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I have a few requirements for movies when I'm getting shit faced on the couch:

1. Explosions

2. Great sound track with lots of base.

3.Requires little thought

4. Established action star/s

5. Action: gunfire, fighting(kung fu preffered)

My current rotation is Predator, Aliens, Drunken Master, Glory, Magnificent 7 along with a few others.

the very first time I ever got stoned was in summer of 95 with my best friend's cool uncle in Dallas.  We watched Apocalypse Now.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Going by your recent posting, I think you may be serious. 

Hey, if you've got better foundation material for visualizing a threesome with Shirley Maclaine and Julia Roberts, I'm all ears, chief.

All of the Expendables.  

Specifically if you're high, Pineapple Express and This is the End. 

Tremors.  And, Under Siege is a great movie to watch when drinking.

I’m a fan of watching traditional, campy ass horror movies. Classics like Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare are all good. But then toss in cheesy shit like Sleepaway Camp and Evil Dead etc. I enjoy drunk shit talking the characters as they make poor decisions to get themselves killed.

I️ went through a period where every time I️ got drunk, when I️ got home I️ would put in Apollo 13 on VHS. Not sure why, but I️ did.

35 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

I’m a fan of watching traditional, campy ass horror movies. Classics like Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare are all good. But then toss in cheesy shit like Sleepaway Camp and Evil Dead etc. I enjoy drunk shit talking the characters as they make poor decisions to get themselves killed.

I used to get shit faced and watch and quote Return of The Living Dead. That movie is hilarious. 

i have watched FMJ while drunk about 423 times. I like to get drunk and talk along with Sgt Hartman.. kinda like singing along to the radio.

My hammered and high movie before was always Road Trip or Superbad. 

Super Troopers - in really any altered state.

The Murray and/or Chevy classics:  Fletch, Caddyshack, Spies Like Us, Trading Spaces

No explosions, though.

When hammered, I always default to tried and true OG comedies: Vacation, Caddyshack, The Jerk, Planes, Trains et al, Step Bros.  That way I can fill in the "blanks" so to speak.

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

When hammered, I always default to tried and true OG comedies: Vacation, Caddyshack, The Jerk, Planes, Trains et al, Step Bros.  That way I can fill in the "blanks" so to speak.

This. I pick movies that I've seen so many times it doesn't matter if I nod off to sleep at some point -- Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Big Lebowski, etc.

here you go, MIA, just on the off-chance you haven't seen this classic:

 

The original Gone in 60 Seconds.... It was awesome at drive ins. No guns though

 

 

The Big Lebowski. Dumb & Dumber.

Dazed and Confused.  Reminds me of high school (duh).  
My go to drunk movies are Dazed and Confused and Boogie Nights.

Back in the day, Clockwork Orange was my go to.  But Pee Wee's Playhouse was also in the rotation.

9 hours ago, chesthair said:

Leaving Las Vegas

this is a feel-good joy ride.  the ending will really cheer you up. 

20 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

 

Nothing with Steven Seagal. Ever.

How do you neg someone on the new board?

The first two Blade movies, Demolition Man, Escape from New York, in addition to many already posted.  

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16 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

here you go, MIA, just on the off-chance you haven't seen this classic:

 

Saw it at the Arbor opening night. I was fuuuucked up. 

Deadwood for sure. Nothing is better than having a whiskey with Al and yelling cocka sucka! At the tv for a couple of hours 

2 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

How do you neg someone on the new board?

 

Negging Steven Seagal isn't going to a make him a better actor.

The greatest movie to watch when stoned is a little known masterpiece called Rolling Kansas. In that moment it's the perfect movie.

6 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

The greatest movie to watch when stoned is a little known masterpiece called Rolling Kansas. In that moment it's the perfect movie.

thought you were joking but just looked it up.  written and directed by thomas haden church.  I’m intrigued.  

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

thought you were joking but just looked it up.  written and directed by thomas haden church.  I’m intrigued.  

It's amazing. Stoned or not. 

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