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We will be holding moderator tryouts. There will be 2 New Boards we launch and 2 lucky (or very unlucky) posters get to moderate their way entirely. Including picking the board name and privileges to see it. 

Do we have an election? Do we just give it to the top 2 posters of 2020?

Let us know or it'll be us that chooses.

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This is clearly some kind of trick. Like the time I won that free boat but instead I got arrested for not paying child support. 

is this like the moderator for a week thing? is that first guy y'all appointed mod for a week still a mod?

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Is owner ass kissing a requirement? Also, wouldn’t it be better for the candidates to know the focus of the board they’d be moderating?  

Can the moderators be required to stay in their own boards?  If they need someone to talk to they can always hire Texas Wolf.

Sorry, no can do. Moderation is against my religion and principals. I beleive I'll go make my first martini for the day.  

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1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

Is there a drug test?

Drugs must be used by all participants.

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

Is there a drug test?

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I wouldn’t want to be a member of a board that would have me as a moderator 

Everyone is always focused on moderators.  Does anyone ever think about the extremerators?

Choose me.

4 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Everyone is always focused on moderators.  Does anyone ever think about the extremerators?

CR----->

23 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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Shame because I've been studying. 

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27 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Honest answer: @South Austin is probably the most level headed poster on this site. Not sure I'd wish this headache on him though.

What the fuck did I ever do to you?

33 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Shame because I've been studying. 

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Everything on this board is running so flawlessly, why not triple the responsibilities?

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I will not seek and I will not accept nomination

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Drugs must be used by all participants.

Do statins count?

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Do statins count?

is there a recreational/ hallucinogenic use for those?

1 minute ago, slorch said:

is there a recreational/ hallucinogenic use for those?

I'm willing to learn.

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15 hours ago, immamac said:

We will be holding moderator tryouts. There will be 2 New Boards we launch and 2 lucky (or very unlucky) posters get to moderate their way entirely. Including picking the board name and privileges to see it. 

Do we have an election? Do we just give it to the top 2 posters of 2020?

Let us know or it'll be us that chooses.

what are the boards?

10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

what are the boards?

Cat Facts and Trivial Cat Facts that make me Surly. 

22 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Tell Me About Cat Facts and Trivial Cat Facts that make me Surly. 

fify

15 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I'm here for the shit show.

That's the old site. 

I would like to nominate “Fuck the Brockermeyers” as a new board.

 

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Fuck em

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Douchebag Central

and Derkaville 

Would I be allowed to ban everybody, including myself?

the surly prison board, featuring txtow and tor!

What kind of psychopath wants to be a moderator here

Would we be required to break down on the side of the road at 3am?

59 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the surly prison board, featuring txtow and tor!

tor is in prison?

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