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I know it is UTEP, but that first half was the best recruiting video we could produce for QB’s and WR’s.  400+ yards and 5 different receivers scored a TD.  

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Jeeze , Moore 130 yards in the half. I for one am happy he got a second chance here.

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

RUN THE DAMN BALL


MY LIVER

Why change the gameplan for a lost cause?

Not bad company to score on opening drive on first game...2004/2005 squad.nice

Kai fuckin Money, a walk on from Brownsville Texas getting some love in the 1st half. That was fuckin awesome

I don’t think I’ve ever seen it that open when there’s actual food for sale

1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:


Fuck your liver.

Back ups need to run actual playbook with aggressive play calling.

Agreed, this is not the year to play nice and worry about the score. The kids need real reps running new offense

Just now, Nicole44 said:

My brother just sent this from halftime...

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Mask over the nose, dumbasses.

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I called it 47-10 final.

Seems like I'll owe some apologies.

isn't nice to treat bad teams poorly again

7 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

The smartest thing he said all night.  Kai Money would be a great stage name for a underground breakdancer who doesn’t follow the normal underground breakdancing rules...whatever those may be.

Breakdancing 22 Electric Boogaloo. This time there are no rules. 

This play calling is so much better then last year, it’s like night and day.  TE’s being used, middle of the field used, not crazy predictable any time we have a lead, not letting up..   Herman should of let go of control a year earlier.

522 total yards in the 1st half

8 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Also, getting rid of Mehringer was probably the best decision herman made in his tenure so far.

I can't even believe that fucking guy was a coach here. Pathetic.

Can't wait to sit back and watch this game film.

Is the rugby style tackling showing up?

Since when are guys in football wearing #0? Awesome

Damn...the Kansas v Coastal Caroline game hasn’t even started yet. 

I thought we weren't supposed to be talking about the broadcast itself?  

Can't wait to sit back and watch this game film.
Is the rugby style tackling showing up?
Since when are guys in football wearing #0? Awesome

0 started back this year
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Damn...the Kansas v Coastal Caroline game hasn’t even started yet. 

Pac after dark, make it happen

if Ehlinger takes another snap, this is stupid

Damn these ads LHN.  Milfy tits. 

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Same exact game plan. Same exact everything just diff players second half let’s go 

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

This play calling is so much better then last year, it’s like night and day.  TE’s being used, middle of the field used, not crazy predictable any time we have a lead, not letting up..   Herman should of let go of control a year earlier.

You wanted Tim Beck to call plays last year? 

 

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Just now, Topper13 said:

Pac after dark, make it happen

More football if we are still awake/sober enough to continue on when our game ends.

Sam doesn’t need to touch a football the rest of the night. 

Sam needs 600 yds and 6 TDs at least. Then he can sit.

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Pad them stats ou style.

Gotta impress the BCS yo
9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My brother just sent this from halftime...

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He's into dudes?  NTtAWWT.

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Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

We got a player named Hookfin too. That's badass 

Lots of great last names. I was looking at the roster earlier and saw Money and thought it would be cool if he scored. After Schooler...

This is the longest I’ve gone in a while without yelling “Morons!  What are you fucking thinking!” at the coaches during a game. I feel strangely relaxed.

I thought we weren't supposed to be talking about the broadcast itself?  

Tell me when we can so I can comment on the shitty play by play calling.

Beating the dead horse, yeah, but Gallindo is painstakingly terrible.

Yeah I think we let Thompson start 2H.  I feel like I’m watching a mid-2000s Texas team.

My score prediction of 52-10 is still very much in play.... for a few more minute.

Just now, Horny04 said:

Sam needs 600 yds and 6 TDs at least. Then he can sit.

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Send that shit from your SM-N986U1, let' 'em know.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

This is the longest I’ve gone in a while without yelling “Morons!  What are you fucking thinking!” at the coaches during a game. I feel strangely relaxed.

If you miss it, just visit the politics board.

18 minutes ago, victory88 said:

His senior year, they basically gave him the ball every play.  He was injured his JR year of high school.  He's already had 2 groin surgeries.  

Same issue as Kirk Johnson, he has no fat on his body.  

Lack of body fat has nothing to do with being injury prone. 
 

Weak ligaments and tendons do.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

It feels a little uncomfortable to feel so comfortable, maybe it's just the lack of familiarity.

It’s been a long time. We’ve gotten so used to bad shit. 

I’ve not focused on the line much. Has Collins or broughtan played 

i'll take the facemask just to see the pressure

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

Did Galindo comb his hair with a pork chop?  Damn it looks greasy.

Pork chop, pork chop, greasy greasy. We're gonna beat you easy easy! 

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'm out, switching to Kansas Coastal Carolina.  Peace out boys

lolwutthefuck?

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