Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Author
It's amazing how terrible this defense is...... With all the high draft picks.
Our front office has zero idea how to build a defense. Those high draft picks are usually junk. LVE and Jaylon being the main ones.
  • Replies 860
  • Views 36.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • LonghornJudas
    LonghornJudas

    Well yeah, but what do we do after week 5?

  • Patrick Bateman
    Patrick Bateman

    Here's a good explanation for the 4th down call.  Dak's fault for throwing short?  Nope.  Lamb's fault for running it too shallow?  Not really.  It's a backup TE.  

  • so strange to see Lamb catch a pass and not run for 60 yards

Posted Images

  • Author
I love Lamb as a receiver, and I think he's going to be a stud in the league, but we really needed to draft defense.
They don't know how. They will all be wastes. Might as well go all in on offense at this point
5 minutes ago, Drew said:

6aa15d8976670581a4c8ebae58e3d659.jpg


That’s not good.

And flat passes, screens. And not tackling still killing us.

 

probably trying to figure out why his passes looked unusually accurate.

So are the cowboys pants different with the blue jerseys than they use to be? They used to be metallic silver with the blue jerseys. Those look more like the home pants

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:
It's amazing how terrible this defense is...... With all the high draft picks.

Our front office has zero idea how to build a defense. Those high draft picks are usually junk. LVE and Jaylon being the main ones.

Yup. Probably better to bring in proven guys and just try to pay em, and pay a legit D coordinator.

Just ticking tacking us to death. Bunch of short passes and running after the catch(just 2 balls were past 10-15 yards tonight)

And we can’t tackle for shit.

Just now, Mileslong said:

So are the cowboys pants different with the blue jerseys than they use to be? They used to be metallic silver with the blue jerseys. Those look more like the home pants

Same as always

It was a big huge deal when they wore the white pants. Those looked great.

23 is a rookie right? Getting picked on and baptized. 

I never understand the preseason cowboys hype. This year their offensive line and secondary look below average to weak

Edited by Wanker Bob

Same as always
It was a big huge deal when they wore the white pants. Those looked great.

Maybe it’s the blue tint of the roof. I hate those damn blue jerseys, all tricked up with outlines numbers, way too busy. Go back the Roger era blues

Looks like it’s going to be more of the same shit this year.

At least our dude Malcolm Brown is having a nice night.

Is our first down play the same every time?

More first down passing.

Guess what? First down run? Long 3rd down. Again.

Bailed out by a flag though?

Jones fucking sucks.  what the fuck keeping him.  there has to be 2 dozen punters sitting at home better than him.  christ.

So are the cowboys pants different with the blue jerseys than they use to be? They used to be metallic silver with the blue jerseys. Those look more like the home pants


These are definitely not the blue-green home pants.
1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Is our first down play the same every time?

will ferrell strategery GIF by Saturday Night Live

Chris Jones and his fucking crippled leg are back for the 12 straight season. Does the front office even pay attention to basic parts of the game?

Well fuck.

OL is in trouble.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What a shitty series that was. 

Groundhog Day 

Two tipped passes...... we need to tip more passes.  Again another shitty punt.
 

Yep it’s amazing. We never see tipped passes for our defense. We also never see the other defenses jump offsides either.

So weird.

Well, that's the game it looks like. I don't see the cowgirls getting another stop the rest of the night. 

I watched a little of Kyler Murray and Arizona scam a W against the 49ers by just flopping and crying for flags the whole game. Maybe they need to cry and whine more.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Chris Jones and his fucking crippled leg are back for the 12 straight season. Does the front office even pay attention to basic parts of the game?

if McCarthy doesn't demand they get another punter then he's just as much of the problem.  go tell the GM the punter sucks and bring in some guys to challenge him.

Just now, Zeus said:

Well, that's the game it looks like. I don't see the cowgirls getting another stop the rest of the night. 

I watched a little of Kyler Murray and Arizona scam a W against the 49ers by just flopping and crying for flags the whole game. Maybe they need to cry and whine more.

there is no reason not to ask for a flag every play.

Just now, dcar00 said:

if McCarthy doesn't demand they get another punter then he's just as much of the problem.  go tell the GM the punter sucks and bring in some guys to challenge him.

Pretty sure McCarthy is just a yes man for Jerry Jones, just like clappy clap was. 

The punter is a Legacy, he's here as long as he wants lol

We are and we do and we will as we are so thrilled to announce Mike McCarthy as our new....

66b5107a1c3cf28d65bc53d34ce90065.jpg

God that was an awful throw by Goff. He was wide open.

Well that’s two straight shitty possessions on offense. You cannot let nfl defenses know pre-snap if you are going to run or pass, and it’s easy to play run every first down, stop it, and then play pass. 
 

that plus the defense having no clue will end up with this and other games getting away. Moore was supposed to be creative. 

God that was an awful throw by Goff. He was wide open.


Pressured by Aldon Smith

Okay they start blitzing and force a bad throw followed by another bad throw and pick?

WTF?!?

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

if McCarthy doesn't demand they get another punter then he's just as much of the problem.  go tell the GM the punter sucks and bring in some guys to challenge him.

I never see any reason for optimism for cowboy fan but you gotta give McCarthy a long ass leash. He had no offseason, no preseason, and very little time to get to know this team. With that and the holes they have in personnel there was no reason to think they would be good for the first 1/3 to 1/2 this season. 

I take it back this is 85 Bears defense now

No stop rushing on first down and score the football.

Just now, Drew said:

Okay they start blitzing and force a bad throw followed by another bad throw and pick?

WTF?!?


blitzing would have been pointless for 95% of the LAR play’s tonight as they’ve won short drops and quick hitters the whole game. 

Just now, Wanker Bob said:

I never see any reason for optimism for cowboy fan but you gotta give McCarthy a long ass leash. He had no offseason, no preseason, and very little time to get to know this team. With that and the holes they have in personnel there was no reason to think they would be good for the first 1/3 to 1/2 this season. 

agree.  but getting a new punter shouldn't be some hard difficult task.  its a fucking punter.

I never see any reason for optimism for cowboy fan but you gotta give McCarthy a long ass leash. He had no offseason, no preseason, and very little time to get to know this team. With that and the holes they have in personnel there was no reason to think they would be good for the first 1/3 to 1/2 this season. 

Exactly. Even when people were trying to tel me to cool it with double digit wins one of the biggest reasons was no real offseason and preseason.

This cowboys team is not the one we’ll see in October.
So do they sign Earl tomorrow or Tuesday?
 

Can he play LB?

blitzing would have been pointless for 95% of the LAR play’s tonight as they’ve won short drops and quick hitters the whole game. 

Oh I agree. People on twitter griping about pass rush, when they don’t have a chance to get a pass rush.
Okay they start blitzing and force a bad throw followed by another bad throw and pick?

WTF?!?


Got lucky there. Aldon Smith smacked Goff in the face. Should’ve been a penalty.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.