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"Surlyhorns: come for football, stay for the hamburger reviews"

21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

When he lands at Bergstrom CDC should give him a Burnt Orange Resistol so he can be Urban Cowboy

And all Mensa's buyout should consist of is a giant foam cowboy hat and a paddle ball. 

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You think this site is awesome now, you should be around when we DON’T suck....

....wait....wut?

Pants Optional!

Edited by ABSR

Palace of Degenerates should be the motto going forward. We can change it based on current events, of course, but that should be the foundation. 

Think someone said it in the other thread but I'm a fan of "What Starts Here Ruins the World." 

  • 1 month later...
9 hours ago, immamac said:

Do we run with All Gas No Brakes or keep Sark after dark?

My vote is for All Gas No Brakes.

Ass, grass, or football wins.  Nobody rides for free.

2 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

My vote is for All Gas No Brakes.

Everytime I hear this I think of Fuel.

"Quench my thirst with gasoline"

We've been sniffing gas without breaks for awhile

A happy Surlyite is a swearing Surlyite
fuck yeah!
  • 7 months later...

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