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On 5/5/2018 at 9:07 PM, Llano Estacado said:

but Father of the bride you’re over thinking this.

Probably the only thing he has any control over.

Coincidentally, Nipple Shadow is my alter ego superhero name.

On 5/20/2018 at 1:31 PM, Parliament said:

Duluth Trading Armachillo's are money.

They're money all right: undershirts are $37.50/ea.    I'm all for paying extra for quality but not sure I would pay that much plus shipping to try them out.

2 hours ago, Snacks said:

dri-fit tank... or regular old hanes/fotl tank... it the answer for the gray slacked one.

In white or black?

Outdoor summer wedding in TX? That’s umm not too smart. Also, no one will notice or care what you’re wearing 

  • 3 weeks later...

Gotdammit. I've clicked on this thread three or four times now thinking it was about something far more interesting.

On 5/20/2018 at 10:51 AM, Dbeasy said:

I could see wanting to remove the jacket inside at some point during the reception.

why, are you going to wait tables during the reception?

On 4/18/2018 at 11:28 AM, Dbeasy said:

 

a June family wedding under the hot sun

 

Your family seems like it sucks. Tell them you will meet them at the indoor reception.

Why cant we delete posts?

Edited by luke duke

I feel like armybrat

Edited by luke duke
Rare triple post

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Bought two shirts - one was Amazon brand and one custom made Proper Cloth. Day of wedding made the call on Proper Cloth. It looked much better and fit better. Wore Diluth long tail t shirt underneath and that was the real mvp. It was incredible. Kept cool, tucked and out in front of the nipple. Proper Cloth shirt hid most of the outline of the T-shirt. Selected a more opaque fabric and weave that minimized transparency. Sat in direct 100 degree sunlight in a coat for 30 minutes and staved off sweat stains. No major wrinkles. 

21 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Bought two shirts - one was Amazon brand and one custom made Proper Cloth. Day of wedding made the call on Proper Cloth. It looked much better and fit better. 

Sorry to hijack the thread, but what is everyone's feelings on Proper Cloth? I need some new dress shirts and it sounds like a good deal.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

I cannot believe this thread keeps popping up.

I guess I’m glad it worked out for you. Please let this shit die now.

22 hours ago, kmac30 said:

I cannot believe this thread keeps popping up.

I guess I’m glad it worked out for you. Please let this shit die now.

I never even heard of nipple shadow until this thread.  It's educational.

BTW, if you google "nipple shadow" (in an incognito window, of course), all that pops up are nipple shadows on x-rays.

Edited by Jerry Callo

On 5/6/2018 at 9:07 AM, Llano Estacado said:

 now you’re casting a pants tent shadow...

Expecting the pants tent shadow thread anytime now.

Your shirt goes under your jacket.  Your nipples shouldn't be showing.  

 

If you remove your jacket, and the outline of your undershirt is showing, that's just as embarrassing.

 

I bought this white shirt for summer, in an ultra open grenadine/giro inglese weave.  It's not quite fishnet, but it'll almost show everything.  Meant to stay under a jacket only.  Or in a dim room.

 

  • 2 weeks later...

 

When I was teaching 7th grade a couple of students were talking to me and asked me

"Sir, should we tell a teacher of their nipples are showing?" 

I was a little surprised by the boldness of the question so I did the best I could, imagining an Elaine Benes situation. 

"Well, I'm not sure it's appropriate to talk about unless you think you can help save them from embarrassment"

The next week in class

"Sir, I see you are wearing an undershirt today" 

Damn it I hate undershirts if I'm not sweating but now I over analyze the situation every time. 

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