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I’m just glad I have my last 2 fucks to

give about the nfl ok Dallas. If Texas was this bad I’d prob be pissed 

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If we’re in this game in the 4th quarter, which isn’t likely, and end up losing, Jerry will get on the podium and say “injuries have gotten away from us and once we get everyone healthy, we’ll be fine”.

same shit, different year. As long as he’s alive, we will suck.

Last time we played ATL that journeyman DL had like eight sacks. Today, we might fumble that many times.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So basically Garrett wasn’t the issue lol 

jerrah GIF by SB Nation

How do you get a personal foul on a touchback?

I mean...okay THATS peak Cowboys.

Oh look Connor williams getting beat like he's zeke's girlfriend or something 

C D knows how to run a 2yd short route to perfection.

Okay I don’t give a fuck if they ever get positive yards on first down. Do NOT run on first down again. Ugh.

Not a single good thing has happened on first down so far except the passes.

Okay so it’s 3rd and short and you know you can’t even block a 4 man rush and you don’t talk a quick pass? A slant? A screen nothing?

Lmao. Now THIS Is peak cowboys 

I stand corrected.

If it were an option, i would legitimately consider throwing in the towel. We don’t have it today. Someone important is going to get hurt. Call it a defeatist attitude, but we don’t have it today. At all. Maybe we won’t ever have “it”

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Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Ballsy call on the fake punt. But ATL is already in TD position.

Fixed it for you

Good idea.... horrible execution by the players.  When can we cut Chris Jones.  He fucking sucks.  That's squarely on McClay.

 

Ballsy call on the fake punt. But ATL is already in FG position.

It’s worse because it worked. They just didn’t catch it.

I’m goin to drink

Damn that would have been huge for Cheeto. Ugh.

Just now, Drew said:


It’s worse because it worked. They just didn’t catch it.

I’m goin to drink

Didn’t catch it?  Dude threw the ball into the dirt.   He’s not a 1st baseman 

There were actually people that thought we were an 11+ win team lol. Think about that. And don’t give me “injuries”. Every team is dealing with injuries. 

So we only have to score 18 points. Like our chances.













/sarcasm.

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Okay so it’s 3rd and short and you know you can’t even block a 4 man rush and you don’t talk a quick pass? A slant? A screen nothing?

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Didn’t catch it?  Dude threw the ball into the dirt.   He’s not a 1st baseman 

Yeah sorry. I should have Said bad throw AND didn’t catch.

My point was it was there. A good call. Just didn’t execute.

The false hope starts with this next drive. We'll look good and and then get the Lucy football treatment in the 4th.

 

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The real tragedy of Covid19 is that it hasn't killed Jerry

And his entire family.  As long as any jones owns this team we are fucked 

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Good idea.... horrible execution by the players.  When can we cut Chris Jones.  He fucking sucks.  That's squarely on McClay.

 

It just reeks of desperation. McCarthy knows we’re fucked 

11 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Told y’all last week... 3-13. Team fucking sucks. Coaching sucks. GM and Owner sucks.

you forgot quarterback

There were actually people that thought we were an 11+ win team lol. Think about that. And don’t give me “injuries”. Every team is dealing with injuries. 

Stop it. Plenty of people thought they’d win at least 10 games(I never said 11 btw).

Looks like we’re wrong and will have to eat crow. There were lots of reasons too.

And I’m sorry, injuries like THIS(all 3 of your top 3 OTs, your starting TE, starting DT, Starting MLB) are obscene by week 2. All at the same time? It’s not week 8. That’s an entire season of injuries.

And DESPITE that it doesn’t give them an excuse for looking THIS bad. I’m cussing them out too for this shit.

What is Pollard doing?  He's an idiot.... He's talented but he's not a smart man.  At least we got the penalty!  Our best play thus far!

 

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