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Evicted a family of three freeloaders today for nonpayment of rent.

One of my sons took a 10’ tree pole into our attic and rattled it around in the corner above our bedroom. Momma, Poppa, & Teenage squirrels evacuated to the back yard, and son used screws to reseal the metal vent in the soffit outside our bedroom bay window. They had been bending it down for a week or so to sneak inside for their overnighting. 
Little sumbitches seem to be annoyed, but no freeloaders are allowed around here except me.

 

 

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Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.

Those squirrels escaped from Louisiana custody and hitched a ride to Austin. News at 10.

Thoughts and payers . . .

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Those squirrels escaped from Louisiana custody and hitched a ride to Austin. News at 10.

Thoughts and payers . . .

 

He’s a squirrel, he has no home.   

What's worse is that they get to enjoy our public roads and utilizes while paying ZERO in taxes. But if we make them pay their fair share they'll demand representation.

Are you ready for Senator Squirrel? 

Great. You realize increased evictions leads to higher bird seed thievery



What's worse is that they get to enjoy our public roads and utilizes while paying ZERO in taxes. But if we make them pay their fair share they'll demand representation.
Are you ready for Senator Squirrel? 


*looks at the US Senate*

I'm ready for 100 Senator Squirrels.
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Interesting followup - this afternoon I ran over a squirrel down the street when the little idjit did the usual squirrely thing by darting out in front of my car.

Guess it was doing some impromptu house hunting. 
Oh well. End of story.

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Interesting followup - this afternoon I ran over a squirrel down the street when the little idjit did the usual squirrely thing by darting out in front of my car.

Guess it was doing some impromptu house hunting. 

 

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Wake me when you get the moose out.

20 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Those squirrels escaped from Louisiana custody and hitched a ride to Austin. News at 10.

Thoughts and payers . . .

2020 - apocalyptic attack squirrels ?

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Interesting followup - this afternoon I ran over a squirrel down the street when the little idjit did the usual squirrely thing by darting out in front of my car.

Guess it was doing some impromptu house hunting. 
Oh well. End of story.

Well, we have no deal with them!

How I imagine this went down

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Edited by BabaYaga

On 9/7/2020 at 11:31 AM, Gil Bang said:

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Why does a squirrel swim on its back?  ............to keep its nuts dry.  

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