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Meh, I don’t see it. I could be wrong.

On 9/4/2020 at 10:15 AM, Gene Parmesan said:

One of these days this board will finally be right about a sooner QB.  

They’ve all sucked.  100% correct.  It’s OU.  This is the preeminent site for Texas football.  You’re welcome.  

On 9/4/2020 at 2:13 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

Your mom’s

You're a brave motherfucker, ass-mining a woman who's been dead for 18 years. On the bright side, it was probably better than what you're usually getting...

12 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

You're a brave motherfucker, ass-mining a woman who's been dead for 18 years. On the bright side, it was probably better than what you're usually getting...

I figured she had reached the legal age for being dead long enough. Oh let me guess, she needs to be dead for 25 years because 18 isn’t long enough. Grow up dude. It works for both of us. Let me live my life. 

11 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I figured she had reached the legal age for being dead long enough. Oh let me guess, she needs to be dead for 25 years because 18 isn’t long enough. Grow up dude. It works for both of us. Let me live my life. 

#LoveIsLove

19 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I figured she had reached the legal age for being dead long enough. Oh let me guess, she needs to be dead for 25 years because 18 isn’t long enough. Grow up dude. It works for both of us. Let me live my life. 

Near's I can tell, your life isn't worth living, but keep fucking that chicken and see if it works out for you.

 

55 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

You're a brave motherfucker, ass-mining a woman who's been dead for 18 years. On the bright side, it was probably better than what you're usually getting...

Don’t think this is the site to get offended about mom jokes. 

5 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Near's I can tell, your life isn't worth living, but keep fucking that chicken and see if it works out for you.

 

Your mom is a dead chicken?

Kyler was a five star, at least in some rankings I saw at the time.  High enough that we collectively wet our pants when we found out he was secretly visiting us right before signing day.
Rattler was highly ranked too, but let's not act like Kyler was some no-talent raw stone that the head dick gobbler polished into a diamond.
Who said kyler had no talent on here?
Because kyler is 5’9”. This dude has a way stronger arm, and he’s much taller, and still mobile enough. I’m just repeating what the recruiting sites have said. I don’t really know what I’m talking about.
Kyler has a weaker arm and is shorter. Spencer will certainly get drafted way above kyler is your point right?
5 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 9/4/2020 at 12:53 PM, Not a cat said:
Kyler was a five star, at least in some rankings I saw at the time.  High enough that we collectively wet our pants when we found out he was secretly visiting us right before signing day.
Rattler was highly ranked too, but let's not act like Kyler was some no-talent raw stone that the head dick gobbler polished into a diamond.

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Who said kyler had no talent on here?

The poster I quoted that said rattler was a far better prospect than Kyler and that it wasn't even close.  

The poster I quoted that said rattler was a far better prospect than Kyler and that it wasn't even close.  
Gotcha. That's funny. He was no VY but damn close if he would have stuck with 1 program. Got the trophy.

250 yards and 3 TDS, middle of the 2nd quarter.  

Is missouri state even fbs though?

Problably more likely Lincoln Riley is an asshole going for home runs on a high school team.  

6 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

250 yards and 3 TDS, middle of the 2nd quarter.  

Is missouri state even fbs though?

Problably more likely Lincoln Riley is an asshole going for home runs on a high school team.  

Lol.  It’s the first half and nobody had a full practice schedule this year.  Go balls out.  

3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Fair enough.  Breaking in a new QB as well 


All good. You’ve got tons of material on OU.  Use the good stuff.  

Riley would be dumb not to give Rattler as many meaningful snaps as possible.

Nevertheless, it's 7:37 p.m. and OU still sucks.

48 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Missouri State was 1-10 last year in FCS 

UTEP sucks too, but come on

if it's a plug and play system why doesn't everyone run it?

Pussy is gonna have to take the loss.

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As long as they don't show his weird ass face he's a good prospect. His face makes me uncomfortable. 

Rattler can definitely spin it...

Horns gonna have to put a lot of pressure on that dude!!!

We're gonna beat the dirt burglers by 2-3 TD's this year, no doubt. No clue what Casey/Card/JJ is gonna do the next year. 

 

Our defense is going to feast on their offense, and out O is going to drown their DB's. Rattler will score, make no doubts about that, but Sam is better this year and so is our WR and RB's. 

This kid is a fucking head case.  You blitz this fucker early and often, you'll get to see the backup real quick.  Build the hype, can't wait to see it torn down.

Come on mullet. How many ou qbs have we said that about? Does it ever work?

Come on mullet. How many ou qbs have we said that about? Does it ever work?

True but we got one thing going for us.

That’s right it’s 2020 baby. Up is down and down is up. This OU quarterback....he seems like he sucks.

Yeah, you're right.  I've been wrong on about 98.6% of my predictions.  You're fucked.

8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Come on mullet. How many ou qbs have we said that about? Does it ever work?

Worked on Bomar ... and shit, we beat Kyler AND Baker. So fuck them.

29 minutes ago, capnamerca said:

Worked on Bomar ... and shit, we beat Kyler AND Baker. So fuck them.

I don’t know if it’s about beating them as much as it’s about not letting them win the conference for a 6th fucking year in a row. That’s what should make everyone in here sick to their stomach. We’re not Aggy. Beating OU but losing 3-4 times a year means nothing. It means that was our super bowl basically (like it used to be for aggy). 

Saw the highlights and this kid has a cannon. Quick release and short throwing motion too, so not sure how much we will be able to pressure him. 

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Saw the highlights and this kid has a cannon. Quick release and short throwing motion too, so not sure how much we will be able to pressure him. 

Yeah, unfortunately he might have more arm talent than Ehlinger.  

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Saw the highlights and this kid has a cannon. Quick release and short throwing motion too, so not sure how much we will be able to pressure him. 

OU's oline will be full of future draft picks as always and they'll be holding their asses off as always so it will be the same as it always is.

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Saw the highlights and this kid has a cannon. Quick release and short throwing motion too, so not sure how much we will be able to pressure him. 

Iowa State type defense might be best to slow him down this year since he hasn't had to face something like that before.  Hope TEXAS "rattles" Spencer early and often!!!

20 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

OU's oline will be full of future draft picks as always and they'll be holding their asses off as always so it will be the same as it always is.

Wish the B12 referees would call those damn holding calls on blOU more often -- I just don't get that SHIT !!!

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Saw the highlights and this kid has a cannon. Quick release and short throwing motion too, so not sure how much we will be able to pressure him. 

That’s never been a question. He was a 5 star for a reason. He has some of the best arm talent in the country. The question is how much he can get through his reads and how he handles pressure. Looking good against a 1-10 FCS team isn’t at all relevant to those questions. 

Hard to tell what you're getting when the high school you played for has more D1 talent than the team you just played against.

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Saw the highlights and this kid has a cannon. Quick release and short throwing motion too, so not sure how much we will be able to pressure him. 

His first 2 TD each went 50 yards in the air from casual looking tosses.  Fuckers got an arm

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2 minutes ago, Constant said:

 

"I mean, come on, man!"

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Only in OU math can you release a ball at your own 34 have it caught ~your opponents 27 and it be 50+ yards.

 

And yes I get the distance covered to the sideline. But if you want to count that then let’s start crediting QBs who throw 25 yards on a 7 yard dig with that shit as well.

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Only in OU math can you release a ball at your own 34 have it caught ~your opponents 27 and it be 50+ yards.

 

And yes I get the distance covered to the sideline. But if you want to count that then let’s start crediting QBs who throw 20 yards on a 3 yard dig with that shit as well.

Yep.  OU math.

 

His first 2 TD are legitimate 50 though.  First one tossed at the 33 landing at 15 on the other half of field.

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Only in OU math can you release a ball at your own 34 have it caught ~your opponents 27 and it be 50+ yards.

That's graduate-level sooner math.

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's graduate-level sooner math.

Road scholars

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