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On 4/19/2024 at 5:24 PM, Chooky said:

 

If they're incoming, he's killing it and getting better players.

If they're outgoing, they weren't starters and they aren't missing anything. 

If you don't understand Prime logic

Wait, has he lost his mind and wakes up thinking he's coaching Texas football?

On 4/19/2024 at 5:24 PM, Chooky said:

If they're incoming, he's killing it and getting better players.

If they're outgoing, they weren't starters and they aren't missing anything. 

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Saw on Reddit their season opener with North Dakota State has been moved to the Thursday night prime time spot in week 1.

This feels like a very high potential for early week 1 lulz.

5 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Saw on Reddit their season opener with North Dakota State has been moved to the Thursday night prime time spot in week 1.

This feels like a very high potential for early week 1 lulz.

It'd be a humorous start to the season, especially if it was because their O-line got wrecked by a bunch of guys named Tanner.

I have a feeling NDSU may have a chance to pull it off. A slight chance, but a chance nonetheless. Those midwest fed motherfuckers are a different breed. 

I wonder why they haven't tried to move up to D1? Or if they have, what happened?

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I have a feeling NDSU may have a chance to pull it off. A slight chance, but a chance nonetheless. Those midwest fed motherfuckers are a different breed. 

I wonder why they haven't tried to move up to D1? Or if they have, what happened?

Would you rather get on ESPN and hang banners or go 2-10 every year?

23 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Would you rather get on ESPN and hang banners or go 2-10 every year?

Just seeing James Madison making the move makes me wonder if NDSU could do the same 

12 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just seeing James Madison making the move makes me wonder if NDSU could do the same 

I think perhaps they could, but a good AD would/should look at the current landscape and it's clear the haves are just getting more, the have not are only getting less. NDSU is a winner and I'm guessing gets good crowd attendance. Moving up to become a perennial last place team could greatly reduce that brand. Financially, I'm not sure it makes sense.

On 4/23/2024 at 8:46 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Just seeing James Madison making the move makes me wonder if NDSU could do the same 

James Madison is basically twice the size of NDSU (22k students vs. 12k) and is also situated in a highly populated state surrounded by other highly populated states... it's a 2-hour drive to metro D.C., Baltimore, etc.

NDSU is in Fargo surrounded by several low population states. There's only one decent sized city anywhere close (Minneapolis-St. Paul) and it's 3.5 hours away.

It just seems that James Madison may have several built-in advantages, in terms of potential resources and recruiting base, that NDSU just doesn't have.

1 minute ago, oSuJeff97 said:

James Madison is basically twice the size of NDSU (22k students vs. 12k) and is also situated in a highly populated state surrounded by other highly populated states... it's a 2-hour drive to metro D.C., Baltimore, etc.

NDSU is in Fargo surrounded by several low population states. There's only one decent sized city anywhere close (Minneapolis-St. Paul) and it's 3.5 hours away.

It just seems that James Madison may have several built-in advantages, in terms of potential resources and recruiting base, that NDSU just doesn't have.

Appreciate the knowledge. I didn't even consider the population, etc. Makes a ton more sense now. 

Good thing they got that "starter" from OSU to replace the "backup" RB Edwards that just went in the portal

On 4/25/2024 at 10:41 AM, oSuJeff97 said:

James Madison is basically twice the size of NDSU (22k students vs. 12k) and is also situated in a highly populated state surrounded by other highly populated states... it's a 2-hour drive to metro D.C., Baltimore, etc.

NDSU is in Fargo surrounded by several low population states. There's only one decent sized city anywhere close (Minneapolis-St. Paul) and it's 3.5 hours away.

It just seems that James Madison may have several built-in advantages, in terms of potential resources and recruiting base, that NDSU just doesn't have.

This is why UNM and NMSU should drop down for football. 

God watching this douche bail on his own team when they're getting blown out is going to be epic.  

And I just saw Coach Slime hawking a “ ice chest a/c” unit on YouTube…..

 

will the torture never stop?

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What NFL team will want that kid leading their franchise?

Not any of the smart ones I wouldn't think. I'd be shocked if SF, LA Rams or now Chargers with Harbaugh, Miami, or Pittsburgh would use a first round pick on him. 

He seems like the type of guy Jerry Jones would take high in the draft. 

Prime movin' on. HC in NFL, whoever desperate enough come Jan '25. Take his boys in the Draft, pick up the right free agents, and Boom! Super Bowl Surprise! 

Surly said it, right here, right now.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

What NFL team will want that kid leading their franchise?

Not any of the smart ones I wouldn't think. I'd be shocked if SF, LA Rams or now Chargers with Harbaugh, Miami, or Pittsburgh would use a first round pick on him. 

He seems like the type of guy Jerry Jones would take high in the draft. 

He’s more of a headache than Caleb Williams with half the talent. Jerry is a lock. 

He’s Caleb without the finger paint. And I’m a Cowboys’ fan that cherished Prime’s time with the Boys.

Hook’em !!!

Caleb Williams seems flaky and a bit weird but Deion's kids come off as genuinely giant selfish assholes who throw people under the bus. 

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6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Deion's kids come off as genuinely giant selfish assholes who throw people under the bus. 

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I'm gonna go ahead and guess that media hype and dad's NFL connections are what is driving this insane idea that Shaduer Sanders is some top QB prospect in this draft. I wouldn't be surprised at all for the expectations to not meet reality and for him to be sitting in that green room undrafted on the first night.

13 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Where the fuck in Canton was he born? Dairy Palace?

You mean Trade Days, duh. 

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.  (also the title of my sextape)

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The constant need by Deon and his sons to immediately bash anyone who leaves the program is absurd.

I can’t wait for his dog shit son to drop to the 3rd round so that tweet can be reshared a million times 

37 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.  (also the title of my sextape)

Your avatar reflects you very well.

What would it take for Prime to appeal to an NFL owner? Suppose - magic, I know, but just suppose - he could pick up those couple of games that last year they should have won but didn't, to go with the couple they shouldn't have won but did. So they get to 7-5 or so (magically, right?). Would that be enough for some moron NFL to put him on that next level?

I really, really doubt it - just like most surly folk, but if it happened, who'd be dumb enough to take a shit -- oooh, froodean, I mean a shot -- at him? Is there an owner that dumb?

 

 

If you were to write a history of the NFL, the title of the book would be There Is Always an Owner that Dumb. 

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

The constant need by Deon and his sons to immediately bash anyone who leaves the program is absurd.

they act the exact opposite of this

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On 4/28/2024 at 8:17 AM, nnm said:

This is why UNM and NMSU should drop down for football. 

Need a dome first

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

To class.

 

 

Well of course he has time. It's not like he's out hitting the recruiting trail with his gimp foot. 

37 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Strong these vibes

 

 

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TH > DS as a coach.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Your avatar reflects you very well.

What would it take for Prime to appeal to an NFL owner? Suppose - magic, I know, but just suppose - he could pick up those couple of games that last year they should have won but didn't, to go with the couple they shouldn't have won but did. So they get to 7-5 or so (magically, right?). Would that be enough for some moron NFL to put him on that next level?

I really, really doubt it - just like most surly folk, but if it happened, who'd be dumb enough to take a shit -- oooh, froodean, I mean a shot -- at him? Is there an owner that dumb?

 

 

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Where the fuck in Canton was he born? Dairy Palace?

Man, I just thought the same place. They’ve got a hospital? They’ve got a bad ass archery shop for sure.

So, where’s everyone that was sucking his dick when he was getting ready to take a p5 job?

What a con man. Really showing his character. 

Didn’t they lose 8 games in a row to end the season? They sure do talk a lot of shit for sucking. 

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