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Surly...you can't be serious. 

Honestly I'm not sure why we ever got rid of "take the loss, pussy"

Zero Fucks Given

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Honestly I'm not sure why we ever got rid of "take the loss, pussy"

We couldn’t take it.

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Fine, OP. What's the motto.

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How about “Wear a fucking mask you assholes” or “OBJ is still on TOS” I didn’t have a great idea or anything I’m just tired of seeing Utah up there and thought we needed to start this thread up again.

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Fine, OP. What's the motto.

"Time for a new motto" works for me.

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

"Time for a new motto" works for me.

It’s timeless.

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From an unrelated thread.

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 Let's fucking Texas!

 

What starts here changes the Austin city council.

 

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Oh wow, I just noticed that. Like the others have said, wtf @immamac? If you're trying to get more users, posting odd references to slavery that make absolutely no sense at the top of the page is not the way to go.

1 hour ago, immamac said:


 

oh that weirdo.  i posrepped a bunch of his shit just to keep the entertainment going a while longer (as @troph said, don't ban the funnies).  guess he took the expected turn for the (much) worse

Welp, looks like we have a new motto:

 

it's just a bunch of dumb trolls throwing stones.

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we need to say something about the incident saturday night

a fair number of surlers disagree with what happened

but not me

i propose something extremely vulgar

"you're not going to fuck us in the ass without lube"

"New Conference, same bullshit. It must be us."

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Can someone please direct me to the Asian Poon Wars ??

i would suggest michigan or ucla.

22 hours ago, sidis said:

i would suggest michigan or ucla.

if you are looking for something closer to home try Rockport 

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

Was topical for the day. I meant to change it earlier. 

"Random-ass motto"

13 hours ago, immamac said:

Michigan got their recruits because of a hot Asian fucking Larry Ellison. 


Well in that case, any hot asian that wants to send some top recruits to Texas, hit me up. 

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

“Not nearly as perverted and deranged as most people say sometimes.”

 

Sometimes doing some heavy lifting here.

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Current motto vastly overestimates abilities

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