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45 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Repeat O-fender!

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6 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Damn this sucks. He was running with the 1s (at least alternating with them) before he got suspended

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yes he was

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Gary P going to walk into Sark’s office and explain that at TCU players got course credit for this type of behavior 

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16 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

Bunch of google lawyers on the wrong code and section. Try Texas Penal Code 38.04.


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I got no knowledge of the actual stop. No idea what his specific facts are.

 

But yeah, 38.04 is your citation:

https://codes.findlaw.com/tx/penal-code/penal-sect-38-04.html

Follow along with me as we realize:

(a). The lights and cop car behind you are a good indicator that this is a peace officer attempting to detain you.

(b). Hey! It's a Class A misdemeanor (still a pretty serious charge), EXCEPT:

1. It's a State Jail Felony if:

1a. You've done this before OR

1b. You do it in a vehicle or watercraft

I'm gonna assume he wasn't in a boat at the time.

I only mention all of this in case there's impressionable youths (yout's?) amongst us. It's always a felony to run from the cops in a car - even once for fun. It gets worse if you've done it before, somebody gets hurt when you do it, or (for some reason), you try to pop the cops' tires whilst doing it.

Pull over, keep your hands in plain sight, be polite, have your license and insurance current and where you can find them, and politely decline all requests for searches. If the worst is gonna happen, give your lawyer something to work with by not legitimizing everything by being a jackass.

Oh yeah. Taking contraband into a secure facility or destroying evidence are two other sneaky felonies. If you're being arrested, own up to the baggie in your pants, and:

 

24 hours and no one has produced at the very least a mugshot from that one app? What's going on with this story, anyone?

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Mugshot? Did you not hear, he ran away.

No shit, and most criminals are caught within 24 hours. Just looking for an update.

52 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

24 hours and no one has produced at the very least a mugshot from that one app? What's going on with this story, anyone?

i don't think he mugged anyone.

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2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i don't think he mugged anyone.

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Mugshot database runs behind 2 weeks, current range available is 3/29 -4/12.  if there's another site just for arrest data I can't find it 

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Mugshot database runs behind 2 weeks, current range available is 3/29 -4/12.  if there's another site just for arrest data I can't find it 

That's insane. Had a shooting here a couple of weeks back and the kid's mug was up five hours later. Obviously not a large city, but that's still a crazy backlog. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

surely he’s not “at large”. 

Maybe he’s on the lam. 

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He's in College Station?

Then he’d be “behind the lamb”

5 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Maybe he’s on the lam. 

he went down at the beekman?

30 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Then he’d be “behind the lamb”

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Well, he's not currently in Travis County or Jefferson County jail. 

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

That's insane. Had a shooting here a couple of weeks back and the kid's mug was up five hours later. Obviously not a large city, but that's still a crazy backlog. 

Kid is street smart, they'll never look in a tent.

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He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Jalon’s got friends in every town and village from here to Sherman, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Jalon’s got friends in every town and village from here to Sherman, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.

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40 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Well, he's not currently in Travis County or Jefferson County jail. 

Only 252 more county jails to check!

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Only 252 more county jails to check!

The first 2 were on the house. 

4 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

That's insane. Had a shooting here a couple of weeks back and the kid's mug was up five hours later. Obviously not a large city, but that's still a crazy backlog. 

I see you have no idea how many homeless mugshots there are to post. 

14 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

I see you have no idea how many homeless mugshots there are to post. 

I can only imagine. Austin PD made an average of 43 arrests per day last April. Travis Co SO made an average of 4 per day. I can post 47 pictures to my facebook right now. 

So I'd imagine they just don't prioritize it, which is fine. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Jalon’s got friends in every town and village from here to Sherman, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.

 

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

 


For the longest time, I thought that the words were: 

"Secret... Asian Man, 

Secret... Asian Man..."

And so that's what I always screamed with the chorus came around.

Jaylon "Billy Joe" Guilbeau . . .
 

 

If the Foggy Mountain Boys can hide out for so long, so can he. :)

It’s been almost 30 hours since kevwun broke the “news”… maybe the fancy lawya types from Big State U who talk like Foghorn Leghorn stepped in and handled business?

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s been almost 30 hours since kevwun broke the “news”… maybe the fancy lawya types from Big State U who talk like Foghorn Leghorn stepped in and handled business?

Perhaps it was some other Jaylon Guilbeau - and not the Longhorns football player - that fled from the cops?

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:


For the longest time, I thought that the words were: 

"Secret... Asian Man, 

Secret... Asian Man..."

And so that's what I always screamed with the chorus came around.

Jaylon "Billy Joe" Guilbeau . . .
 

 

My wife heard those lyrics exactly the same way as you.  She saw Johnny Rivers at Aquafest back in the day and came away surprised but enlightened.

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:


For the longest time, I thought that the words were: 

"Secret... Asian Man, 

Secret... Asian Man..."

And so that's what I always screamed with the chorus came around.

Jaylon "Billy Joe" Guilbeau . . .
 

 

Hmm.

Listen to this.

 

Tell me which one do you hear?

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"

or

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"

 

Methinks for you, it might be the former NTTAWWT.

2 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Perhaps it was some other Jaylon Guilbeau - and not the Longhorns football player - that fled from the cops?

Maybe.  It is a pretty common name. 

45 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Hmm.

Listen to this.[“Purple Haze”]

Tell me which one do you hear?

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"

or

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"

Methinks for you, it might be the former NTTAWWT.

I think that I knew the lyrics to this one, but would sometimes sing the NTTAWWT version because I thought that that was funny. 

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:


For the longest time, I thought that the words were: 

"Secret... Asian Man, 

Secret... Asian Man..."

And so that's what I always screamed with the chorus came around.

Jaylon "Billy Joe" Guilbeau . . .
 

 

 

 

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We just need to wait until his wanted level goes down to 0 stars, then it will be like nothing happened. 

4 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

No announcement from the team yet?  

Might be shenanigans going on

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