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After watching that video, I think Mayfield’s honorary title of “Douche Nozzle” has been bestowed upon Rattler!

4 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

After watching that video, I think Mayfield’s honorary title of “Douche Nozzle” has been bestowed upon Rattler!

One thing is for sure.  He’s a perfect fit for OU.  

Did anyone determine albino or high yella? If the ladder, his dad did not get a WP.

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It's like Case vs Colt. 

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Dude. King Yellowman should not be associated with the suckage of OU.

NEG you to Jamaica.
On 9/28/2020 at 10:36 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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That 'do adds new meaning to the term "dookie rolls."

12 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's 9:35 and Spencer Rattler is still one ugly motherfucker 

And OU sucks. 

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That 'do adds new meaning to the term "dookie rolls."

where is @CurlyDumps when you need him

You guys are terrible. The kid can't help it he was born butt-ugly. You think he hasn't heard about it all his life? On the playground? In the hall? In the lunchroom? And from his look, he's mentally challenged too. Just look at that "hair" and, of course, the fact that he voluntarily went to blOw-U.  I, for one, regret all the hurtful things that have been said about him on this board. If he were here in person right now, I'd look him in the eye and say, "Damn, son, you're one ugly motherfucker."

2 hours ago, Alex Karev said:

And OU sucks. 

This is known. A match made in heaven. Ugly ass QB at an ugly ass juco, er I mean "university".

He bailed out of the pocket on most of the pass plays.  Every time to the right.  Does not seem the type that can hurt you running much or all that elusive.  But if he has time to throw he is very accurate and throws a beautiful ball.

It’s about fucking time one of these gotdamn “(insert blowU qb) seems like he sucks” threads actually worked out



 


Wonder if he said this to his receivers last night?

So Ou has basically gift wrapped up the season and this is the team we have lol 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So Ou has basically gift wrapped up the season and this is the team we have lol 

All the reps for you. 

Last night was the first time I watched him this year and I was not impressed. Perfectly serviceable, but not a superstar like every other fucking QB they ever have.

All I could think was, “Maybe the story about Riley wanting use Covid as an excuse not to play was actually true.”

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ISU continuously got pressure on Rattler, even when they only rushed three. Their guys were giving so much effort on each play. I don’t think our princesses can match that effort. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

All I could think was, “Maybe the story about Riley wanting use Covid as an excuse not to play was actually true.”

I’ve been telling you. Lincoln’s been crying at least since the beginning of June. He’s a bitch. 

If a Herman coached team has taught me anything, it’s that horrible QBs will have a record setting performance against us. I fully expect him to throw for 400 yards and 5 TDs while Herman stands there on the verge of tears.

3 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

All I could think was, “Maybe the story about Riley wanting use Covid as an excuse not to play was actually true.”

No - OU was overly concerned about player safety and the health related fallout that might occur. Didnt you see that they only allowed 50% capacity at their home games? 

If I was petty I would go find the assclowns in that DT thread that thought OU's cold feet were anything other than concern about their on field product this season. 

13 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Throws a pretty ball.... right to the Iowa State Safety... 😁

 

 

FIFY

 

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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

If a Herman coached team has taught me anything, it’s that horrible QBs will have a record setting performance against us. I fully expect him to throw for 400 yards and 5 TDs while Herman stands there on the verge of tears.

There was a reference on the teevee yesterday about results in the OU/Tx game when both teams were coming into the game with a loss in their previous outing.  In both cases, 2007 and 2014, OU won.  I am in agreement that Rattler channel Tom Brady against the Longhorns next week unless he is injured and the unknown second string backup then comes in and rushes for 150 yards and 4 scores, the last of which is the game winner on the final play of the game.

Still be in the Heisman race, especially after this Saturday. Fml

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

No - OU was overly concerned about player safety and the health related fallout that might occur. Didnt you see that they only allowed 50% capacity at their home games? 

If I was petty I would go find the assclowns in that DT thread that thought OU's cold feet were anything other than concern about their on field product this season. 

So overly concerned that they sent the players home and a bunch came back with Covid? 

On 9/30/2020 at 11:40 AM, ztejas said:

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He looks like a cross between one of the Matrix twins and that kid that played the banjo in Deliverance...in a nice way...bless his heart.

On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 PM, Tex Pete said:

So overly concerned that they sent the players home and a bunch came back with Covid? 

They had no control over Big Red Motor's COVID policy. 

Just now, Deej said:

They had no control over Big Red Motor's COVID policy. 

Toby Keith's I Love This Bar And Grill was closed.

Fuck this guy.  There’s a standard at OU QB. This guy sucks as bad the OU D.  Hope you bury him Saturday.  I’m done.  

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck this guy.  There’s a standard at OU QB. This guy sucks as bad the OU D.  Hope you bury him Saturday.  I’m done.  

SurlySooners?

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck this guy.  There’s a standard at OU QB. This guy sucks as bad the OU D.  Hope you bury him Saturday.  I’m done.  

Attitude seems pretty standard as of late. 

On 10/4/2020 at 9:01 AM, crimsonlonghorn said:

Last night was the first time I watched him this year and I was not impressed. Perfectly serviceable, but not a superstar like every other fucking QB they ever have.

All I could think was, “Maybe the story about Riley wanting use Covid as an excuse not to play was actually true.”

Hey look he said the same thing ChiTown, gonna call him out too?

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chickinshit

19 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Attitude seems pretty standard as of late. 

Attitude is fine if you back it up.  This guy has done zero and is a primadonna bitch.  Interest has been waning and it’s hard to get into shit during covid but this asshat reminds me of Cutler.  Couldn’t cheer for the Bears that entire era.  This dildo is similar.  Cannon arm and shit for brains...

6 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Hey look he said the same thing ChiTown, gonna call him out too?

Wtf are you talking about?  And great edit you fucktard.  ‘Chick In Shit’?  Probably the wrong site, douche.  Go back to the shaggy.  

On 10/3/2020 at 11:10 PM, mulletpelini said:

now ou know why he didn't want to play this year, chicken cocksucker

 

On 10/3/2020 at 11:30 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  U of all people.  😂

Chick N Shit

On 10/5/2020 at 10:49 PM, Deej said:

They had no control over Big Red Motor's COVID policy. 

I wish Rattler well at his next dealership.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What if ugly ass Rattler is like Jeff George. Strong arm, but can't win?

He's more like a whiter Tony Romo.

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