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Looking for kid friendly (yeah, yeah, I know where I am) 'would you rather' dilemma question ideas.

 

Along the lines of...

 

Would you rather find $10,000 or find every item you've ever lost?

 

And, yes, I'd still vote Kate over Angie.

 

 

Be able to produce a fart sound or a fart smell on command? 

Would your decision change if you could "throw" your magic power with precision anywhere within a 100' radius? 

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Would your decision change if you could "throw" your magic power with precision anywhere within a 100' radius? 

No one man should wield that power. 

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Would you rather get $1,000.000; or start an investment with a single penny, with a guarantee that the investment will double everyday for the next 30 days?

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Gimme the money.

 Yup. 
 

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Would you rather get $1,000.000; or start an investment with a single penny, with a guarantee that the investment will double everyday for the next 30 days?

There aren't that many pennies in the world. You gonna have to fill it out with dimes and nickels and shit.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

There aren't that many pennies in the world. You gonna have to fill it out with dimes and nickels and shit.

Ok, $00.01. Is that better? 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Ok, $00.01. Is that better? 

I wanted actual pennies, so I could resell them for the copper and nickel content.

does lost include fishing gear?  If so, I will go the gimme all my lost shit back.

I would take the items if the rules included “shit you fucked up or broke yourself because you’re a dumbass”

Would you rather have a fight to the death with 100 duck-size horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How many five-year olds can you beat in an all out street fight? 

At the same time?  Or Kung Fu movie one-at-a-time rules?

Either way, but they're trying to kill or disable you just as much as you are them. 

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I'll take the lost items. 

Mixed tapes of songs long forgotten.

Pictures and letters from the past.

Hell my 1987 baseball card collection prob makes up for the difference.

 

 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How many five-year olds can you beat in an all out street fight? 

Five year old humans? Five year old Pit Bulls? Narrow it down for me.

But there's an inexhaustible supply of them. You'll tire out eventually, old man. 

I bet after I crush a few skulls and suck the brains out the rest will run
8 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Would you rather get $1,000.000; or start an investment with a single penny, with a guarantee that the investment will double everyday for the next 30 days?

I'll take the $10 million, thanks.

(Wait, this isn't a pyramid scheme, is it?)

Edited by ztejas

14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Humans, and nope, they're determined to end you, whatever it ultimately takes. 

If I hold them off for a year, do they stop attacking because they're six-year-olds?

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I’d take Colt not getting injured against Bama. 

But would you take that OR Mack not fucking up Saban to Texas in 2013.

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

But would you take that OR Mack not fucking up Saban to Texas in 2013.

McCoy.   

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

But would you take that OR Mack not fucking up Saban to Texas in 2013.

What about the dozen NFL QBs we missed on between Colt and Sam?

On 9/5/2020 at 5:56 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

But there's an inexhaustible supply of them. You'll tire out eventually, old man. 

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On 9/2/2020 at 9:34 PM, tchookem said:

 

Would you rather find $10,000 or find every item you've ever lost?

 

i've lost a lot more than $10,000, so B.

 

would you rather lick the floor at school or a dirty trash can? would you rather eat a spoon of mud or let a cockroach crawl up your arm? 

On 9/2/2020 at 9:34 PM, tchookem said:

 

Looking for kid friendly (yeah, yeah, I know where I am) 'would you rather' dilemma question ideas.

 

Along the lines of...

 

Would you rather find $10,000 or find every item you've ever lost?

 

And, yes, I'd still vote Kate over Angie.

 

 

 

 

do I have to pay taxes on the 10g?

What about the stuff i wanted to lose? Do I have to take that back also? Like my virginity?

 

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do I have to pay taxes on the 10g?
What about the stuff i wanted to lose? Do I have to take that back also? Like my virginity?
 
You didn't lose your virginity. You may have misplaced it, but you know exactly where it is.

would you rather Aggy lost to OUsux, or OUsux lose to Aggy

Spoiler

natural disaster is the correct answer

 

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2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

would you rather Aggy lost to OUsux, or OUsux lose to Aggy

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natural disaster is the correct answer

 

OU lose to aggy is the correct answer and you're a horrible Longhorn fan if you think otherwise. 

Never, ever fucking cheer for OU to win unless it puts Texas in a better position to win a conference or national title. They could be playing an intergalactic coalition of aliens for the future of keeping the human race free and I wouldn't be happy if they won.

Back in the day, I decided I'd root against OU verses everything except the Hitler or Al-Qaeda.  I would probably add Covid to that list, now.

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