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    Charlie Strong thinks the Cowboys do stupid shit.

  • Does @TXSooner518 still post around here?  This was the moment we've been waiting for. An NFL coach went for two after scoring a touchdown late to pull within 9, he did it for the exact right rea

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Fuck this cowboys team... it’s like they don’t even give a shit

ball security is fucking basic and they can’t even do that

Got damn Owuzie, you jumped too early again or you get another pick! Is he regarded or need lasik?

 

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Okay so it’s 3rd and short and you know you can’t even block a 4 man rush and you don’t talk a quick pass? A slant? A screen nothing?
What's a slant or screen? We only do comeback and long outs here!!

Another fumble? And I’m sure the flag is on us too.

We're bitches.

Just one thing to do

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

you forgot quarterback

He’s at the top of the list in “Team”

Remember how Charlie strong teams used to have all this “bad luck” too?

all they do is bring me pain man. 

Ticky tack DPI call.

Can we cut the entire team and fire the coaching staff? Just draft a combination of Alabama and Clemson and hire the staff as well. Would be better than this shit.

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So we get a ticky tack opi and dpi back to back weeks. Lovely

The only thing cowboys can do watch atlanta take themselves out with non contact injuries

Is Pam coming down from a high or can she barely read?

Four fumbles in first quarter? A fifth was ruled down first, just unreal

Someone on the offense want to get up and be a leader or no? I guess we'll all just sit on the bench and look dumb.

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Can we cut the entire team and fire the coaching staff? Just draft a combination of Alabama and Clemson and hire the staff as well. Would be better than this shit.

we need to cut the mgmt.

this is fucking hilarious.  the only way to ovecome the Jimmy Johnson curse is to have 5 HOF's on your offense and 3 on defense.

Lol I see from game cast that dallas’ best offensive possession so far is its first, with a 3 and out plus successful punt. 
 

this is last year’s Green Bay game. 

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Hey, we're only down by 20 in the 1st. It could be worse!

9 minutes ago, Drew said:


Stop it. Plenty of people thought they’d win at least 10 games(I never said 11 btw).

Looks like we’re wrong and will have to eat crow. There were lots of reasons too.

And I’m sorry, injuries like THIS(all 3 of your top 3 OTs, your starting TE, starting DT, Starting MLB) are obscene by week 2. All at the same time? It’s not week 8. That’s an entire season of injuries.

And DESPITE that it doesn’t give them an excuse for looking THIS bad. I’m cussing them out too for this shit.

Reread what you just quoted and ask yourself “why would i think he’s talking about me”. Seriously. Why would you? You’re absolutely right, there were plenty of people that said that. Why would you assume I’m singling you out lol? If it helps ease your mind, i wasn’t singling you out drew. If anything I was talking about the “experts” you’re probably referring to.

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Surprised Aldon didn't get flagged for holding onto Ryan too long.

he was getting held and no flag but the issue is really that Mike McCarthy sucks and we are dumb as a box of rocks.

hey the defensive holding on a running play!

This this the Tempo and quick passing they’ve needed.

despite one really dumb play the D is somewhat holding its own.  our offense is full of average to below average except for zeke and he is a fucking fumble machine.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

So, my big question about the Cowboys game... Why is @futureman bitch-negging everything posted by @Drew?

to pass the time while scrolling through the thread.  it amuses me that you care, though. 

Is Pam coming down from a high or can she barely read?


She’s the only one who has had a worse first quarter than the Cowboys. She’s been an embarrassment for years.

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