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5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

"Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for joining us today! Now, let's introduce our two contestants as we play, 'LET"S MOVE THE GOALPOST!"

Fuck you. 

You want to call that successful for CU fine. However, I might suggest waiting for the final outcome of this season before making that call.

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4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Fuck you. 

I could not have said it better. 

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

I could not have said it better. 

Stop flirting with me. 

On 10/27/2024 at 12:28 PM, Gatorubet said:

You can be a robot like Peyton with a good football brain and an ability to break down defenses, and as long as you have a strong arm, you’ll do fine.

History is replete with athletic, really strong-armed idiots who failed quickly and miserably in the NFL as a QB because they never mastered the ability to mislead secondaries with their eyes and pump fakes - and could only lock onto their first or maybe second progression receivers.  Which could work in a college program with excellent receivers who got separation on the reg versus their less than stellar defensive secondary opponents.   Any QB could look great those programs.    

And by “idiot” I’m talking football sense deficient, since we have to include the great Brett Favre and Terry Bradshaw as huge successes, and they were not known for being otherwise cerebral.      

But what about the great Jeff George and his amazing arm, but retard brain? 

Yes it’s a media circus and the players can act like immature jackasses…but how many off the field player issues have there been in two years?  I can’t think of one. Even if there is, we’re not at some Georgia level. Deion seems to run a pretty tight ship. 
 

And no question the team has drastically improved since September. CU would skullfuck Nebraska now. 

Yes it’s a media circus and the players can act like immature jackasses…but how many off the field player issues have there been in two years?  I can’t think of one. Even if there is, we’re not at some Georgia level. Deion seems to run a pretty tight ship. 
 
And no question the team has drastically improved since September. CU would skullfuck Nebraska now. 
I'm sure Deion is keeping the lid on tight, just like Art Briles did.
I was talking about his new 5-star QB recruit, Julian Lewis. Please try to keep up.  
Lulz, sure. Where is he going?
Fuck you. 
You want to call that successful for CU fine. However, I might suggest waiting for the final outcome of this season before making that call.
Bro, this season is already a huge success for CU.

I'll eat crow on this one. 8-2 two years after 1-11 is well beyond my expectations. Congrats to Deion.

"Welcome back to "Let's Move the Goalposts!'"

"Tom is up, and here is your statement: "Colorado won't win one game in the 2024 season."

"Now that Colorado is 8-2, are you ready to MOOOOOOVVVVVEEE THE GOALPOSTS? (Wild cheers)

"Tom, what is your answer?"

"Well, they haven't played anyone!" 

"CORRECT ANSWER AND YOU ARE TODAY'S WINNER!!!!

 

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2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

"Welcome back to "Let's Move the Goalposts!'"

"Tom is up, and here is your statement: "Colorado won't win one game in the 2024 season."

"Now that Colorado is 8-2, are you ready to MOOOOOOVVVVVEEE THE GOALPOSTS? (Wild cheers)

"Tom, what is your answer?"

"Well, they haven't played anyone!" 

"CORRECT ANSWER AND YOU ARE TODAY'S WINNER!!!!

 

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Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

Look man, I like you okay. You can stop flexing. It is not going to sway me into jumping into the sack with you. I appreciate all the effort, I do. You're just not my "type". NTTIAWWT

10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Lulz, sure. Where is he going?Bro, this season is already a huge success for CU.

Just for the record I like you too Chewy. Don't go getting all jealous.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

Look man, I like you okay. You can stop flexing. It is not going to sway me into jumping into the sack with you. I appreciate all the effort, I do. You're just not my "type". NTTIAWWT

Why would you say that? That's not funny nor appropriate and SO NOT TRUE. I'm the MOST BUTCH GUY HERE, so PLEASE TAKE THAT DOWN ASAP.

Who told you that about me? Was it @6th Street ? 

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Why would you say that? That's not funny nor appropriate and SO NOT TRUE. I'm the MOST BUTCH GUY HERE, so PLEASE TAKE THAT DOWN ASAP.

Who told you that about me? Was it @6th Street ? 

It was @South Austin's mom.

25 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Just for the record I like you too Chewy. Don't go getting all jealous.

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15 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

But what about the great Jeff George and his amazing arm, but retard brain? 

Jeff George had an incredible arm combined with an average brain but a monstrously outsized ego. The most arrogant QB perhaps to ever play, the Neidelmayer of football.  He was with the Raiduhs when I lived in the Bay Area.  He was loathed by his teammates.  There was a game with Kc and he got sacked 8 or 9 times.  The sports guy did a video of each sack, and his linemen ignoring him, never offering a hand up.  That is why character counts.  
 

No QB comes into the league prepared to play nfl level football.  Ginormous playbooks, complex reads, crazy route trees and timing schemes, unparalleled speed and power, unnerving intricate blitz schemes.  It’s why it’s a crapshoot. For every Peyton Manning are a dozen Ryan Leafs

15 hours ago, MrX said:

Yes it’s a media circus and the players can act like immature jackasses…but how many off the field player issues have there been in two years?  I can’t think of one. Even if there is, we’re not at some Georgia level. Deion seems to run a pretty tight ship. 

that absolutely could be to his credit.  Or that can very much depend on the program relationship with the local university police department.  

Whatever the reason in the dim reaches of time, Florida University PD has disliked the (no doubt often entitled) UF athletes - and wait for the opportunity to bust them on something.  To be fair, the mistrust and dislike of UF pd by the athletes is reciprocated.   It seems that it was always that way.

Contrast that with the Tallahassee Police Department treatment of FSU athletes.    When St. Bobby was coaching there was virtually no way his players would ever have a problem before big game no matter what the arrest or allegations.  

i’m obviously not saying that all Gators were saints and all Seminoles were sinners; I’m only saying that the actions of the players can sometimes not lead to the same consequences when you have a friendly or unfriendly college town law-enforcement and local DA. 

I was one of the early Dion haters and I freely admit I was wrong about the level of success he has achieved so far. To be fair to my past posts, I said once the program had a lack of success and he was criticized by the press and fans, I expected Dion ‘s personality not to handle that well. Dion is a great story when things are going well, but he doesn’t (IMO) have the ability to handle criticism in a way a high tier coach should. We have not seen that situation yet.     If he handles misfortune well, I will eat even more crow.

Yall notice the same detractors here are the same people who said Sark wouldn't win more than 7 games, and are currently over in the Ewers thread? 

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Jeff George had an incredible arm combined with an average brain but a monstrously outsized ego. The most arrogant QB perhaps to ever play, the Neidelmayer of football.  He was with the Raiduhs when I lived in the Bay Area.  He was loathed by his teammates.  There was a game with Kc and he got sacked 8 or 9 times.  The sports guy did a video of each sack, and his linemen ignoring him, never offering a hand up.  That is why character counts.  
 

No QB comes into the league prepared to play nfl level football.  Ginormous playbooks, complex reads, crazy route trees and timing schemes, unparalleled speed and power, unnerving intricate blitz schemes.  It’s why it’s a crapshoot. For every Peyton Manning are a dozen Ryan Leafs

I had heard he was a dickhead, but I didn't know literally everyone hated/hates the guy. I remember seeing him on the sidelines and no one was around him. That makes so much more sense now. I just thought he was socially awkward, but turns out he's a monster turd. The more you know. 

Ever since Prime Prep, I’ve thought that Deion is a bad human being.  However, this season is unquestionably a success for CU.  Last time they won 8 games was 2016 and before that it was 2004.

There is no shame in losing to Kansas. They are an amazing team and would be one of the top two teams in the SEC. I'll see myself out. 

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2 hours ago, skipmcgee said:

Ever since Prime Prep, I’ve thought that Deion is a bad human being.  However, this season is unquestionably a success for CU.  Last time they won 8 games was 2016 and before that it was 2004.

I came thinking Deion would turn CU around but would also be an enormous jackass. He's right on schedule. I don't like the guy but he's the perfect coach for the NIL era. He's going to make fucking bank at a major school eventually, he can basically dictate where he goes at this point.

I do like how the exact sequence of shit happened today for them to not clinch their bitch 12 title game lol

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I came thinking Deion would turn CU around but would also be an enormous jackass. He's right on schedule. I don't like the guy but he's the perfect coach for the NIL era. He's going to make fucking bank at a major school eventually, he can basically dictate where he goes at this point.

I do like how the exact sequence of shit happened today for them to not clinch their bitch 12 title game lol

FSU is a flaming pile of shit right now.  Aligning for a homecoming…

Just now, skipmcgee said:

FSU is a flaming pile of shit right now.  Aligning for a homecoming…

USC will probably have a job opening too. Deion Sanders in LA.

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8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

"Welcome back to "Let's Move the Goalposts!'"

"Tom is up, and here is your statement: "Colorado won't win one game in the 2024 season."

"Now that Colorado is 8-2, are you ready to MOOOOOOVVVVVEEE THE GOALPOSTS? (Wild cheers)

"Tom, what is your answer?"

"Well, they haven't played anyone!" 

"CORRECT ANSWER AND YOU ARE TODAY'S WINNER!!!!

 

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Who have they beaten? I get that they've handled the schedule in front of them but tap the brakes. Their best win since deion's entire tenure was probably tech in Lubbock. And tech is warm piss this season. 

Remember that time people thought CU did something by beating UCF in Florida? 

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

A bunch of pathetic scrubs that still would have blown them out 2 years ago.

Improving on 1 - 11 is a thing. Very admirable. But in the portal era it's not the same thing it once was. 

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Nope.

Go back in the thread. There were posters calling that a "signature win."

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Oh shit Shedeur shoved a ref after the game?? LOL the Sanders family.

Great sportsmanship

Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Oh shit Shedeur shoved a ref after the game?? LOL the Sanders family.

Holy shit. I didn't see the game. What a buffoon. 

And I thought CU favored by only two was a lock. What happened? Were there significant CU injuries? Did KU get people back from injury? Very bizarre. 

3 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Oh shit Shedeur shoved a ref after the game?? LOL the Sanders family.

Pretty sure it was during the game. 

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Go back in the thread. There were posters calling that a "signature win."

Sounds pretty stupid, almost as stupid as saying they wouldn't win a single game. Seems there's a bunch of breathlessly hyperbolic bitches in this thread, perfect for a bitch 12 team.

1 minute ago, heso said:

Pretty sure it was during the game. 

Ah. And it appears to have been Bobby Lee, so it's all good.

Great sportsmanship

Family of trash. Acted an ass at the tech game too.
34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

There is no shame in losing to Kansas. They are an amazing team and would be one of the top two teams in the SEC. I'll see myself out. 

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Good season for Neon Deion. I figured it would be 7 wins but the D has been very improved and OL isn't a disaster.  They still lost to the only decent teams on their schedule other than a midling Tech team.

should get win 9 next week.

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I mean I think the Sanders clan is a joke but who among us wouldn't take a shot at Kevin Mar?

Shoving Kevin Mar is the greatest thing Shedeur Sanders has ever done. 

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

 

The other official shoved shedeur away. I can understand Mar not knowing what was going on or thinking he was just getting pushed while two players were trying to scuffle. But that guy saw it point blank and reacted to it without throwing the flag. Stern verbal warning for putting hands on an official, I guess. 

Unbelievable he wasn't ejected immediately and waiting to hear what the suspension will be. Any other player there is toast. I'm sure deion will chalk this up in his perpetual victimization file and Colorado dildos will buy into every part of it. 

Sanders took a cheap shot - no flag - which led to everything else there. Game was chippy as hell on both sides and Kevin’s bumfuck crew couldn’t control anything per the usual. 
 

Devin Neal was the fucking man today. Good crap he could not be tackled. 

Clearly Deion's only remedy for this is to have Sean Keeler of the Denver Post executed. 

I’m so fucking glad Colo lost again. The most overrated team in college football.

27 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Clearly Deion's only remedy for this is to have Sean Keeler of the Denver Post executed. 

Only reasonable plan.

30 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’m so fucking glad Colo lost again. The most overrated team in college football.

Texas A&M is ranked 15.

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Holy shit. I didn't see the game. What a buffoon. 

And I thought CU favored by only two was a lock. What happened? Were there significant CU injuries? Did KU get people back from injury? Very bizarre. 

KU just had a horrible start to the season. 5 of their 6 losses were by one score or less.

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