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Fuckin Andre Ware...sure lets get a Longhorn hater calling the game

I'll forgive Lowell forever if he kick's Ware in the balls inside the first quarter. 

Just now, cdain3 said:

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I'm not falling for your banana in the tail pipe

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Andre Ware and Lowell

 

kill me now GIF


Certainly we have talked about BLM and Covid enough at this point. At least enough to talk about football for a few hours. 

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

I'll forgive Lowell forever if he kick's Ware in the balls inside the first quarter. 

Lowell will be gargling his balls. 

Just now, ousux said:

Fuckin Andre Ware...sure lets get a Longhorn hater calling the game

No shits given; at least we have a football game.  Try being an Oregon fan right now.  

Can the first play please be a deep ball to blsck for TD

Always bet on blsck
3 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

The crowd looks like the 1993 3-66 UCLA debacle.   The score should be flipped this time. 

1997.  I had my best seat assignment for that game, so I got to witness that massacre up close.

Just now, Deej said:

Lowell will be gargling his balls. 

This is correct. I will never forgive Lowell. 

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I'll forgive Lowell forever if he kick's Ware in the balls inside the first quarter. 

I’d be happy if LG is sucking AW’s dick do I won’t have to listen to at least one of them.

OU rolling over Missouri State. Hope we kick some ass. Gotta compensate for Iowa State and KState. 

No shits given; at least we have a football game.  Try being an Oregon fan right now.  

Brother in law is an insufferable Michigan fan, so I made sure to get a few jabs in to rub it in

I'm not falling for your banana in the tail pipe
Wtf
1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

There were more people at the Houston 500. Likely a similar outcome, too.

Everybody comes!! 

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

There were more people at the Houston 500. Likely a similar outcome, too.

Link....for later

Looking forward to Andre Ware having to break down 7 or 8 Longhorn touchdown plays tonight.  Dickhead.

 

38 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

The longest damn offseason ever is finally about to end.

how many walls did you have to vibrate through to keep your sanity this past offseason?

Is the 123 stream still working for anybody? 

7 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Like a goddamn Loverboy song...

Out of reps..  You are on a roll, $9.95 link please?

Just now, Blotto said:

Is the 123 stream still working for anybody? 

No mine went black 

Just now, staboner said:

how many walls did you have to vibrate through to keep your sanity this past offseason?

Too damn many

Just now, longhornmatt said:

I’m actually getting real commercials that companies appear to have paid for.  They’re not all just UFCU and promos for other LHN shows.   

2020 truly is bizarro world.

Whatever you're apart of, fuck that way.

Whoa, pole vaulting girl is hot. Something, something, something with my pole. Crude, Misogynistic comment practically writes itself.

If they don’t shut those fucktards up and play some fucking football, I am going to DIE!!!

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

OU rolling over Missouri State. Hope we kick some ass. Gotta compensate for Iowa State and KState. 

Fuck OU.

Lowell didn't get the message that masked up haircuts are allowed again

A UT grad runs ESPN's football coverage and hiring, yet she puts Andre Ware in the booth?

Couldn’t we have done all this shit in the 2 hour pregame show? Kick the fucking ball. 

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