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Is Jerry jones trying to go for that raiders owner haircut?

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  • LonghornJudas
    LonghornJudas

    Well yeah, but what do we do after week 5?

  • Patrick Bateman
    Patrick Bateman

    Here's a good explanation for the 4th down call.  Dak's fault for throwing short?  Nope.  Lamb's fault for running it too shallow?  Not really.  It's a backup TE.  

  • so strange to see Lamb catch a pass and not run for 60 yards

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1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

how in the fuck did they spend 3X what any other team did on a stajium?

Forget it Jake...it's Chinatown

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know about other Cowboys fans, but 2020 is my last go on this rodeo. I’ve already divorced my emotions from the losses, but at least have still watched them when they are on tv.

But if this is just another year of Jerry Jones’ incompetence, I’m finally ready to completely cut ties with the sport. Never thought I’d say that. Thanks Jerry, you incompetent boob.

And it only took a quarter of a century to get to that point. 

how in the fuck did they spend 3X what any other team did on a stajium?

Digging 100’ below ground surface then getting shut down/delayed during construction due to torrential rain (for the area) can’t be cheap.
2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

how in the fuck did they spend 3X what any other team did on a stajium?

Well, they had to dig some dirt.

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

All right folks, it’s a TRANSLUCENT roof.

Believe it. 

Translucent?

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

LA real estate

Inglewood 

Who controls the fake crowd noise? Theyre actually doing pretty well..lol

thats PI but of course no call.

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know about other Cowboys fans, but 2020 is my last go on this rodeo. I’ve already divorced my emotions from the losses, but at least have still watched them when they are on tv.

But if this is just another year of Jerry Jones’ incompetence, I’m finally ready to completely cut ties with the sport. Never thought I’d say that. Thanks Jerry, you incompetent boob.

the NFC East is a fucking joke and Garrett's gone, you'll enjoy your last year

We already had a guy who could kick it from 60+ but missed a lot. Thanks Greg.

Yeah they’ll call that call that on a Dallas defender for sure.

And more kicking issues. Shit.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Who controls the fake crowd noise? Theyre actually doing pretty well..lol

The NFL gave the teams a noise track to play.  

Dak's leveraging those WRs, ain't he...

 

Yes, it was DPI on the throw to Lamb.

With the way our D has looked so far, we can't miss any opportunity to score. 

I guess a 53 yd field goal or going for it makes sense when you don't play D

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Who controls the fake crowd noise? Theyre actually doing pretty well..lol

It’s L.A. man, they are the king of fake.

Cool 3rd and 7 play that was a 4 yard pass with someone draped all over him to set up a 53 yard kick with our 5th straight kicker that sucks fucking balls. 

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Cool 3rd and 7 play that was a 4 yard pass with someone draped all over him to set up a 53rd kick with our 5th straight kicker that sucks fucking balls. 

Was someone else open?  

 

Fucking dude runs right through a Jaylon Smith tackle.  He's sucked since the contract.

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6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know about other Cowboys fans, but 2020 is my last go on this rodeo. I’ve already divorced my emotions from the losses, but at least have still watched them when they are on tv.

But if this is just another year of Jerry Jones’ incompetence, I’m finally ready to completely cut ties with the sport. Never thought I’d say that. Thanks Jerry, you incompetent boob.

This is me with regard to the Cowboys.  They are a fucking joke that keeps retelling itself.

I still enjoy the league, but it's more around individual players like Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, and so-forth.

Cowboys getting lucky. Hanging around score wise while getting the shit kicked out of them.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cool 3rd and 7 play that was a 4 yard pass with someone draped all over him to set up a 53rd kick with our 5th straight kicker that sucks fucking balls. 

This

Is this a one-off or the Rams new uniforms?  What a fail, they look oversimplified like for a cheap 144p video game designed in China.

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Someone sets us up the LA. Ram

Vander Snatch officially done for the game. Collarbone

Aldon Smith had 3 DUIs. Holy shit. How many more did he not get arrested for?

Forget about the domestic violence.  

Vintage Jones family signing.

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Vander Snatch officially done for the game. Collarbone

Which probably means...... neck.

Aldon Smith had 3 DUIs. Holy shit. How many more did he not get arrested for?

Forget about the domestic violence.  

Vintage Jones family signing.

Is this blue for everyone?
Just now, Fudbelty said:

Vander Snatch officially done for the game. Collarbone

guy is just brittle.  the good news is Sean Lee can certainly last the season.

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Cowboys getting lucky. Hanging around score wise while getting the shit kicked out of them.

True. And so often when you have a team being totally dominated like this but still close after the half, you see the other team storm back and win. I have no such confidence tonight, but it's something to cling to for hope.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Why is Baker still appearing in commercials? Plz stop

He must have some kind of 5 for 1 Groupon rate compared to other QB’s. 

Just now, Fudbelty said:


Is this blue for everyone?

the text was black, but bolded for me from the OP, but it was blue in your quote

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Which probably means...... neck.

He should be nicknamed wishbone.

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Why is Baker still appearing in commercials? Plz stop

best agent ever I guess

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Why is Baker still appearing in commercials? Plz stop

Why is he still in the NFL?

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Why is Baker still appearing in commercials? Plz stop

John is still in commercials so...

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Wow what a throw. 

Yep.   Perfect coverage by Diggs too.  No defense for a perfectly thrown football.   

On the bright side, Dak currently has a 133.8 qb rating.

 

 

How did that California carport end up costing 3 times more than any other stadium?

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