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Next week's opponent for the Horns.

They can keep fans out of the stands but they can't stop the socially distanced mountainside handjobs.

Lumberjacks take the opening kick and march right down the field.  7-0 after the PAT by #58 who looks like he earned that number.

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SFA is my actual alma mater and I think Colby Carthel (he will gets P5 job soon) will be great in his short time there. They already look fast as hell and a progression of what he started last year.

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UTEP is predictably terrible.  Getting dickslapped by SFA.

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Hoo boy. If Card and Thompson aren’t taking snaps in the 4th quarter next week ima be pissed. 

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Hoo boy. If Card and Thompson aren’t taking snaps in the 4th quarter next week ima be pissed. 

3rd quarter. 

UTEP might have to call Major after this season.....and Mrs. Applewhite might have to call her divorce attorney

17 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I have no clue what SFA returned but they went 3-9 last year in the FCS. 

So......

Carthel took over before the 2019 season and literally kicked off like 80% of the team. Last year’s SFA team was about the youngest (if not the youngest) in any college football. They got progressively better each game. He had one of the best recruiting classes in FCS. He’s going to build a power program, just a matter of how long SFA can keep him. 

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This new nfl commercial is fucking terrible.

this announcer is going to put me to sleep and that is with his touchdown calls....the rest is going to put me in a coma

We just need them to keep from having a Covid breakout this next week. 

Just now, EZ$ said:

We just need them to keep from having a Covid breakout this next week. 

I hear if you sit in your garden shed with Christmas lights and slug down cheap 40oz beers it keeps the corona virus away

At least UTEP has good helmets. That's about the only possible thing I can think of right now.

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Fumble recovery and return.  UTEP setup with 1st and goal and a chance to take the lead before halftime.

Just now, WBT said:

Fumble recovery and return.  UTEP setup with 1st and goal and a chance to take the lead before halftime.

Don't call it a comeback!

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

TD Miners

2 TD's Miners...

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The RB who punched it in is an El Paso native

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The RB who punched it in is an El Paso native

does he get a handie on the hill later?

2 monkeys fucking a football would show more skill than these two teams right now

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

2 monkeys fucking a football would show more skill than these two teams right now

The 2015 Texas team would beat this UTEP team by 40. 

UTEP's got a couple of WR's that can catch the ball... actually surprised by the decent arm on the UTEP QB too.

No pass rush so far by SFA though...

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The 2015 Texas team would beat this UTEP team by 40. 

2005 HORNS would win by 50+

 

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Curious how many sacks this OL gives up next week... 

SFA is getting no real pressure, but their OL looks like they are always getting pushed back

First big run I’ve seen and SFA completely blew their assessment

Just now, Laxtonto said:

First big run I’ve seen and SFA completely blew their assessment

SFA’s D has blown assignments all night. It’s embarrassing actually how piss poor the D has been, so many blown 3rd and 10+. 

SFA hasn’t looked this bad since middle of 2019. Disappointing cause UTEP is complete trash, although they seem to have a couple good receivers. 

2 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

UTEP might be the worst team in college football. They're awful. 

We should win convincingly?

3 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

UTEP might be the worst team in college football. They're awful. 

SFA doesn't agree...

2 hours ago, Xian said:

So they just said SFA’s conference games are in spring. So strange 

Wonder what SFA's conference rival UCA will do, considering they're playing a 10 game fall schedule. Gonna be tough to follow up 10 games in the fall with 8 conference games in the spring

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The 2015 Texas team would beat this UTEP team by 40. 

Despite kicking off to UTEP to start both halfs?
32 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

SFA doesn't agree...

SFA is a FCS team that went 3-9 last year and hasn't made the FCS playoffs since '14. 

Maybe I should have specified FBS but UTEP is definitely one of the worst teams at the FBS level. 

 

 

1 hour ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

We should win convincingly?

It's the worst team we've played in a long time. 

I mean we should. 

SP+ preseason rankings had UTEP ranked 130 out of 130 FBS teams. If that's wrong it's not off by much. 

Man... after watching this game, we should be able to do whatever the fuck we want to against them. That team is BAD. Sam should only need a quarter or a half to unleash hell on them 

8 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Man... after watching this game, we should be able to do whatever the fuck we want to against them. That team is BAD. Sam should only need a quarter or a half to unleash hell on them 

 

9 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Doooooomed

Yep... Texas is Doomed!!!

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