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#6651
2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Sucks

 hopefully he can make it back this season

 damn the big 12 is going to sink further into irrelevance with no coach prime

If he is what is keeping the Big 12 afloat we are fucked.  

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#6652
7 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

If he is what is keeping the Big 12 afloat we are fucked.  

Yeah. 
 

At least with headlines and hype, that’s about it dawg. 

#6654

Deion's estate is in Canyon, Texas?

 

Fucking why?  That's gotta be a typo, right?

Edit: intertron says it's near Canton...

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#6656
20 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Deion's estate is in Canyon, Texas?

 

Fucking why?  That's gotta be a typo, right?

Edit: intertron says it's near Canton...

Thats a very substantial difference and really far apart. Not that Canton is Vail but I got family in Canyon... its... special. 

#6658
Who knew swallowing your own bullshit for decades would lead to health problems?  
 

I believe the preferred nomenclature is bull mess or bull junk.
#6659

How has this not been posted yet?  Y'all slippin

Shedeur Sanders Busted For Speeding, Allegedly Drove 101 MPH on Highway | Click to read more 👇 https://t.co/34x6zxHZHc

 

#6660

Pairing this story with the other espn headline TODAY about Ruggs apologizing to the family of the crash victim he drunkenly immolated is perfect. 

fucking clown. 

#6661
On 6/10/2025 at 7:17 PM, BurntEyes said:

Thats a very substantial difference and really far apart. Not that Canton is Vail but I got family in Canyon... its... special. 

Yup.  I live near Canton.  It bears no resemblance to Canyon/Amarillo.   

#6662
37 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Pairing this story with the other espn headline TODAY about Ruggs apologizing to the family of the crash victim he drunkenly immolated is perfect. 

fucking clown. 

Because specifics matter in this particular case...

23-year-old Tina Tintor and her dog

In no way trivializing the loss of human life because of this POS. Do not fuck with dogs! 

#6666
16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

This shouldn’t even be news unless it was on a surface street. 

Aren't they all on a surface?

or did you mean something like this?

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#6669

The media really want to hype a QB controversy in Cleveland. So much clickbait about Flacco Sanders and the little dude from OU

#6671
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Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders' speeding citation for driving 101 mph this week wasn't the first time he was cited for speeding in Ohio this month.

According to a Medina [Ohio] Municipal Court record that was filed June 6, Sanders was pulled over by the Ohio State Patrol earlier this month. In that alleged violation, which took place June 5 in Brunswick Hills, Ohio, the Ohio State Patrol told WJW-TV that Sanders was stopped for driving 91 mph in a 65 mph zone.

This guy is a major league fucking dildo. 

#6672
15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

This guy is a major league fucking dildo. 

Fourth string dildo.

#6673

Deion was and is a clown. Raised his kids in the hope they'd emulate everything he did on and off the field. 

It's quite shocking to hear that Shedeur continues to do sideways things. Can only imagine that which hasn't been reported. 

#6674
Deion was and is a clown. Raised his kids in the hope they'd emulate everything he did on and off the field. 
It's quite shocking to hear that Shedeur continues to do sideways things. Can only imagine that which hasn't been reported. 

He was speeding bro. Calm down. He and his son are doing just fine in life. If you’ve never driven 100 mph I guess you can hate on him but if you have…..
#6675

He was speeding bro. Calm down. He and his son are doing just fine in life. If you’ve never driven 100 mph I guess you can hate on him but if you have…..

Doesn’t do anything for me going fast. Sure, probably everyone here has driven fast, but we weren’t trying to make a good impression with a bunch of guys that don’t want us around in the first place.
#6676
11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

we weren’t trying to make a good impression with a bunch of guys that don’t want us around in the first place.

Surly motto?

#6678

I didn't know he was mentally handicapped. Everything makes more sense now.

Shedeur Sanders said this about his speeding violation:“I’ve made some wrong choices, I can own up to it

 

#6679
On 6/19/2025 at 9:15 PM, markstanco said:

He was speeding bro. Calm down. He and his son are doing just fine in life. If you’ve never driven 100 mph I guess you can hate on him but if you have…..

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#6682
On 6/19/2025 at 7:23 AM, Sawbonz said:

This shouldn’t even be news unless it was on a surface street. 

 

On 6/19/2025 at 8:15 PM, markstanco said:


He was speeding bro. Calm down. He and his son are doing just fine in life. If you’ve never driven 100 mph I guess you can hate on him but if you have…..

How dumb do you have to be to not understand how dangerous it is to exceed the speed limit by over 40mph? 

#6683
6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

How dumb do you have to be to not understand how dangerous it is to exceed the speed limit by over 40mph? 

Who said it’s not dangerous? You might want to stay off the texpress roads in DFW

#6686
59 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Thankfully most here are not in his shoes. But if I were in Ohio, however fast that fun peddle* would allow my car to GTFO, still wouldn’t be fast enough! Fuck Ohio!

* pedal

#6687
2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

and he was busted twice in a month.  

I wasn't referring to Sanders. I was referring to the people here minimizing what he did.

#6688
6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I wasn't referring to Sanders. I was referring to the people here minimizing what he did.

My comment was to support yours.  Sheduer is either entitled or not a fast learner.  Why not both

#6690
2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

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Is this like a scared straight lesson or something?

"Tell them it's an upper groin and glute strain...very upper 😉 

#6691
3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

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Is this like a scared straight lesson or something?

Greater Cleveland area massage therapists:

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#6692

I think that just means shadeur has to jack him off since no massage therapist within 100 miles will return Watson's call

#6693
This is like when Ralphie started giving Jackie Jr advice https://t.co/jANpPTCaFx

 

#6694
14 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

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Is this like a scared straight lesson or something?

More like a master class in grifting and getting away with shit.  

#6697
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Have you forgotten who Shedeur's dad is? 

Deion at least did something to get paid in the manner he has gotten paid.  The play in the NFL and he played 9 seasons in MLB.  

I always thought the baseball was just a few years until I saw he actually played over 600 games and had a career average over .260 which isn't great, but not terrible.

Watson signed a 4-year extension with $111M in guarantees, puts out this press release:

"I'm lost for words, honestly. Been crying a little bit, a lot of bit, really. It's just an amazing moment for me," the two-time Pro Bowler said. "The money is amazing. It's life-changing. It's great. But the biggest thing is for the (organization) to just trust in me and believe in me that I'm their guy, I'm their quarterback is the biggest thing that really touches me."

has all the bullshit going on behind the scenes, and then basically refuse to play for the Texans.  

We haven't even gotten to the way the trade was handled and the contract at Cleveland or how he fucked people over tied to his damn cheese steak places when he left Houston.  

 

#6698
19 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Deion at least did something to get paid in the manner he has gotten paid.  The play in the NFL and he played 9 seasons in MLB.  

I always thought the baseball was just a few years until I saw he actually played over 600 games and had a career average over .260 which isn't great, but not terrible.

Watson signed a 4-year extension with $111M in guarantees, puts out this press release:

"I'm lost for words, honestly. Been crying a little bit, a lot of bit, really. It's just an amazing moment for me," the two-time Pro Bowler said. "The money is amazing. It's life-changing. It's great. But the biggest thing is for the (organization) to just trust in me and believe in me that I'm their guy, I'm their quarterback is the biggest thing that really touches me."

has all the bullshit going on behind the scenes, and then basically refuse to play for the Texans.  

We haven't even gotten to the way the trade was handled and the contract at Cleveland or how he fucked people over tied to his damn cheese steak places when he left Houston.  

 

 

I'm talking about Deion the conman, not disputing that he could play

https://www.espn.com/nfl/news/2003/0714/1580339.html

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2016/02/02/the-spectacular-collapse-of-deion-sanders-prime-prep-academy/

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