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35 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They won 7 games last year. 

7 < 8.

QED.

Twitter-ers are the worst, am I right..? 😁

On 8/11/2018 at 9:31 AM, Loco said:

That video nicely sums up fsu...  douchebag party school...   I had friends who went there just for the girl/guy ratio.  Girls are hot, hot and vapid, guys are like extras from Idiocracy.

 

Still, Texas State >>> Florida State.

On 8/11/2018 at 9:31 AM, Loco said:

That video nicely sums up fsu...  douchebag party school...   I had friends who went there just for the girl/guy ratio.  Girls are hot, hot and vapid, guys are like extras from Idiocracy.

 

Good thing I never enrolled there. 

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I get the "Tell me about..." threads for schools in the Big12 (or formerly in the Big12), but this one is a little puzzling.  Is it because FSU was rumored to be leaving the ACC for the Big12 back in 2011?  If there's going to be a thread for every school that has a player selling hippie lettuce there won't be room for much else.
Jealous aggy boy?

For all you yabos that think FSU is the aggie school in Florida, it ain't. There is an aggie school in Talahassee FAMU. In Florida the main aggie school is Florida.

FSU started out as a girls school or some shit and there is a clown college on campus across from their baseball stadium.

Talahassee does have Whataburger, the bastards.

Tally is also a shithole where Gainesville is surrounded by shit holes.

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Tally is also a shithole where Gainesville is surrounded by shit holes.
Don't be hatin on Micanopy

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https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2814846-former-oregon-ol-doug-brenner-sues-willie-taggart-ncaa-school-for-115m

Former Oregon offensive lineman Doug Brenner is seeking $11.5 million in damages in a lawsuit levied against the NCAA, the University of Oregon, former head coach Willie Taggart and former strength coach Irele Oderinde, according to James Crepea of The Oregonian.

Tally is also a shithole where Gainesville is surrounded by shit holes.
Gainsville is a shithole. No Whataburger at all.

I hear Micanopy is nice.

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if I were Willie Taggart I wouldn't want to start counting the games until 154 days from now either. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT 3-9 SEASON

Damn. I was hoping the Willie Taggart seems like a dumbass thread would have stuck. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

I don't even have the faintest idea what they were going for.

 

I can't believe it's still up

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Finding out Alex Hornibrook transferred by reading an FSU-related Tweet posted on a UT message board is one of those things that reminds me I don't follow this sport as closely as I did ten years ago. 

I’m glad they clarified that it’s the quarterback who plays behind the center.

I'm no graphic designer, but apparently the guy behind "Behind the Center" isn't either.  Everything about that pic is awful, from th size of the font to the size of the photos.  Just horrible all around.  

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’m glad they clarified that it’s the quarterback who plays behind the center.

They know their audience

Finding out Alex Hornibrook transferred by reading an FSU-related Tweet posted on a UT message board is one of those things that reminds me I don't follow this sport as closely as I did ten years ago. 
Xanax wear off?

Saturday's FSU-Boise St game moved from Jacksonville to Tallahassee because of hurricane concerns.

45 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I wonder if that voids all bets or how it affects the line

I guess Florida State hired him too quick. I think he's a good football coach because people who know the sport better than I do have vouched for him (Harbaugh), but who really knows? What did he do before he got the FSU job? He took WKU from 2-10 in his first year to consecutive 7-5 seasons. He took USF from 2-10 in his first year there steadily up to 11-2 and a division co-"championship". At that point he looked like he could build programs, but honestly anyone who hired him was just guessing. He spent practically his whole career @ WKU other than coaching frigging running backs at Stanford for three years. At least Strong and Herman (or a guy like Gene Chizik) were top-tier coordinators who won national championships. 

I don't really blame him entirely for FSU's situation given how badly Jimbo Fisher shipwrecked things, and if he really is a builder, then maybe they should try letting him build for a few years, but damn. It looks more like Oregon reached on him, and then Florida State doubled down on Oregon reaching for him.

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On 9/16/2019 at 1:38 PM, Machinator said:

 

and he would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for this meddling kid

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14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

I see 20 cents worth.

That said, it's great to see he's recovered from his injuries.  A bit of his game came from his mobility; the rest came from playing in the AAC.  I wonder how that will be impacted.

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8 minutes ago, 4th&amp;Five said:

 

Damn, that's sad. I liked his coaching, even with Free Shoes University and all.

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