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In ANY game thread for this week there will only be talk of what happens within the stadium walls during the game + anything specifically that happened to a player in the stadium which affected their ability in the game. 

This will be aggressively moderated today and please report any nonsense. Today is about talking about football not what else is happening in the world. 

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If I see a girl giving a guy a handjob on a hill outside the stadium, I’m gonna talk about it. 

If I see a Brockermeyer outside the stadium on my way into the game and I punch him in the dick, can I mention that in the game thread?

Edited by Ghost of Shag

Good, because I plan on being inside South Austin mom's stadium walls tonight.

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10 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Good, because I plan on being inside South Austin mom's stadium walls tonight.

So she is adhering to the 25% capacity rule. 

We also want to let you know the game thread is being recorded for an album release on Columbia Records, and you can't say "hell" or "shit" or anything like that. How does that grab you, Bob?

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We also want to let you know the game thread is being recorded for an album release on Columbia Records, and you can't say "hell" or "shit" or anything like that. How does that grab you, Bob?

FUCK THAT...

3 minutes ago, The University said:

what about the going-ons and happenings within the gaps?

I like the gaps...

everyone leave him alone he has a thankless task here and i gagree for game threads we can all stand down.  we have plenty of other places to bitch at will.

football.  and porn.  and tits.  yes, tits are in-scope.  and football.

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Good, because I plan on being inside South Austin mom's stadium walls tonight.

I hear she's quite cavernous

32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

everyone leave him alone he has a thankless task here and i gagree for game threads we can all stand down.  we have plenty of other places to bitch at will.

football.  and porn.  and tits.  yes, tits are in-scope.  and football.

Theres for a forum for that other one. Indeed as a owner on other site... yall might never known all the site Mac (I hate Macs) does in the background. I hope the Shagy urrr Surely party still happens in Dallas pre OU game and I can buy him a few drinks on the surly tab for the great chats and treatment last year. 

What if someone goes out of the game with COVID? Can we mention it was COVID?

Edited by Deej

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

If I see a girl giving a guy a handjob on a hill outside the stadium, I’m gonna talk about it. 

Pay him.  Pay that man his money.

What if someone goes out of the game with COVID? Can we mention it was COVID?
As long as you also mention that the flu would have also knocked him out of the game.

It would be easier just to block the CR dipshits from game threads 

4 hours ago, immamac said:

In ANY game thread for this week there will only be talk of what happens within the stadium walls during the game + anything specifically that happened to a player in the stadium which affected their ability in the game. 

This will be aggressively moderated today and please report any nonsense. Today is about talking about football not what else is happening in the world. 

This is good bull 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

This is more like the no fucking covid talk in game threads warning. I'll be making a covid comments thread where posts will be moved.

Can we talk about the pot luck buffet at a sex party if they have games playing on the TV’s?

10 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Can we talk about the pot luck buffet at a sex party if they have games playing on the TV’s?

No because that will spark a conversation about social distance

Sooo...is this the game thread then? From my shitter in south Austin, hookem! TEXAS!

So; do we get extra rep points today?  I got exited about football and may have already blown my load...

What if there is a banner flying above the stadium?

9 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

What if there is a banner flying above the stadium?

Dude, WALLS!  can we not be more specific!

So the stadium walls are like the tops of the goalposts. They extend upward forever?

So is this today’s game thread?  Or am I not allowed to ask cause I am stupid and quarantined?

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

This is good bull 

Covid talk will give me the redass in the Tine

Edited by TonyTexas

I thought immamac was one of the Bobs?  Wait, who's the other one?  I know blacklab is one, I always assumed immamac was the other one.  

Who's the one that said we were gonna build a wall for football talk and El Paso was gonna pay for it?  

42 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought immamac was one of the Bobs?  Wait, who's the other one?  I know blacklab is one, I always assumed immamac was the other one.  

Who's the one that said we were gonna build a wall for football talk and El Paso was gonna pay for it?  

you will never know....

If I see a girl giving a guy a handjob on a hill outside the stadium, I’m gonna talk about it. 

Right out of the Box. FTMFW. Impressive!

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