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Top bagger in the cock gobbling contest!

winner winner, bags of dick for dinner!

That’s the that’s got a chromosome issue lookin dude right.  I winder WhT ge got kicked off toward the end of his season 

Spencer Rattler is the greatest blOU QB ever...

 

(reverse jinx)

 Rattled, Take the loss pussy, Charlie Strong >Baker Mayfield,  Blakes Bell rung,  Bomared -- it is all good.  

21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

 

And your 2020 heisman trophy winner is...

His name is Rattler? Really??

 

 

 

 

...fuck, that cool.

He was the least likeable QB on last season of QB1, wasn’t necessarily unlikeable though. Seemed like a normal dude. I imagine his time in Norman has ratcheted up the inner-douche though. 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

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Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

I for sure am in fear of this wily motherfucker.  Spencer Rattler Stats--7-11 81 yds. 1 TD.  This super stud was 4-4  with a TD vs. South Dakota.  This Elway clone was 2-4  vs. Tech.  He shined like a big bad mofo,1-3 vs LSU in a garbage time 63-28 ass whipping.  We are fucked.  

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

He's the newest member of the Luka Modric Society for Guys Who are Very Lucky They're Good at Sports

i got no problem with rattler he likes thots i like thots

he got suspended for knocking the boots with a coaches daughter in the bathroom

hes legit

 

If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?

The next keeper of the bag of dicks.  

10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Sorry for the neg, but.... It's a respectable neg.

Nah it was probably warranted lol. I want to be wrong so bad, but at this point I expect every Lincoln Riley coached qb to be a heisman finalist and to be picked in the first 2 rounds. 

26 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

...and landing on a trampoline and bouncing back up through them again.

5 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

With big bags of dicks and a Stoops midwife.  

42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He was the least likeable QB on last season of QB1, wasn’t necessarily unlikeable though. Seemed like a normal dude. I imagine his time in Norman has ratcheted up the inner-douche though. 

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

17 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Dennis Rodman and Blake Griffin had a kid? 

who gave birth?

Spencer Rattler’s family comes from a long line of porch pirates.

Edited by JohnnyRage

6 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Spencer Rattler’s family comes from a long line of porch pirates.

I'm wondering if this said something racist before you edited it. 

Either way fuck him, he goes to ou.

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's the newest member of the Luka Modric Society for Guys Who are Very Lucky They're Good at Sports

Sam Cassel on line 1.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm wondering if this said something racist before you edited it. 

Either way fuck him, he goes to ou.

 

Nope forgot to explicitly include a college kid’s family.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

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When did Sideshow Bob and Fairuza Balk have a kid?

44 minutes ago, orange dream said:

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

Yeah, he wasn't explicitly obnoxious most of the time, but had an air of arrogance and self-absorption.

1 hour ago, orange dream said:

I thought he was thoroughly unlikable in QB1.  Seemed like a bad teammate and a generally self absorbed asshat.

I thought he came across that way early in the season but came across better as the season went on. Don't know if that was just my opinion, if he calmed down and matured a bit over the year, or if it was just editing work. Regardless, he can go fuck himself.

Edited by BradInATX

6 hours ago, stork642 said:

The next keeper of the bag of dicks.  

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Does Bobby know you have a hidden cam in his dining room? Slippery slope legal wise, but still commend you for the live look at Stoops family dinner..
12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Motherfucker's got elf ears

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Him as a kid...

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Later...

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Lately...

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You know, all the cock sucker threads do for me is make me miss Thujone's art.  Too bad we didn't ever just make a sticky with his masterpieces in it.

16 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I ain't a skeeered!



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If that's him I'm guessing he's a pretty tough guy.  

 

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