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  • Should have gone with the driver. 

  • DeChambeau is such a douchebag. Blamed bad breaks, the wind changing up on him a couple of times and a couple other excuses for leaving six shots out there. Said he could've easily shot 9-under even i

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    All gas no brakes!  Tiger obviously got his mother's driving skills 

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Although I hate the shout-outs, “Scoop there it is” made me chuckle 

Was that a line out of Entourage? From Seth Green to Eric “hey tell Sloan I said what’s up” . . .

Sabbatini not so liked on tour. Quite funny.

10 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Was that a line out of Entourage? From Seth Green to Eric “hey tell Sloan I said what’s up” . . .

Sabbatini not so liked on tour. Quite funny.

Sabbatini sat in front of me at a baseball game and we ended up getting hammered. Funny guy.  One of the few Wildcats I actually like.

Leaderboard getting pretty stacked. Even with Sergio already imploding through 4.

These mid-round editorials are fucking dumb. They already don’t show enough golf. 

Oh good I was worried we wouldn't get a Jimmy Roberts Tiger retrospective right when the leaders on Saturday are making the turn. Maybe we can get 6 minutes of ads right after this.

@4th&Five beat me to it 😆

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Perfect time for the daily Tiger suck off segment. Good lord NBC is trying so hard to force “better than most” into an iconic golf moment.

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Perfect time for the daily Tiger suck off segment. Good lord NBC is trying so hard to force “better than most” into an iconic golf moment.

It would be more iconic if Tiger didn't have 15 fucking majors. 

"While Justin Thomas is leading the Players behind a 64 on the day I'm going to share my opinion that he has the best swing in golf"

Ghim has been playing great the past couple of weeks. He's going to have a lot to think about overnight if he stays towards the top going into tomorrow.

Bryson putting on a clinic. We know there's a 64 out there. He's to 5 under with 6 to play. 

And Doug just one off that pace - 4 under through 12 and on the green at 13.

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16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ghim has been playing great the past couple of weeks. He's going to have a lot to think about overnight if he stays towards the top going into tomorrow.

Yeah, he’ll likely be paired with a bad ass, like JT or Rahm or Bryson or Westwood. Doug’s gonna find out a lot about himself. 

Unbelievable tourney so far for his first Players. 

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

If Tiger returns, will the PGA give him a cart exemption ... one with a wet bar, of course?

And a driver. 

I just can't help but laugh at some of these drives. I have no idea how you hit the ball that hard on a line that tight. Has anyone hit like this since prime Tiger? Have to wonder if it catches up with his back and lower body the same way. 

I mean this is absurd:

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Although he just miss hit his 2nd. Doesn't matter if you can't score.

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Getting a little nervy for Doug. He needs to get through these next 2 without incident. 

I just can't help but laugh at some of these drives. I have no idea how you hit the ball that hard on a line that tight. Has anyone hit like this since prime Tiger? Have to wonder if it catches up with his back and lower body the same way. 
I mean this is absurd:
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Although he just miss hit his 2nd. Doesn't matter if you can't score.


You really do have to wonder if there is a physical impact that will bite him at some point. It doesn’t feel sustainable, but who knows at this point.

I’d be interested in seeing the sales stats on single length irons.

They are getting more popular

I’ve never tried any.

What a roll. He's going to be tough to beat tomorrow. Again.

33 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 


You really do have to wonder if there is a physical impact that will bite him at some point. It doesn’t feel sustainable, but who knows at this point.

 

It will catch up to him, at some point. Just have to tweak it once...

9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Sergio quietly back in the mix. 

Nothing quiet about that last one!

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4 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

If Tiger returns, will the PGA give him a cart exemption ... one with a wet bar, of course?

 

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

And a driver. 

And a stripper pole

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Does he count?

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He converted.  Like Rod Carew.

6 hours ago, Deej said:

It will catch up to him, at some point. Just have to tweak it once...

the way he spins his front foot out takes some of the pressure and torque off his back in my opinion.  Its actually a lot like a baseball power hitter swing these days.

sure he could tweak it but its not like the Nicklaus reverse C.  IMO, the wider stance and flatter swings these days help with the back problems the guys in the 70's and 80's had(see Couples).  These guys do a lot more stretching and massage recovery type stuff than the Fuzzy Zoeller's, Lee Trevino's and the like.

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

the way he spins his front foot out takes some of the pressure and torque off his back in my opinion.  Its actually a lot like a baseball power hitter swing these days.

sure he could tweak it but its not like the Nicklaus reverse C.  IMO, the wider stance and flatter swings these days help with the back problems the guys in the 70's and 80's had(see Couples).  These guys do a lot more stretching and massage recovery type stuff than the Fuzzy Zoeller's, Lee Trevino's and the like.

His swing does look less damaging than what Tiger used to do. Tiger was more twisty and jerky. I think people forget how hard/far Tiger used to hit the ball. I'd warrant he's still the longest hitter ever relative to the competition. I watched this video recently and it's astounding:

 

Not a fan of Scott Harrington's look this morning. If you want to throw on a hoodie and joggers as you roll out of bed hungover on a Sunday morning to go play the local muni with the boys that's one thing. The Player's Championship on the PGA Tour? Come on dude.

Jordan doubling a par 5 to go with a couple birdies, classic Jordan

Westy just might fuck around and win the Players.

I don't know, maybe punch it out and get par. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Westy just might fuck around and win the Players.

Yeah. Amazing at 47. This course can get a player in trouble in a hurry but I'm kind of rooting for this youngster Westwood.  

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Westy just might fuck around and win the Players.

Or he'll put one in the water on the 2nd.

Brian Harman always looks like he's wearing his older brother's hand me downs

Oof. Knew that was wet as soon as he hit it. Brutal lie for Casey.

This leaderboard is stupid.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oof. Knew that was wet as soon as he hit it. Brutal lie for Casey.

This leaderboard is stupid.

Very tough course and fortunes change in a hurry. Can't tell who will win it. These types of tournaments are fun to watch. 

JT going to make this interesting, not sure he's cooled off from yesterday's round. 

you typically don't see a PGA tour player shank a pitching wedge.  but 17 will do that to you.  ask Brendon Todd.

 

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Wtf is going on out there? They all drop acid or something?

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

you typically don't see a PGA tour player shank a pitching wedge.  but 17 will do that to you.  ask Brendon Todd.

Nor do you see one cold top a 3 wood off the tee. 

Brendon Todd shanks a wedge.  worst shot of the tourney.

Bryson:  hold my beer.

Westwood:  hold my pint.

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