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11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

"They won't"

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@WVU (pick em)

ASU (blow out ASU)

@KSU (probably loss)

No shit Batman. 

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On 11/1/2025 at 8:33 PM, Huckleberry said:

I'm just trying to figure out if those of us who said he is a mid coach getting too much attention just because of the flash with no substance and pointed out his history with things like Prime Prep were only saying it because we were jealous. 

… or racist

22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

One of my least favorite players ever. Hot dog. He, Jerry Jones, and Barry Switzer made it easy to cease caring about the Cowboys. Then Bud Adams moved the Oilers which allowed me to give up the NFL altogether.

If he stays in coaching, only another desperate program will hire him. He won't want the come down.

Fuck Bud Adams.  Rest in Piss, Bud. 

I was already informed by multiple Colorado fans prior to the season that it doesn't matter what Sanders does at this point, he's already cemented himself as one of if not the best coach in the school's history and that I just don't understand how much good he has done.

37 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I was already informed by multiple Colorado fans prior to the season that it doesn't matter what Sanders does at this point, he's already cemented himself as one of if not the best coach in the school's history and that I just don't understand how much good he has done.

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Sounds like some crazy/stupid "fans" that don't know Colorado football history

Lulz. West Virginia. The battle to see who sucks less than Oklahoma State. Julian Lewis looks good, though. I wonder how he'll look at Miami or Florida or Georgia or not Colorado.

Let Neal brown know he can savor that win but coach prime keeps receipts

Maybe username doesn’t check out?

Shedeur Sanders stats today

  • Completions/Attempts: 4/16
  • Passing yards: 47 yards
  • Passing touchdowns: 0
  • Passer rating: 13.5
  • Interceptions: 1
  • Fumbles (Lost): 1
  • Rushing yards: 16 yards (3 carries)
  • Sacks: 2
23 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

 

Shedeur Sanders stats today

  • Completions/Attempts: 4/16
  • Passing yards: 47 yards
  • Passing touchdowns: 0
  • Passer rating: 13.5
  • Interceptions: 1
  • Fumbles (Lost): 1
  • Rushing yards: 16 yards (3 carries)
  • Sacks: 2

Retire his number!

25 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

 

Shedeur Sanders stats today

  • Completions/Attempts: 4/16
  • Passing yards: 47 yards
  • Passing touchdowns: 0
  • Passer rating: 13.5
  • Interceptions: 1
  • Fumbles (Lost): 1
  • Rushing yards: 16 yards (3 carries)
  • Sacks: 2

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10 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

 

Shedeur Sanders stats today

  • Completions/Attempts: 4/16
  • Passing yards: 47 yards
  • Passing touchdowns: 0
  • Passer rating: 13.5
  • Interceptions: 1
  • Fumbles (Lost): 1
  • Rushing yards: 16 yards (3 carries)
  • Sacks: 2

The shocking stat there is only 2 sacks.

 

He didnt have anything to say afterwards? 

Come on, man. Start letting it fly. Publicly blame your coaches or teammates or both. 

30 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The shocking stat there is only 2 sacks.

 

He didnt have anything to say afterwards? 

Come on, man. Start letting it fly. Publicly blame your coaches or teammates or both. 

He thanked God for the opportunity 

Congratulations to Coach Prime over the weekend for not getting blown out.  We'll see what this weekend with the Sun Devils (7-3).

The shocking stat there is only 2 sacks.
 
He didnt have anything to say afterwards? 
Come on, man. Start letting it fly. Publicly blame your coaches or teammates or both. 

If he is dumb enough to publicly blame his teammates (he probably is), someone will beat his ass in the locker room.
7 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Congratulations to Coach Prime over the weekend for not getting blown out.  We'll see what this weekend with the Sun Devils (7-3).

I’m going up there for this one.  I’d like to see the Sun Devils get a blowout since my last roadie I got to witness ASU get skull-fucked in the rain at Utah.

They have a guy who's gonna obliterate the sack record and beat the worst team in the league so now we're gonna have to hear about this fucking clown all week.

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Shedeur looked pretty decent today.

He looked so good that using only his passer rating from his "good" game today and not his previous appearance, he would rank 25th in the NFL among qualifiers.

He just needs more practice, that's all.  

 

Sark's shenanigans aside, imagine if you saw your head coach at an NFL game the day after his 4th straight loss. And he refuses to take a single in home visit for recruiting. 

Shedeur made some nice throws but overall wasn't very good (QBR of 8.7 - LEGENDARY!)

Gabriel should start if healthy but I'm afraid Cleveland is going to have to roll Sanders out there just for the fans. 

That said, Gabriel hasn't been good so might as well see if Sanders can actually play.

Browns defense gets 10 sacks in dominating performance, shedeur - look at me leading a team to victory after only one week of practice.  

31 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Browns defense gets 10 sacks in dominating performance, shedeur - look at me leading a team to victory after only one week of practice.  

Yep. His post game could have been "defense was great and gave us every opportunity. It's an honor to play with one of the greatest pass rushers in the history of the game and he proved it again today. I'm glad i could contribute on our side of the ball. This team really needed this. We need to get ready for the next one and do it again. When 95 is playing like that there's no reason we can't." It's a layup.

But nah. "ME!"

16 hours ago, Mittens said:

He just needs more practice, that's all.  

 

Yes, yes now this is a start. Go full WWE you arrogant dumb bastard

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Is he Deion's son or clone?

Definitely not a clone.

Deion was a much better football player. 

The bigger question is why did the Browns think Gabriel could be an NFL QB? He was in college for 6 years, he’s laughably short, and he’s a lefty. Predictably he’s been godawful and now Sanders gets his chance. 

You'd think with Cleveland's excellent record of selecting quarterbacks that they'd have nailed that choice.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Definitely not a clone.

Deion was a much better football player. 

Not just football.

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Bottom line:

Browns still need a fucking quarterback.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

The bigger question is why did the Browns think Gabriel could be an NFL QB?

That isn't the bigger question. That franchise is a series of various questions. And the answer to all of the questions is the same answer. They are the Cleveland Browns.

Neon Deion loses badly to close the season at Kansas State. Final record for this year, 3-9. 

So in his first year, a rebuild, the team went 4-8.

Second year, his kid and Hunter as mature players, 9-4.

After they leave, without any recruiting juice, 3-9. 

A medical retirement seems most likely after this season, but Colorado isn't going to fire him any time soon, so who knows? Five wins is probably their ceiling under Deion going forward.

Coach Prime has as many wins as he has toes.  

He desperately needs another Travis H to save face.

Shilo feels like the only one who is somewhat grounded in reality

 

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