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I’m assuming because we don’t score as many or more points than the other team.

see, that’s how they determine who “wins” and “loses”. 

Not sure what’s going on in this thread. Is it a comment on ongoing efforts to have football during coronavirus or a Reverse jinx? 

You can't win if you don't play.  /txlottery

I was on the, "We suck, fire Tom Herman and Texas will never be good again train." in 2018 and we went 10-3 and won the sugar bowl so I am going to get back on that train and see if it works again. 

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Because I am a moron.

39 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

Not sure what’s going on in this thread. Is it a comment on ongoing efforts to have football during coronavirus or a Reverse jinx? 

We are going to win

 

8 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

I was on the, "We suck, fire Tom Herman and Texas will never be good again train." in 2019 and we went 10-3 and won the sugar bowl so I am going to get back on that train and see if it works again. 

That was 2018, right?  In 2019, we were back to meh.   

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

That was 2018, right?  In 2019, we were back to meh.   

Yep I am an idiot.

43 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’m assuming because we don’t score as many or more points than the other team.

see, that’s how they determine who “wins” and “loses”. 

This quack here, he gets it. 

Without Scoreboard Control there is no victory.

 

2020 is an amazing year.  Expecting a bunch of football wins is just greedy at this point.

The key issue is whether or not we should win or not win convincingly.  

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

The key issue is whether or not we should win or not win convincingly.  

Well they are terrible so...

If you stop gaming, there won't be any losing. We've got to lower the losing. I tell my people: stop the gaming. They're the best people.

1 hour ago, Xcalibur said:

Not sure what’s going on in this thread. Is it a comment on ongoing efforts to have football during coronavirus or a Reverse jinx? 

The latter.

If you ever followed a game thread involving ISU, you'll know that I wallow in that medium.  I know the reverse jinx when I see it.

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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     Let's Get This Party Started!!!

Can we set up a Go Fund me for this young lady, not sure she has what it takes to survive in this cruel world, given the bad hand she has been dealt....

33 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

All we need now is a @THUJONE COVID edition CFB season preview.

This.

26 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

Can we set up a Go Fund me for this young lady, not sure she has what it takes to survive in this cruel world, given the bad hand she has been dealt....

She could use a few cheeseburgers.

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

The latter.

If you ever followed a game thread involving ISU, you'll know that I wallow in that medium.  I know the reverse jinx when I see it.

It's true.  Al is the George Braque or Joan Miro of reverse jinx.  A genius of a medium in which we revel.

I heard they are terrible and we will win convincingly.  Now I’m confused 

15 minutes ago, SnowAggy said:

It's true.  Al is the George Braque or Joan Miro of reverse jinx.  A genius of a medium in which we revel.

I think I'm more the George Costanza of the medium.  The Opposite episode of Seinfeld remains my primary inspiration.

3 hours ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

Can we set up a Go Fund me for this young lady, not sure she has what it takes to survive in this cruel world, given the bad hand she has been dealt....

Yeah... I've got something I'd like to deal her.

We will not win any game we don't play.  All the others?  Fucking wins baby! 

1918 Spanish flu : Texas Football undefeated, 9-0.

2020 : Covid : Texas Football undefeated. It is written.

 

So who is..... going undefeated??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This.

She could use a few cheeseburgers.

This one has had some double cheeseburgers...

 

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12 hours ago, Snacks said:
1 hour ago, Poolflood said:

We will not win any game we don't play.  All the others?  Fucking wins baby! 

 

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43 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

This one has had some double cheeseburgers...

 

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Great googily-moogily!

19 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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1,3,4,2....

Or 

2,3,4,1

I'll be in my bunk deciding. 

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