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#152
5 minutes ago, slorch said:

Honey Badger says Charles Woodson and Troy Polamalu reminds him of hisself.

 

They do not strike me as players having similar strengths/ playing styles.

 

Why, just because they're Hall of Famers and he's only been to one Pro Bowl?

#155

Where do we find these idiots? You're going to hold a guy that's being triple covered? Just leave him in KC. 

#161

Can we reboot 2020 already?

 

As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

#162

Touting Watson's deep ball accuracy without DHop on his squad seems negligent in analysis.

#166
7 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Can we reboot 2020 already?

 

As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

Have to have at least 2-3 other backup teams. I’m a hybrid Texan/Cowboys fan so I have three more I follow just to enjoy the damn season. Sad really. But it’s how I cope.

#167
4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

these fucking yellow gloves are driving me nuts

I confuse them with a flag, just happened again in the end zone.

#168
9 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Can we reboot 2020 already?

 

As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

At least you have some consistency to reassure you during these difficult times. 

#170
Just now, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

When they don’t make the post season? My best guess. 

#171
3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

Not likely. One has to be capable of thought and feelings in order to experience regret.

#172
Can we reboot 2020 already?
 
As if it didn’t suck enough, now it looks like I’m in for another terrible year for the Texans.

Not even 2020 can make them good.
#173

WTF? Mayfield must have the best fucking agent in the history of agents. So many got damn ads featuring that scrub.

#176

I can't get that chart with 6.2 as the expected wins for the Jags out of my head.

If the +/- wins for the Jags is 6, seems like the under would be straight cash homie.

#180

Someone needs to tell Hall to stop the stupid Johnny jolly act after he makes a tackle when you’re getting your ass kicked and about to lose a game...

#183
1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

What was that “51 points” and “somebody cares but I won’t go there” thing all about?

Over/under was 54.5

#184
2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Over/under was 54.5

I took the over at 53 this morning. Looked at it halfway through the 4th quarter and marked it down as an L. Nice to be pleasantly surprised by a backdoor win versus a terrible backdoor loss. Sorry not sorry for those that had the under at 53. 

#185
I took the over at 53 this morning. Looked at it halfway through the 4th quarter and marked it down as an L. Nice to be pleasantly surprised by a backdoor win versus a terrible backdoor loss. Sorry not sorry for those that had the under at 53. 

How does Vegas know??
#187
1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

If BoB were capable of that kind of introspective self-analysis, he would've resigned in shame about four years ago.

#188

Funny to listen to Collinsworth talk up the trade for the rb, something along the lines of " a lot of angry fans", then has the game progressed and the Texans needed a deep threat, nothing there, silence.  It was an absolute horrible trade, they downgraded the offense. On top of that, O'Brian coaches like its the 90s, super conservative with timeouts,  no risk taking, while his opponents take risk and pounce. 

#189
8 hours ago, wood said:

WTF? Mayfield must have the best fucking agent in the history of agents. So many got damn ads featuring that scrub.

He's so likable, though...

 

Don't you like quitters/jerks/interception machines?

#191
15 minutes ago, slorch said:

He's so likable, though...

 

Don't you like quitters/jerks/interception machines?

Yeah apparently America loves a winner douchebag.

#192
41 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Funny to listen to Collinsworth talk up the trade for the rb, something along the lines of " a lot of angry fans", then has the game progressed and the Texans needed a deep threat, nothing there, silence.  It was an absolute horrible trade, they downgraded the offense. On top of that, O'Brian coaches like its the 90s, super conservative with timeouts,  no risk taking, while his opponents take risk and pounce. 

Nothing gets by you.  Fuck BoB

#194
Funny to listen to Collinsworth talk up the trade for the rb, something along the lines of " a lot of angry fans", then has the game progressed and the Texans needed a deep threat, nothing there, silence.  It was an absolute horrible trade, they downgraded the offense. On top of that, O'Brian coaches like its the 90s, super conservative with timeouts,  no risk taking, while his opponents take risk and pounce. 

I thought of that too. “All you hear is murmurs” after DJs historic 19 yard TD run
#195
12 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wonder if BoB regrets getting rid of Hopkins yet?

I don’t think getting rid of Hopkins was a terrible move. I don’t think he’s important enough to any team to he the highest paid non-QB ever. So trading him in some ways was smart. You just have to get a better return, but that’s the most obvious thing anyone has said in this thread.

 

#196

Also LOL at the fans that booed during the show of unity. Don’t ever tell me this shit was about the flag or disrespecting the troops ever again

#198
15 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Also LOL at the fans that booed during the show of unity. Don’t ever tell me this shit was about the flag or disrespecting the troops ever again

They booed when the Texans were coming on the field in. Don’t make it something that wasn’t

#199
12 minutes ago, slorch said:

They booed when the Texans were coming on the field in. Don’t make it something that wasn’t

It’s not me making it something it “wasn’t”. It’s everyone agreeing about what actually happened. They were booing during the show of unity as a statement.
 

 

 

It’s a talking point today. I didn’t make this up. 

Edited by youdunnf'dup

#200

Godspeed to them then. I hope they can survive.

I deliberately skipped the opening and turn the TV on right as the Texans were entering the field. I heard the booing then. That’s when the comments were made in last nights thread and It didn’t go any further than that.

Edited by slorch

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