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28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If that's him I'm guessing he's a pretty tough guy.  

 

Boy-named-sue tough.

8 hours ago, Bregs said:

Pin on TV Land

 

17 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I ain't a skeeered!



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That mother fucker's goofy lookin. Honestly, he looks like a meth head. My god, in that case he's perfect for methlahoma.

16 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Talk about falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

Ugly is a nice way to put it. Kid is ugly as fuck! Looks like an albino ginger. 

18 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

And your 2020 heisman trophy winner is...

NOT this dude. (fify) 😉🤘🏻

7 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

NOT this dude. (fify) 😉🤘🏻

I sure as shit hope not. But let’s just say I wouldn’t be shocked anymore lol

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Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

I sure as shit hope not. But let’s just say I wouldn’t be shocked anymore lol

Yeah, I hear you. They’ve definitely had some funky mojo going on up there re: QB’s. 
Call me a starry eyed, kool-aid drinking fan boy; I’ll own it...But I’m confident the tide begins to turn this year. 🤘🏻

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

“betonline_”ag”?  Makes sense that an aggy would put rattler’s odds better that Sam’s...🙄

17 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Haha I was halfway kidding, but that is unreal. That’s the type of rep that Lincoln Riley has built up at this point.

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17 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Looks like he smokes a lot of weed

You say that like it's a bad thing.

41 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Haha I was halfway kidding, but that is unreal. That’s the type of rep that Lincoln Riley has built up at this point.

yeah, i saw this the other day and chuckled.  it is pretty damn preposterous that a kid who has never taken a single snap at the collegiate level has the second best Heisman odds before the season starts.  

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All other qbs pale in comparison.

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17 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, he wasn't explicitly obnoxious most of the time, but had an air of arrogance and self-absorption.

On QB1, he sure went out of his way to be a dick to his backup and always try to remind him he wasn't as good, even though the backup got a Michigan offer.  Not exactly the actions of a good teammate or an alpha that is secure in his alphaness.

He passed up Tate as douchiest IMO.  Sure part of that might be that he went to OU, but he's undoubtedly in the top 2.

6 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

On QB1, he sure went out of his way to be a dick to his backup and always try to remind him he wasn't as good, even though the backup got a Michigan offer.  Not exactly the actions of a good teammate or an alpha that is secure in his alphaness.

He passed up Tate as douchiest IMO.  Sure part of that might be that he went to OU, but he's undoubtedly in the top 2.

Yeah, I couldn't tell how much of that was kind of good-natured and how much was malicious.  The backup mostly took it well.  And was a much more likeable dude.

I actually didn't watch the Tate eps, but as far as subsequent events, he's not in the same universe as Tathan for douchiness.

6 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Just wait until Ossai and Coburn are done with that dude's face.

Improvements?

Part of why this is so concerning for me is this is hands down the best prospect Lincoln Riley has every worked with at the position. And it isn’t even close. He’s a far better prospect than baker or kyler were ever considered to be. Let that marinate for a second...

Now hopefully he’s just dumb as shit, but Baker doesn’t exactly strike me as the “sharpest tool in the shed” and we all saw how that one turned out. I wanna be wrong so bad, but this isn’t the best news

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He's an insecure douche, he was threatened as hell by the backup, which is why he constantly had to keep putting him down.  This kid has thin skin.  You get in his head, he'll melt.  He's a pussy.  and he goes to ou, fuck him.

29 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

He's an insecure douche, he was threatened as hell by the backup, which is why he constantly had to keep putting him down.  This kid has thin skin.  You get in his head, he'll melt.  He's a pussy.  and he goes to ou, fuck him.

Poetry.  

We got a W against Baker and a W against Kyler when our program was worse than it is now. We'll eat against Spencer too. 

6 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

We got a W against Baker and a W against Kyler when our program was worse than it is now. We'll eat against Spencer too. 

Fuckin' A

Great post to throw good karma his way. Well done. If he can hit wide open WRs and Riley remains his coach, he shouldn’t have problems putting up big stats. 

Not sure why I pictured him resembling the Landry Jones school of redneck OU douche. 

Instead he vaguely resembles the Blake Griffin school of red-haired OU douche. 

Either way, still OU douche. 

 

On 9/2/2020 at 4:10 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

Part of why this is so concerning for me is this is hands down the best prospect Lincoln Riley has every worked with at the position. And it isn’t even close. He’s a far better prospect than baker or kyler were ever considered to be. Let that marinate for a second...

Now hopefully he’s just dumb as shit, but Baker doesn’t exactly strike me as the “sharpest tool in the shed” and we all saw how that one turned out. I wanna be wrong so bad, but this isn’t the best news

Kyler was a five star, at least in some rankings I saw at the time.  High enough that we collectively wet our pants when we found out he was secretly visiting us right before signing day.

Rattler was highly ranked too, but let's not act like Kyler was some no-talent raw stone that the head dick gobbler polished into a diamond.

On 9/2/2020 at 4:10 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

Part of why this is so concerning for me is this is hands down the best prospect Lincoln Riley has every worked with at the position. And it isn’t even close. He’s a far better prospect than baker or kyler were ever considered to be. Let that marinate for a second...

Now hopefully he’s just dumb as shit, but Baker doesn’t exactly strike me as the “sharpest tool in the shed” and we all saw how that one turned out. I wanna be wrong so bad, but this isn’t the best news

Huh? Kyler was a generational player at the highest level of high school football in the country. How is he "not even close" to Rattler?

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Huh? Kyler was a generational player at the highest level of high school football in the country. How is he "not even close" to Rattler?

I think he meant "in stature."  Rattler is much taller.

2 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Not sure why I pictured him resembling the Landry Jones school of redneck OU douche. 

Instead he vaguely resembles the Blake Griffin school of red-haired OU douche. 

Either way, still OU douche. 

 

Because "Spencer" is the honkiest, cracker-ass cracker name there is, or among them.  And "Rattler" certainly conjures country fucks and Deliverance.

As a general proposition, mixed-race people can be extraordinarily attractive, but then you get the ones like Rattler and Griffith.

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Huh? Kyler was a generational player at the highest level of high school football in the country. How is he "not even close" to Rattler?

Because kyler is 5’9”. This dude has a way stronger arm, and he’s much taller, and still mobile enough. I’m just repeating what the recruiting sites have said. I don’t really know what I’m talking about.

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Because kyler is 5’9”. This dude has a way stronger arm, and he’s much taller, and still mobile enough. I’m just repeating what the recruiting sites have said. I don’t really know what I’m talking about.

Kyler the Pussy has elite speed and quickness and very good arm strength. The QB threat as a runner is very important in Riley's scheme. 

Let me put it this way, against this Spencer Pussy we aren't going to to be half-contain rushing the passer every down because you're afraid of losing contain and an 80yd TD run. 

Just to be clear, fuck OU. I’m not rooting for this kid to succeed or anything. I’m just regurgitating what I read about him since obviously I’m not a scout. The “best prospect Riley’s ever worked with” wasn’t something i just pulled out of my ass. 

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12 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Just to be clear, fuck OU. I’m not rooting for this kid to succeed or anything. I’m just regurgitating what I read about him since obviously I’m not a scout. The “best prospect Riley’s ever worked with” wasn’t something i just pulled out of my ass. 

So... whose ass did you pull it out of?

8 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

So... whose ass did you pull it out of?

Your mom’s

On 9/2/2020 at 5:55 PM, mulletpelini said:

 He's a pussy.  and he goes to ou, fuck him.

redundant

Your mom’s

Oh we’re sorry. The correct answer was South Austin’s mom’s.

For some reason, I keep wanting to compare S. Rattler to Q. Ewers (neg away!).  I can't figure out exactly why but maybe it's because both QBs have generated a similar amount of buzz for both programs in recent years.  Maybe it's because both of them are pegged as Pro Style QBs without the 6-6 measurables.  Maybe it stems from me thinking Ewers was smaller than his high school listed 6-3 compared to Rattler's college listed 6-1. 

Both have tremendous accuracy, a short delivery, timing, and the ability to make off-schedule plays (basing this off HS footage).  IMO, Ewers has the advantage of accuracy whereas Rattler has the advantage to be more of a dual threat.  Either way, I'd take Ewers all day, every day.  But, Rattler under Riley does scare me a bit.

8 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

One of these days this board will finally be right about a sooner QB.  

I'd say it's been spot on in recognizing that Baker Mayfield was a complete and total douchebag.

I expect he will suck and we will knock him out of the game.  Then the backup will go on to be a multi-year starter and Heisman candidate.  

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