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again with the extra point shot from the sideline showing ground level... why fucking do that LHN

Did Lowell just say that Sam is our "franchise"?

 

I was looking at Dana Dimel's wiki page. His teams have won 11 games in 6 years.  

Was RoJo  limping off the field??

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Damn autocorrect

Bijan  had 3 carries for 3 yards....I guess UTEP is slightly better than the average Arizona High School team.

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There is no way Thompson won't be in at QB early in the 3rd quarter.

Love seeing Campbell-Williams field.

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Of course the cutouts had Ware fooled

They look totally real.

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12 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Can we call Sam “Slinging Sammy Ehlinger”

His name is "Sam I am, down with the program . . . ."

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1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Bihar had 3 carries for 3 yards....I guess UTEP is slightly better than the average Arizona High School team.

They had him run right up the middle, seems like a back you get outside a bit

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yeah i was hoping rattler would suck cock but 300 yards and 4 tds at the half isn’t aligned  sam needs 400 and 5 

 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

41-0 at half. Damn. I just want to win the fucking conference. 

Those numbers are meaningless. OU is playing a 1AA school that went 1-10 last year. UTEP would smash Missouri State and have the backups in by the second half. 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Block for bijan dammit 

They were. He's running sideways. He'll need time to adjust to college ball. He could get away with running east to west all the time in AZ HS ball. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Did Lowell just say that Sam is our "franchise"?

 

Well to be fair, you need to keep in mind that Galindo is a raging moron. 

Just now, Xian said:

God. I wish we still played LSU this year 

I understand the sentiment... but right now UTEP's defense is putting up the Ole defense right now.  As someone else said,  there are more than a few FBS teams that could beat up UTEP right now

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

They look totally real.

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Dog and monkey especially. Was it Lindo or Ware that said earlier that Midland/Odessa was on the border? 

I'm liking the offense.  Super quick, lots of different plays out of similar looks.  It's almost like we have somebody smart running the offense.

3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

TD but Ro limpin

Nothing wrong with his leg, he's just B-Boy limpin'.

Yes, UTEP does indeed suck, but when’s the last time you saw a Longhorn team beat a pushover like they’re supposed to be beat by Texas in a season opener?

I’m glad they didn’t pipe in crowd noise like fox was doing

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Yes, UTEP does indeed suck, but when’s the last time you saw a Longhorn team beat a pushover like they’re supposed to be beat by Texas in a season opener?

It’s been a while...

It’s going to be hard to draw many conclusions from this game. These guys suck. 

We're gonna buttfuck every team on our schedule.
. I think that might get us a flag or two.

My 3 year old “daddy they have their bellies out!” He then pulls his belly out and puts his horns up! Proud dad here!!!!

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

I want to see us dominating the run game. Not happening yet.

Eh. Bijan just looked hesitant on his carries. Ingram and Roschon ran physical 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They look totally real.

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Ok, I say we blow the surly wreath fund and fill a section next game of derka cutouts

Bijan  had 3 carries for 3 yards....I guess UTEP is slightly better than the average Arizona High School team.
Well the campus for UTEP is probably closer to Arizona than Austin.
Yes, UTEP does indeed suck, but when’s the last time you saw a Longhorn team beat a pushover like they’re supposed to be beat by Texas in a season opener?

This. All of this!

Angilau's been playing pretty poorly so far. He's gotten beat in pass pro at least twice and got a holding call. He needs to be better. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We're gonna buttfuck every team on our schedule. We look cohesive, smart, and have so much talent. Damn I'm happy! 

I know it's UTEP, but we are playing with precision and chill.  It's a good feeling.  I hope it continues.

had to laugh at this.

 

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