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I don't want a large farva...I want a GODDAMN LITER O' COLA!

Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo. 

I don’t think that's such a good idea, Thorn. 

They think I’m Mexican.  

Double baco cheeseburger..... It's for a cop.

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

They think I’m Mexican.  

you’re not mexican?

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

She stinks like hell, but I'll sure miss her. 

7 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."

Shenanigans.

Perhaps some spankings are in order?  

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

License and registration... chicken fucker.

Who wants a mustache ride?

Mr. Sunshine on My Fucking Shoulders!  

(gotta give Farva credit, I had no idea about that story until this movie came out) 

 

(opens trailer doors).....'And that was the second time I got crabs.' 

3 hours ago, BayouBill said:

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What're you saying Farva? You wanna light my ass on fire?

Bend over and touch your toes. I’m gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

Sorry, I got a little carried away doing the Repeater

5 hours ago, kurioster said:

Sorry, I got a little carried away doing the Repeater

that’ll happen. 

well, you did it this time.  we’re fishing your car out of lake leblanc right now. 

I actually liked the sequel. Probably the only halfway decent comedy sequel ever made. Fight me.

59 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I actually liked the sequel. Probably the only halfway decent comedy sequel ever made. Fight me.

it was great

Yes sir, or yeah sure? 

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Open Bar!!!

Give me six Schlitzes...

 

4 hours ago, texasfight2025 said:

Whatever’s free


thought you guys said bowl-a-rama 

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7 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

enhance

Just print the damn thing!

It's powdered sugar. It's delicious.
The lice hate the sugar.

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