September 14, 20205 yr They don't come much tackier, but damn if I don't love that tackiness, it's not even kitsch it's pure tacky. What's not to love about Rubys that could choke a horse, brass-like plated metal, and beer bottle, amber glass ?? It's always by my side cigar nights on the ver-aaaaaanda. Edited September 14, 20205 yr by Onboard 2.0
September 14, 20205 yr just so I understand: you purposefully sit next to the above 'furniture accessory' and repeatedly place a moistened phallic object in your mouth while creating suction with your diaphragm. is that right? ok.
September 14, 20205 yr 30 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: They don't come much tackier, but damn if I don't love that tackiness, it's not even kitsch it's pure tacky. What's not to love about Rubys that could choke a horse, brass-like plated metal, and beer bottle, amber glass ?? It's always by my side cigar nights on the ver-aaaaaanda. Have you met @Mitch Cumsteen’s wife?
September 14, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, davidg said: Have you met @Mitch Cumsteen’s wife? Calling another man's wife a tacky furniture accessory is low even by Surly standards.
September 14, 20205 yr Popular Post Don't get me wrong... it's an atrocious piece of furniture but it wouldn't be one of the top 10 tackiest things in my living room.
September 14, 20205 yr Author 5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Don't get me wrong... it's an atrocious piece of furniture but it wouldn't be one of the top 10 tackiest things in my living room. That's both scary, and excitingly, interesting .
September 14, 20205 yr That piece is strong evidence you spend your day lounging around in mumu, smoking Virginia Slims while reading the National Enquirer and complaining that the mexican housekeeper is stealing your valium.
September 14, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, CooterBrown said: That piece is strong evidence you spend your day lounging around in mumu, smoking Virginia Slims while reading the National Enquirer and complaining that the mexican housekeeper is stealing your valium.
September 14, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Don't get me wrong... it's an atrocious piece of furniture but it wouldn't be one of the top 10 tackiest things in my living room. But Mrs. Cumsteen would have rained blows down upon someone if it were the last one available.
September 14, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Rougarou said: 3 hours ago, CooterBrown said: That piece is strong evidence you spend your day lounging around in mumu, smoking Virginia Slims while reading the National Enquirer and complaining that the mexican housekeeper is stealing your valium. They all do. Every last one of 'em.
September 14, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, CooterBrown said: That piece is strong evidence you spend your day lounging around in mumu, smoking Virginia Slims while reading the National Enquirer and complaining that the mexican housekeeper is stealing your valium. Wait, Onboard is my Meemaw?
September 14, 20205 yr That thing is awesome. I trust a red velvet smoking jacket, well styled handle bar mustache and a silver mint julep cup are also involved
September 14, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, CooterBrown said: That piece is strong evidence you spend your day lounging around in mumu, smoking Virginia Slims while reading the National Enquirer and complaining that the mexican housekeeper is stealing your valium. Corrections: 1. Its called a "kimono" 2. He uses Vietnamese maids and holds their passports. 3. Valium is only for terrible alcoholics who need to control their destructive drinking. He obviously has a Dr. friend who issues scrips for Xanex so 5mg pills cost $.12 and are covered by insurance
September 15, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Errestaurants said: I dont know my Bobcat I tried selling is pretty shitty
September 15, 20205 yr Author 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: That thing is awesome. I trust a red velvet smoking jacket, well styled handle bar mustache and a silver mint julep cup are also involved Oh hell yes. I have a red velvet jacket that gets trotted out on occasion, it completes the scene. Chicks will feel you up all day when you wear a red velvet jacket. No to the juleps though, not a fan. That piece is strong evidence you spend your day lounging around in mumu, smoking Virginia Slims while reading the National Enquirer and complaining that the mexican housekeeper is stealing your valium. Like thats a bad thing ??
September 15, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Don't get me wrong... it's an atrocious piece of furniture but it wouldn't be one of the top 10 tackiest things in my living room. I always imagine your wife is one of the hottest pieces of tail any of us can imagine or you must really be one ugly MF;er always loved your contributions
September 15, 20205 yr 24 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Oh hell yes. I have a red velvet jacket that gets trotted out on occasion, it completes the scene. Chicks will feel you up all day when you wear a red velvet jacket. No to the juleps though, not a fan.
September 15, 20205 yr Don't get me wrong... it's an atrocious piece of furniture but it wouldn't be one of the top 10 tackiest things in my living room. Might be time for a refresher course.
September 15, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Might be time for a refresher course. Hell, yeah. Fight The Power Kitty is a permanent part of my lexicon because of that thread.
September 15, 20205 yr 57 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Oh hell yes. I have a red velvet jacket that gets trotted out on occasion, it completes the scene. Chicks will feel you up all day when you wear a red velvet jacket. No to the juleps though, not a fan. That piece is strong evidence you spend your day lounging around in mumu, smoking Virginia Slims while reading the National Enquirer and complaining that the mexican housekeeper is stealing your valium. Like thats a bad thing ?? No mint julep? How could you?
September 15, 20205 yr If you told me you bought that from a garage sale in the middle of Nebraska, I could give you the address.
September 15, 20205 yr Author 18 hours ago, mulletpelini said: If you told me you bought that from a garage sale in the middle of Nebraska, I could give you the address. Heh heh, the wifes' grandmother. It's was part of a complete set of furniture. It was by far the tackiest thing in the set. I only wished I'd snapped a pic of it when it was all assembled in its glory, complete with one of those greek statue, dripping oil lamps hanging in the corner (EDIT: that may have been the tackiest thing). I always told her grandmother that I wanted the cigar stand cause I loved it so much, I think that made her very happy, great lady.. We also snagged 2 uber victorian, red velvet chairs, I've been planning on covering them in something very very avant garde/contemporary when I find the right fabric. Edited September 16, 20205 yr by Onboard 2.0
September 15, 20205 yr 33 minutes ago, RollLeft said: Hey, fuck you man! That's a classic design with the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window and we display it every year.
September 15, 20205 yr If I found a working oil drip lamp, I'd buy it today, take my money. Loved those things as a kid.
September 15, 20205 yr Author 2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said: If I found a working oil drip lamp, I'd buy it today, take my money. Loved those things as a kid. Yeah somebody else grabbed hers before I could claim it.
September 15, 20205 yr On 9/14/2020 at 10:56 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said: Don't get me wrong... it's an atrocious piece of furniture but it wouldn't be one of the top 10 tackiest things in my living room. We’re gonna need an update here soon on new additions to the Cumsteen abode, been too long.
September 16, 20205 yr On 9/14/2020 at 7:25 PM, tfoolry said: While that cat was alive, it was a beautiful, noble creature. Now, somewhere in the afterlife, he's looking down and saying, "Son of a BITCH! It's not Chuck Testa!"
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