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#352
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Eh they would have died eventually anyway.

Am I doing it right? 

Yeah, three of four had severe seasonal allergies

#353
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Eh they would have died eventually anyway.

Am I doing it right? 

The bullets didn’t kill them, it was their underlying health condition 

#354
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


See, that’s how pathetic Obama and Killary were - it took them a whole day to leave 4 Americans to die. These days, Team Trump is cranking out 4 dead Americans every 15 minutes or so.

That’s MAGA-level performance, bitches!

But Corona ain't dark skinned you dumb libtard.

#355
3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

The bullets didn’t kill them, it was their underlying health condition 

Yup.  Acute hypovolemia.  The bullets were incidental.  

#361

You’d think after Mueller we would have learned that no one is going to drop the hammer like they should. There’s this bizarre desire to keep some level of decorum and humanity, while the Dotard and his enablers continually debase themselves. 

#362
On 9/12/2020 at 11:38 AM, Red Five said:

Eh they would have died eventually anyway.

Am I doing it right? 

 

On 9/12/2020 at 12:42 PM, Nope said:

Yeah, three of four had severe seasonal allergies

 

On 9/12/2020 at 12:50 PM, Neonmoon said:

The bullets didn’t kill them, it was their underlying health condition 

 

On 9/12/2020 at 3:56 PM, Horn Dog said:

Yup.  Acute hypovolemia.  The bullets were incidental.  

People get shot every day and survive. WHY DUSN"T THE MEEDEEUH EVARRR REPORT THAT????

#363

some more audio was on cnn just now.  it's from a month ago, when trump was clearly feeling woodward out about how the book would go, and making sure he knew how well he handled the response, and what the stock market was doing.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/14/politics/trump-bob-woodward-final-phone-call/index.html

(i didn't watch 60 minutes, so no idea whether it's "new" or not)

#364
On 9/9/2020 at 7:47 PM, 4th&Five said:

Yet we’ll be talking about something else by Monday. It’s insane. 

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#365

 

Regarding the fact DoTArD downplayed the severity of the virus, one of the doTarD toadies on a Sunday talk show said some shit like "you don't yell fire in a crowded theater." The host responded "You do if the theater is on fire."

 

Not sure who or where, just read a blurb somewhere in twatter land.

#366
6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Regarding the fact DoTArD downplayed the severity of the virus, one of the doTarD toadies on a Sunday talk show said some shit like "you don't yell fire in a crowded theater." The host responded "You do if the theater is on fire."

Not sure who or where, just read a blurb somewhere in twatter land.

Look out. I'm pretty sure that was Chuck Todd. 

Edited by WhatTheBuck

#368
3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

How does that quote change anything? He didn't want to cause panic! Unless you have a smocking gun of him saying "I am not downplaying this to avoid causing panic," then I think we are done here. 

#369
 
How does that quote change anything? He didn't want to cause panic! Unless you have a smocking gun of him saying "I am not downplaying this to avoid causing panic," then I think we are done here. 

Oh something like that is probably in there too. It also won’t make any difference.
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#370
1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

How does that quote change anything? He didn't want to cause panic! Unless you have a smocking gun of him saying "I am not downplaying this to avoid causing panic," then I think we are done here. 

pos rep for smocking.

 

#371

Woodward is on CNN right now and discussing audio clips with Anderson Cooper.

Breaking news: the president is a god damned lunatic.

#376
Just now, Neonmoon said:

I’m shocked he doesn’t know the meaning of obsolete 

This too. I got stuck on the boring part because he’s used it before. 

#379

 

 

On 9/10/2020 at 11:47 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I've noticed a change recently...many are openly just 'fuck libtards'...before there was some excuse or another and now we're at a point where the majority of them admit Trump is a complete and utter POS but you fight fire with fire.  Fuck all of them.  Every opportunity I get, I call these mouth breathing fucksticks out.  Never give up.  Never let it slide.  I usually mix in a heavy Charlton Heston laugh when they're blabbering on and on.  That's a highly recommended move.  

 

On 9/11/2020 at 11:54 AM, BradInATX said:

Laughing at them is my go-to as well. They get so pissed. It's awesome. When they're out in the world spouting their obnoxious nonsense, they want an "argument" which is really just them choosing a zinger! to get you with out of their quiver of about four arrows. Laughing doesn't open any doors to a conversation and it makes them feel small and disregarded, which they are.

It rules. Although use it carefully, it provokes the shit out of them. Like if you get the wrong person, it could start a fist fight. I don't look like someone that you want to fuck with, otherwise I might not deploy it as much.

   Man, I wish I got the opportunity to do that. When I roll up on a Trumper all I get is tucked chins and averted gazes. Being 6'2 -3 230 and Black might have something to do with that. Keep up the good fight fellas.

#380
44 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

 

 

 

   Man, I wish I got the opportunity to do that. When I roll up on a Trumper all I get is tucked chins and averted gazes. Being 6'2 -3 230 and Black might have something to do with that. Keep up the good fight fellas.

When you attack the suburbs, can I come with?

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#381
35 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

When you attack the suburbs, can I come with?

  I am already here. Stage 1 is underway. I grill in the front yard with a durag, wife beater, pressed jean shorts, and Tims on. Property values are plummeting as we speak.

Edited by Thatguy

#382
  I am already here. Stage 1 is underway. I grill in the front yard with a durag, wife beater, pressed jean shorts, and Tims on. Property values are plummeting as we speak.

Username checks out.
#383
7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

if he did so much so quickly then why’s he complaining that something that happened last week wasn’t included in a book that came out last week? does he know how books work?

#384
4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

does he know how books work?

Is this a serious question?

#385
5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

if he did so much so quickly then why’s he complaining that something that happened last week wasn’t included in a book that came out last week? does he know how books work?

I think you know the answer to that one. 

#387
11 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 

 

 

   Man, I wish I got the opportunity to do that. When I roll up on a Trumper all I get is tucked chins and averted gazes. Being 6'2 -3 230 and Black might have something to do with that. Keep up the good fight fellas.

What's your 40 time?  Do you have any eligibility left?

#388
Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

What's your 40 time?  Do you have any eligibility left?

Right now? You can run backwards faster than I could run a 40. Knees bro. Have none.

#389
12 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 

 

 

   Man, I wish I got the opportunity to do that. When I roll up on a Trumper all I get is tucked chins and averted gazes. Being 6'2 -3 230 and Black might have something to do with that. Keep up the good fight fellas.

No. Those people are chumps. The two times I've had the pleasure of laughing at an absurd Trump person in public, neither were directed at me (I'm about your size). One was directed at the lady in front of HEB who made him put on a mask, and the other was some lady just randomly telling everyone in line at the gas station how stupid they were. 

They won't do that to anyone like you or me that would kick their ass. They are scavengers, not apex predators.

Edited by BradInATX

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