September 10, 20205 yr 19 hours ago, MissingInAction said: The way moby went down made me think he was already unconscious. Perhaps concussed from whiplash because his arms are at his side. Whole thing on Timbo/Moby is strange. He completely dead sailors to his left. Must have knocked his head to the right before going down.
September 10, 20205 yr 24 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: Whole thing on Timbo/Moby is strange. He completely dead sailors to his left. Must have knocked his head to the right before going down. Nope, he was the only one not braced. If you watch the blonde on the right, she nearly injured her neck on the edge, and the two guys behind her slam their heads into the side. Moby had nothing slowing him down.
September 10, 20205 yr Asshole cigarette boat captains think that their boats only have two speeds, idle and WOT. Every fucking weekend, asshole cigarette boats on Lake Travis run WOT from dam to dam. Never understood the allure of having a 30 ft boat which only holds 8 people and burning $100 in fuel on one run.
September 10, 20205 yr 38 minutes ago, crash_davis said: Asshole cigarette boat captains think that their boats only have two speeds, idle and WOT. Every fucking weekend, asshole cigarette boats on Lake Travis run WOT from dam to dam. Never understood the allure of having a 30 ft boat which only holds 8 people and burning $100 in fuel on one run. Still remember the crash that killed the two freshman girls back in the 90’s.
September 10, 20205 yr 21 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: Still remember the crash that killed the two freshman girls back in the 90’s. You remember the double decker party boat full of gay and lesbian lawyers that flipped over by Hippie Hollow? That was humorous.
September 10, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, crash_davis said: Asshole cigarette boat captains think that their boats only have two speeds, idle and WOT. Every fucking weekend, asshole cigarette boats on Lake Travis run WOT from dam to dam. Never understood the allure of having a 30 ft boat which only holds 8 people and burning $100 in fuel on one run. Do you even "pathetic middle aged guys trying to impress younger women with fake boobs," bro?
September 10, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: Nope, he was the only one not braced. If you watch the blonde on the right, she nearly injured her neck on the edge, and the two guys behind her slam their heads into the side. Moby had nothing slowing him down. Still weird af that he didn't put a hand out or anything.
September 10, 20205 yr Does someone think you can't be drunk by 11:30?You can’t drink all day if you don’t start first thing in the morning.
September 10, 20205 yr 47 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Do you even "pathetic middle aged guys trying to impress younger women with fake boobs," bro? I agree with most stuff you post but motherfucker, why do you hate America?
September 10, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, crash_davis said: Every fucking weekend, asshole cigarette boats on Lake Travis run WOT from dam to dam. Dam to dam?
September 10, 20205 yr Just now, crash_davis said: I agree with most stuff you post but motherfucker, why do you hate America? I prefer older women. With real boobs. But I am a man of taste, class, and style.
September 10, 20205 yr 56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Do you even "pathetic middle aged guys trying to impress ogle younger women with fake boobs," bro? We have a thread for that.
September 11, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Anastasis said: Dam to dam? Max Starke and Mansfield, basically the length of Lake Travis.
September 11, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: You remember the double decker party boat full of gay and lesbian lawyers that flipped over by Hippie Hollow? That was humorous.
September 11, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: You remember the double decker party boat full of gay and lesbian lawyers that flipped over by Hippie Hollow? That was humorous. There's got to be a joke in there somewhere, we need to get Surly's best minds on it.
September 11, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said: Still weird af that he didn't put a hand out or anything. Maybe the guy in the back was reloading the ice chest with beer because Moby had been tearing through it? He did seem to have a knack for driving pretty shitty, and he seemed unsure quite a few times about what he was doing. And let's face it, he was the most relaxed person on that boat when shit literally went sideways. Edited September 11, 20205 yr by atomheartbevo
September 11, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, BurntEyes said: Yeah, sure, okay, you bet, seems legit. You should join us in the Sela Ward fan club.
September 11, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said: I prefer older women. With real boobs. But I am a man of taste, class, and style. 3 hours ago, BurntEyes said: Whoa.... Whoa whoa... Slow your damn roll there cowboy. If trying to impress younger women with fakes boobs as a middle aged guy is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Why not both? Edited September 11, 20205 yr by Bevo
September 11, 20205 yr 22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: There's got to be a joke in there somewhere, we need to get Surly's best minds on it. It capsized because they all ran to one side of the boat to look for noods on the bank. Here’s the story of the Gaytanic. It wasn’t all lawyers either, I was mistaken. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/partygoers-flip-over-nude-bathers/#app Edited September 11, 20205 yr by Judge Roybeanbag
September 11, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Do you even "pathetic middle aged guys trying to impress younger women with fake boobs," bro? That's literally all I do.
September 11, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: Maybe the guy in the back was reloading the ice chest with beer because Moby had been tearing through it? He did seem to have a knack for driving pretty shitty, and he seemed unsure quite a few times about what he was doing. And let's face it, he was the most relaxed person on that boat when shit literally went sideways. I'm also baffled by what he was doing with the throttles toward the end there. Did a little rooting around. Timbo is actually Marvin. Marvin Carter III of Memphis. He was cited for this. https://fox2now.com/news/police-hope-people-learn-lesson-from-ozark-boat-crash-viral-video/ Yellow and Pink are Wanda and April Hunsucker, a mother-daughter team. https://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/19506039/memphians-boating-accident-goes-viral-online/ One of the dudes in the back had several broken bones. Edited September 11, 20205 yr by TwiceHorn
September 11, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, crash_davis said: Asshole cigarette boat captains think that their boats only have two speeds, idle and WOT. Every fucking weekend, asshole cigarette boats on Lake Travis run WOT from dam to dam. Never understood the allure of having a 30 ft boat which only holds 8 people and burning $100 in fuel on one run. 100 bucks? Add a zero or two
September 12, 20205 yr Author On 9/9/2020 at 10:04 AM, Brisketexan said: Yeah....this. Whiskey on the way from the car to the gate, wax cup beer once you're inside, and all that by 9:00 a.m......can lead to an interesting day. Knew a guy In college that got so drunk before the Texas OU game that not only did he miss the game, he got engaged. Went to the wedding and believe it or not, the marriage lasted a whole six months.
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