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From my brother just now...

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689.  I'll take it.  

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PSA - Don’t let the euphoria of tonight’s win make you forget to cancel that $40/month Sling account you just signed up for today.  

Good win, cover yourself in sanitizer and social distance for the next 2 weeks

The pico de gallo burger looks amazing
yes and I am 90 miles from the nearest on in Jacksonville
1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

The fucking LHN is trying to stir shit up about The Eyes.   Learn how to be a homer network, dipshits.  It’s been settled. 

Yeah. They were definitely on bitch mode. 

5 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

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3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The fucking LHN is trying to stir shit up about The Eyes.   Learn how to be a homer network, dipshits.  It’s been settled. 

That is 100% pure Galindo.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oh, great.  Phlegm is back.  

 

Fantastic.

I thought is was great but now I'm second guessing.  

Pros:

Won the opener, Won convincingly, Sam looked sharp, Didn't start the game slow, covered the spread and then some, passing game was better than expected with best players out, backup qB's play didn't have significant drop off, second half D looked good, tackling was good, no major penalties, special teams looked better (save the one fg)

Cons:

Dicker and first half pressure from the D line.  Injuries to Jake, Omeire, Whittington

1 minute ago, SDG said:

I thought is was great but now I'm second guessing.  

Enjoy an artist perfecting his craft

Just now, pops said:

Enjoy an artist perfecting his craft

 

Its 2020.    they have to be locusts.

16 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

We finally get the same type advantage that the top ACC and SEC have had for years.  A couple tough conferences games and a bunch of conference cream puffs.  It hasn't mattered that the 2nd best team in the ACC has been total crap, because Clemson walked the walk.  Beat OU and we should be gold.

 

Drinkin the Holy Water...

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You know the media is going to ask Herman about the players protesting the Eyes. He handled it well when asked by LHN.

Love that Epps' nickname is grandpa. Related to his speed?

16 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

PSA - Don’t let the euphoria of tonight’s win make you forget to cancel that $40/month Sling account you just signed up for today.  

Thanks for looking out. Redundancy with Hulu would really piss off the missus. 

Love that Epps' nickname is grandpa. Related to his speed?

No, his enlarged prostate and rheumatism
18 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The fucking LHN is trying to stir shit up about The Eyes.   Learn how to be a homer network, dipshits.  It’s been settled. 

Yeah, the homer network that brought in Andre Ware to call a game and then ran a short segment of Texas lowlights against him.

They fucking suck. And now I want VY to have a talk show on the network and invite his buddies Leinart and Bush to be guests so they can talk about how much better the Fox Sports studio crew is than any of the ones on ESPN.

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I would love if VY invited Bush and Leinart and let them both keep saying they were the better team and that Bush deserved that heisman that year on the strength of 1 fucking game in which his team's defense couldnt stop their opponent from scoring so that Bush got to keep running back KO returns for 25-30 yards at a pop that somehow got counted towards his "total game yardage" being over 500 yards that game, but meanwhile VY throwing for 300 and running for 200 against Oklahoma State earlier that year didnt count for him getting a "combined" 500 + yards that game.

fucking ESPN and their bullshit

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I would love if VY invited Bush and Leinart and let them both keep saying they were the better team and that Bush deserved that heisman that year on the strength of 1 fucking game in which his team's defense couldnt stop their opponent from scoring so that Bush got to keep running back KO returns for 25-30 yards at a pop that somehow got counted towards his "total game yardage" being over 500 yards that game, but meanwhile VY throwing for 300 and running for 200 against Oklahoma State earlier that year didnt count for him getting a "combined" 500 + yards that game.

fucking ESPN and their bullshit

True. If UTEP had scored even a single TD, Sam would have had 8 TDs and 600 yards. Fuck the voters.

16 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

You know the media is going to ask Herman about the players protesting the Eyes. He handled it well when asked by LHN.

not according to OB. full on mutiny going on over there

51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Reesing? He won an orange bowl 

No the one that led Baylor past Texas to the B12 championship game.

19 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

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She's got those bedroom eyes. 

21 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

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She'll do.  Yummy.

31 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

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bruh wish i saw this thot at the game i wouldve invited her to the afterparty im at 

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3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh wish i saw this thot at the game i wouldve invited her to the afterparty im at 

She’d be thrilled watching you post on surly from a party 

4 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh wish i saw this thot at the game i wouldve invited her to the afterparty im at 

Bruh go home - and on your way out pull the fire alarm to send everyone else home. We wanna see that tech game.

33 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not as much eye candy obviously.

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X, 1, X

 

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