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3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Lol, he sat down with mahomes

Mahomes rubbed his head for luck.

Most people are just short. But when they are RBs they are “built low to the ground”

 

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41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

How long before the mask obscures Andy’s vision?

 

19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Andy Reid looks like a walrus that got a job as a welder.

 

16 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Andy Reed should come back out with a normal mask instead of looking like a diy disaster

 

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Yes. You go for it on fourth down damnit. We got it! Chris and Al didn’t need a preseason to come out of the gate fucking annoying. 

Ballgame.  Andy looking at post game dinner menu.  

If anybody wants to see what blocking receivers look like, watch the Chiefs.  Is there anything they do bad?  They focus on every little thing.  That play with those receivers doing their job blocking downfield is unstoppable.   

Correction: almost unstoppable

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uh.... they are gonna review this one as well

 

edit i guess not.... those knees looked really close to being down at the one.... where was the ball when the knee hit?

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5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Ballgame.  Andy looking at post game dinner menu.  

Wrong. Andy already knows what he’s getting post game. Double cheeseburger. Win or lose baby. 

This Patrick Mahomes character is a just another flash in the pan. He's no Blake Bortles.

4 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Wrong. Andy already knows what he’s getting post game. Double cheeseburger. Win or lose baby. 

Apparently he goes to town topic once a week so he says. Peter King, also fat, went to check it out and got the same thing and said it was amazing. Especially the hand dipped black and white shake. 
 

come on Texans fucking fling it. 

Houston has been impressive though.  They have the offensive weapons and a good defense.  Just need to take advantage of the opportunities when they're available.  

That's a weak horse collar.  

Dude on Texans sideline wearing mask on chin.

Just take the sumbeech off, dumbass.

Since when is tackling in the name area a horse collar?  Bull shit.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Since when is tackling in the name area a horse collar?  Bull shit.

The little rules guru said the nameplate area is included in the rules.

Fuck those guys though.

Texans fans complaining about bad calls...

 

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11 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Since when is tackling in the name area a horse collar?  Bull shit.

I googled this NFL rule.  It’s does say tackling in the name area is a horse collar.

The collective crying we hear right now is the other 30 DCs.

 

LOLz.  All the Chiefs needed was that additional piece to make them elite on offense...

Damn good run for that former Bayou Bengal RB.

Come on Texans offense!!

Geez Chiefs are just gonna get better and better. Can’t hate. 
 

2 runs in a row with Duke Johnson down  17. Classic BoB

23 minutes ago, slorch said:

The little rules guru said the nameplate area is included in the rules.

Fuck those guys though.

Well, the Texans are really fucked in that case. From my early observations they look like they couldn’t tackle a bag of cotton candy. 

Getting rid of Hopkins is going to fucking haunt us.

Al Michaels did crack me up.   Said the Arrowhead crowd looks like the chiefs are down 50-0 after halftime.

Just now, Topper13 said:

This game is going fast. It's not even 9:30.

Duh. It was over by halftime.

Hopkins is missed man. 
there is just no urgency. Whereas when the Chiefs are down by 21 they just find a way. Which should scare all the other teams. 

Honey Badger says Charles Woodson and Troy Polamalu reminds him of hisself.

 

They do not strike me as players having similar strengths/ playing styles.

Yellow gloves should be illegal.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Yellow gloves should be illegal.

So should Coach Bill Obrien.

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