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6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Seems like a lot of effort just to get his kid a football scholarship.

His kid is already committed to FAU

On 9/21/2020 at 10:21 AM, ztejas said:

This can't be real. This has to be an HBO sitcom, right?

Yes, Schitt’s State U.

On 9/21/2020 at 11:17 AM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I don't keep up with dion. Is that his wife, girlfriend, sidepiece, airport skank? 

Tracey Edmonds, Babyface's ex-wife. 

7 hours ago, FOXHOUND said:

Tracey Edmonds, Babyface's ex-wife. 

Eddie Murphy had that too.  She's been through some pretty serious money dick.

I see nothing but success and multiple national championships for Mr. Deion.

You're a real man Deion.  A real man, I'll say that.

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On 9/17/2020 at 3:59 PM, texifornia said:

One year of publicity and remarkably good Dallas recruiting, then three increasingly chaotic years with hilariously obvious recruiting violations. 

Ahead of schedule

 

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5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Is that bad?

Good from a talent acquisition POV, but that team, especially with him as coach, is going to be incredibly unstable.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Good from a talent acquisition POV, but that team, especially with him as coach, is going to be incredibly unstable.

Nah. Just needs a good "Get Back" coach, and they'll do great! ;)

  • 4 weeks later...

hahahahaha

I thought this might be good for some comedy and I was not wrong

make him President of the university next

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  • 4 months later...

Lol what a thin skinned dipshit

Reporter covers Quay Davis' continued domestic violence case:

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/sports/college/jackson-state/2021/07/19/jackson-state-football-commitment-assault-charge-deion-sanders-recruiting/7917352002/

Deion kicks the reporter out of SWAC media days...

and posts this word salad on Twitter:

 

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On 9/21/2020 at 10:27 AM, DFW Horn said:

"Fornication is my drug" - Neon Deion

"thousands, consequently millions"

Article by jounrno says kids pleading guilty, his attorney says otherwise. Not defending Deion but if that’s true, that journo sucks and they fucked up big time.

‘Don’t call me Deion’: Jackson State coach, former Cowboy Deion Sanders walks out of SWAC Media Day

Sanders compared it to calling Alabama coach Nick Saban “Nick.”

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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Jackson State coach Deion Sanders walked out of the Southwestern Athletic Conference media day after a reporter twice called him by his first name.

The Pro Football Hall of Fame cornerback/return man and second-year head coach compared it to calling Alabama coach Nick Saban “Nick.”

“You don’t call Nick Saban, ‘Nick.’ Don’t call me Deion,” Sanders said Tuesday, according to the Jackson Clarion Ledger.

“If you call Nick, Nick, you’ll get cussed out on the spot, so don’t do that to me,” Sanders later said. “Treat me like Nick.”

Sanders walked out after being referred to by his first name a second time.

 

Respect, honor, peace and joy.  Can't be bothered with courts or bills or rude reporters.

 

A judge on Friday ruled against Deion Sanders in
an auto repairs dispute after the former Dallas Cowboys player
failed to show up for court.  Sanders may have to pay more than $5,000 after the judge ruled
in favor of an auto-body shop for an unpaid paint job and repairs
made in 2000 to Sanders' 1985 Mercedes convertible.

 

A vintage car restoration company had claimed in a lawsuit that
Sanders refused to pay $4,265 for repairs to his 1961 Lincoln
Continental convertible. The owner of the shop claimed Sanders
wanted to pay only $1,500 of the bill because Jesus had informed
him that was all he needed to pay.

6 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

21-year old failure to pay case?  Jesus, how full is the docket?

Nah, old story.  Just pointing out his lack of character.

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

‘Don’t call me Deion’: Jackson State coach, former Cowboy Deion Sanders walks out of SWAC Media Day

Sanders compared it to calling Alabama coach Nick Saban “Nick.”

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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Jackson State coach Deion Sanders walked out of the Southwestern Athletic Conference media day after a reporter twice called him by his first name.

The Pro Football Hall of Fame cornerback/return man and second-year head coach compared it to calling Alabama coach Nick Saban “Nick.”

“You don’t call Nick Saban, ‘Nick.’ Don’t call me Deion,” Sanders said Tuesday, according to the Jackson Clarion Ledger.

“If you call Nick, Nick, you’ll get cussed out on the spot, so don’t do that to me,” Sanders later said. “Treat me like Nick.”

Sanders walked out after being referred to by his first name a second time.

 

What a crybaby. If I was that reporter I would troll him and ask, "so coach, is Deion NOT your first name anymore? When did you change it?"

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lol what a thin skinned dipshit

posts this word salad on Twitter:

 

 

"because Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay."

 

Hmm, I had not thought of trying that one. I mean, Jesus has yet to tell me such a fact. BRB - trying it at P. Terry's.

4 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

21-year old failure to pay case?  Jesus, how full is the docket?

That shop really needs to get their Average Time to Collect numbers sorted out. 

4 hours ago, n64ra said:

"because Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay."

 

Hmm, I had not thought of trying that one. I mean, Jesus has yet to tell me such a fact. BRB - trying it at P. Terry's.

I figure y'all are all busy reading the realignment thread but knew you'd want an update. Didn't work. Had to pay full price for my burger. :( Thanks for nothing, Deon. Oops, I mean Coach Prime.

  • 4 months later...

11-1 and likely finishing at 12-1 in a little over a week from now. I think the man knows what he is doing. They had won exactly one SWAC title since 1996 before this one. 

6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He would crush it there

That would be a ballsy move, but he just might get it. 

On 12/4/2021 at 10:29 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

I guess this was "motivational"

 


[Goes to Wiki to find out who in the fuck Brittany Renner is.]

[Discovers that Wiki doesn't have an entry for a 'Brittany Renner', but the Interwebz can cover for Wiki in this case.]

She's a professional baby momma. Has suckered in more than one pro athlete to get that child support money. Guess she agreed to tell her tricks of the trade to Deion's players. 

she's getting $200k / month child support from pj washington, allegedly 

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

she's getting $200k / month child support from pj washington, allegedly 

And guess what 'Prime' prep school PJ attended once upon a time?

 

Based on the few JSU folks I've talked to, Coach Prime is putting in serious work. There was some skepticism about how much time he would actually devote to coaching. 

 

 

On 12/11/2021 at 6:22 AM, Brothahorn said:

And guess what 'Prime' prep school PJ attended once upon a time?

 

Based on the few JSU folks I've talked to, Coach Prime is putting in serious work. There was some skepticism about how much time he would actually devote to coaching. 

 

 

#1 recruit in the country just decommitted from FSU and has committed to Jackson St.  He's a cornerback out of Georgia.  He's clearly putting some time into recruiting.

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