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He was a #2 receiver all along 

None of my business. Wish I hadn't been forced to consider it.

I don't much care what somebody does as long as it doesn't hurt anybody and I'm not made to watch.

Well, we could wish eternal damnation and torture upon him...

but that probably couldn't top living in Cleveland.

That Browns jersey makes him feel warm and fuzzy all over 

What a fall OBJ has taken from his one good year with the Giants...  

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

What a fall OBJ has taken from his one good year with the Giants...  

One good year, huh? 

2014: 91-1305-12

2015: 96-1450-13

2016: 101-1367-10

13 minutes ago, victory88 said:

What a fall OBJ has taken from his one good year play with the Giants [in a game they lost]...  

fify

...and yeah I get it i'm biased and the stats say otherwise but still fuck him in the goat ass

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

fify

...and yeah I get it i'm biased and the stats say otherwise but still fuck him in the goat ass

I imagine he & NowThis have that in common as well  

Y'all Reckon Odell will be watching the Texas/UTEP opener? I heard UTEP is fixing to be shit on.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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I'll see that emoji and raise you

 

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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Aim higher, Stephen.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

wow those are some stupid useless whores. 

He must enjoy playing with a quarterback who shits all over the field on Sundays.

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

wow those are some stupid useless whores. 


min don’t know about useless. Evidently, that one chick is pretty good at make shit videos
 

So when the Giants said we're going to trade you, where do you want to go, did they really understand the answer?

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I mean the shit thing is weird enough, but getting shat on by a tranny is quite the niche 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Are these lot lizards podcast in prison or something?

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

14 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

I am 54 and I still cannot believe that it is a "thing".

20 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

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40 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

I did it for money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I lived on a dairy.

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3 hours ago, jeevsie said:

My 15-y.o son asked yesterday, "What's up with Odell?" I could only answer with an I don't know.  You know his buddies will tell him.  F'in internet/social media.  What percentage of you fellas had any idea being shat upon was a thing when you were 15?

Today's 15 year olds have seen some shit man, literally. The internet and all.

I mean kids these days are out there licking each others assholes. How is this much of a stretch?

Friends and I were talking about this last night over drinks.  I honestly can't believe that my single buddies aren't doing some manscaping around the chili ring.  Was telling my buddy who is about to go on a date with a 21 year old that he better get into ass play real quick if he wants to fuck this girl.  The young ones are all about the shithole.

I find it way more disturbing that there is a market for a podcast from these ugly ass sleestaks. 

the thot that shyt on his chest is chief keefs bby mom

i dont blame odell these thots r yummy

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1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I find it way more disturbing that there is a market for a podcast from these ugly ass sleestaks. 

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7 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

the thot that shyt on his chest is chief keefs bby mom

i dont blame odell these thots r yummy

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I'd give them a second look.

 

To figure out what the fuck I was looking at.

39 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I'd give them a second look.

 

To figure out what the fuck I was looking at.

That bitch from Gremlins 2, apparently.

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The response to all this just reveals how many guys have never fucked a truly hot woman.  They are not adventurous in bed anywhere remotely to the degree a less attractive woman is.  If you truly like to cross lines and boundaries, you need a six, not a ten.  Actually, sevens and eights are infinitely better to fuck than nines and tens.

 

14 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

the thot that shyt on his chest is chief keefs bby mom

i dont blame odell these thots r yummy

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I think people that use thots multiple times in a response should be hung from the tallest tree in California, and preferably one that’s on fire.  

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

The response to all this just reveals how many guys have never fucked a truly hot woman.  They are not adventurous in bed anywhere remotely to the degree a less attractive woman is.  If you truly like to cross lines and boundaries, you need a six, not a ten.  Actually, sevens and eights are infinitely better to fuck than nines and tens.

 

9’s are a dime a dozen in Miami and LA... more often than not, they’ll cross whatever fucking line you ask em too.  What they don’t cross, they’ll snort.  

If they're a dime a dozen, they're not nines.  

If they have fake tits, they can't be higher than an eight.  

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