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26 minutes ago, B00M said:

We haven't had this many WRs, RBs, and TEs with reliable hands like this since... 2005? 

Our 2008 team had a great group of pass catchers. That was the year we stopped playing with a tight end, but we had Shipley, Cosby, Collins, Kirkendol, and Chris O. out of the backfield. 

And 2018 was solid with Humphrey, Johnson, Duvernay, Beck and Tre Watson.

But yeah, for most of the past 15 years we’ve lacked a group of reliable pass catchers. Hope this year is different.

Not sure I have ever seen a kid so happy to score his first TD.  Hope it becomes routine for him.

I also love Money. 

Josh Moore and Schooler might see reps in the slot too...


I like Moore Money. That’s why I worked hard and went to School(er)
37 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

We should go all white package with Brewer, Schooler, Jake, and Money.

 

 

So many coaches on the field lunch pail type of kids.

This sounds like a law firm lol 

 

The original mean green.

“She told me to come over there was nobody home.  I went over.  There was nobody home!”

18 minutes ago, Viper said:

young lady shooting her shot

 

Kai Money shot.

On 9/12/2020 at 10:40 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

Judging by his last name, he’s the first Jewish player to ever score a TD for UT. 

St Joseph's Academy is the preeminent Jewish school in the Rio Grande Valley 

5 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

There be Jews in the RGV?  Well I’ll be darned.

There are Jews all over South Texas.  Many arrived at Galveston when their ships were diverted from NY and NO by other Jews alarmed at their concentration there.  When they found easy land ownership and mercantile opportunities, word got back to the "old world" to come here in the first place.

One of the weird features of the Jewish fraternities.  Lots of kids from out of state, and some pretty serious redneck, ranch Jews.

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

every generation needs its own Cosmo Palmieri.

 

Michael Ungar, imo.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Meh.

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Kai could do better if he wasn't on the football team and scoring touchdowns. 

She looks like she has questionable hygeine.

31 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

There are Jews all over South Texas.  Many arrived at Galveston when their ships were diverted from NY and NO by other Jews alarmed at their concentration there.  When they found easy land ownership and mercantile opportunities, word got back to the "old world" to come here in the first place.

One of the weird features of the Jewish fraternities.  Lots of kids from out of state, and some pretty serious redneck, ranch Jews.

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9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Kai could do better if he wasn't on the football team and scoring touchdowns. 

She looks like she has questionable hygeine.

Are you suggesting that she has a musty pelt?

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

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Star is a point short

22 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Michael Ungar, imo.


Let’s not put too much on the kid yet. Those are pretty big shoes to fill

4 hours ago, Viper said:

young lady shooting her shot

 

Looks like Tom wants Money more tho...

Hey we can’t be allowing players to hook up with coeds right now as they may be carrying Covid. Save it for after the season 

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Hey we can’t be allowing players to hook up with coeds right now as they may be carrying Covid. Save it for after the season

Are you the HS coach from Dazed and Confused?

"I    Kai Money     agree  to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after twelve, or engage in any other illegal activity that may in any way jeopardise the years of hard work we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in 2020"

11 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Are you the HS coach from Dazed and Confused?

"I    Kai Money     agree  to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after twelve, or engage in any other illegal activity that may in any way jeopardise the years of hard work we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in 2020"

so he has to watch Cuties then?

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

There are Jews all over South Texas.  Many arrived at Galveston when their ships were diverted from NY and NO by other Jews alarmed at their concentration there.  When they found easy land ownership and mercantile opportunities, word got back to the "old world" to come here in the first place.

One of the weird features of the Jewish fraternities.  Lots of kids from out of state, and some pretty serious redneck, ranch Jews.

This no bullshit, when I was a freshman living in Dobie virtually the entire 8th floor was ZBT pledges from the valley....

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Hey we can’t be allowing players to hook up with coeds right now as they may be carrying Covid. Save it for after the season 

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2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Hey we can’t be allowing players to hook up with coeds right now as they may be carrying Covid. Save it for after the season 

If she attends a game that means she had a negative Covid test, right?

He reminds me of the great Bill Boy Bryant.

4 hours ago, Ignatius said:

This no bullshit, when I was a freshman living in Dobie virtually the entire 8th floor was ZBT pledges from the valley....

Can confirm.  One of my classic foot in mouth moments happened at a party in Dobie. Saw a minora on top of a tv and said, "whoa, there are Jews in Texas?"

5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Can confirm.  One of my classic foot in mouth moments happened at a party in Dobie. Saw a minora on top of a tv and said, "whoa, there are Jews in Texas?"

Some great ZBTs of the ranch Jew variety lived a couple doors down in the condoplex I lived in Jr. & Sr. year.  They were hilarious and good sports about their Jewishness.  Had a nice 10 pointer mounted above the fireplace. Wearing a prayer shawl (deer are actually kosher).  Boots, Wranglers, trucks, and hunting were more natural for them than a lot of goy kids from Texas burbs.

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Can confirm.  One of my classic foot in mouth moments happened at a party in Dobie. Saw a minora on top of a tv and said, "whoa, there are Jews in Texas?"

 

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Smiles when thinking about mom jeans coming back...
On 9/14/2020 at 10:01 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

St Joseph's Academy is the preeminent Jewish school in the Rio Grande Valley 

 

23 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

There be Jews in the RGV?  Well I’ll be darned.

 

23 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

That is fascinating.

 

23 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

Today I learned

Maybe my meter is broken, but no. St. Joe’s is a catholic school, with a shitton of rich Mexican National students from Matamoros & even Monterrey. Most valley whites go private up until high school, then send their kids to the public schools and get that near guaranteed top 8% spot or whatever. But some do go to St. Joseph’s. If I heard right I think the Money’s own a bunch of shit on SPI, and might even live there. Guess he didn’t feel like playing for Port Isabel. 

The Legend continues.   Nice story on Kai.   Trained with Jaxon Shipley.  (excerpts)

 

For Money, that marathon started years ago at Saint Joseph. He threw 91 career touchdowns and was a four-time 1,000-yard rusher for the Bloodhounds. But aside from some FCS and Division II schools, the undersized private-school standout failed to gain much recruiting interest.

At one point, it looked like he would accept an offer from Houston’s track and field program and then try to walk on with the Cougars’ football team. But Money went into Villarreal’s office one day to announce that he was going to Texas. That was his dream school, and he had been saying since he was young that he’d be a Texas football player. He would just take his chances with a walk-on tryout.

In order to make it, he had to switch from quarterback to receiver, a position he had never played before. His private quarterbacks coach connected him with Jaxon Shipley, the former Longhorns star who now trains receivers himself. Money trained with Shipley when he got to Austin, even borrowing a friend’s car to get to some workouts.

“I started to realize after a month that man, he’s starting to get this thing down,” said Shipley, whose 218 career receptions still rank third in UT history.

 

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^^^^This tweet is for the post above^^^^

 

Jake Smith is questionable....

@perfectchaos007 pointed out that Kai Money might start?? 😁

 

All that said - here are 2 depth chart notes:

RB: Keaontay Ingram is the starter over Roschon Johnson

Slot WR: Jake Smith is the starter, Kai Money OR Brendan Schooler the backup

September 21, 2020

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Dodged a bullet.... No fumble

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dodged a bullet.... No fumble

 

 

Lucky...not sure who this crew is but they have missed some memos about how Texas games are called

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Lucky...not sure who this crew is but they have missed some memos about how Texas games are called

Maybe Bowlsby is just worried that Urban will come here and rock OU's world.  He must have put the word out to Walt Anderson and his minions.  

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