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44 minutes ago, futureman said:

to pass the time while scrolling through the thread.  it amuses me that you care, though. 

Being curious and caring are two different things.  But, I'm so thrilled to have amused you.

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  • Does @TXSooner518 still post around here?  This was the moment we've been waiting for. An NFL coach went for two after scoring a touchdown late to pull within 9, he did it for the exact right rea

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This defense does nothing well. Not one single thing. Except suck.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

I'm so thrilled to have amused you.

I am glad I was able to give you that joy.  

Just now, Drew said:


Probably. And by kicking the FG last drive.

They kick another FG from here on out and they should all be fired.

fuck Jerry Jones.  who the fuck goes into a season with 2  LB's that you know will get hurt and a 3rd that sucks.

ATL just stopped trying to even run.  we can't get to the QB and we can't cover anyone. why would you run the ball at all.

I honestly didn’t think the defense and special teams could be worse than last year. They have been through 2 weeks. Yikes.

Offense has been doing the same thing it did last year so not surprised except I thought with a new coach they’d stop doing the same predictable shit over and over. Guess not.

Good news is this division is trash. Only thing we got.

Same OC same shit. Just because JG is gone doesn’t mean they aren’t still fucking vanilla. Hire a damn OC that knows how to do dynamic play action shit or draft a QB in the first round. Jmo

Yes he for a first down. But how many people knew r was going to be a run?

Same OC same shit. Just because JG is gone doesn’t mean they aren’t still fucking vanilla. Hire a damn OC that knows how to do dynamic play action shit or draft a QB in the first round. Jmo

Whoever they have playoff QB will just t have the same problems you described if they’re doing the same game plans every week.

Was that Pam Oliver for Sante Center?

Face mask too.

Shocked. Shocked they did a play action there. Love it.

Hey if they’re going to do zone read at the goal line. Dak/Zeke should be Abel to score every time with the defense spread like that.

dumbass doesn't go for 2.  if you are going to claim analytics then fucking do analytics.  

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Whoever they have playoff QB will just t have the same problems you described if they’re doing the same game plans every week.

True. But Dak is better in play action. So new OC or let him go somewhere that knows how to maximize what he does well. This team has no fight. The Jags who are supposed to be tanking have more fight in their damn mascot. 

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Ok can this shit ass defense actually make a play? How about some kind of turnover?

Just now, dcar00 said:

dumbass doesn't go for 2.  if you are going to claim analytics then fucking do analytics.  

It's Selective Analytics. It's a new thing.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ok can this shit ass defense actually make a play? How about some kind of turnover?

They are just overmatched but we don’t need ET or shit like that. Nope. Never draft a safety. Draft Lamb and call an offense so vanilla he is rendered useless.

Defense hasn’t even forced a punt. Lmfao.

I'm really liking how Joe Thomas is playing...... He's hitting some folks and brings the wood.

I don't know what Jourdan Lewis doing..... but it's bad.

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1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

It's Selective Analytics. It's a new thing.

so fucking stupid. its a scorefest and he doesn't make the aggressive call

Its not a scorefest and he eschews the FG

He's thinking his D can stop them because they had 4 turnovers.  the last 2 drives by ATL proved they can't and his DC is Nolan

Hey look...Ridley, open again. Wide open.

It’s like they don’t know he’s coming.

They really need a turnover. Only way this will change. Al they’re going to do is buckle and dime us and always have someone open on 3rd down.

ha ha. typical.  no one near him,

that third and 6 playcall did we really call for dorance to drop into coverage...

Omg it’s a curse. They finally send pressure. Make him uncomfortable. Dude catches ball on the ground and rolls for a first down?

I mens what do you do at this point? Sometimes they other team is just lucky too.

So.... early returns on our vaunted pass rush.  It's not that great.  Aldon Smith has played well vs the run and has flashed but our pass rush doesn't get home.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

They really need a turnover. Only way this will change. Al they’re going to do is buckle and dime us and always have someone open on 3rd down.

they are going to need ATL to completely shoot themselves in the dick.

yea it is bad when you can't touch a guy to prevent hil rolling for a first down

Rare drop by Julio

Just now, dcar00 said:

they are going to need ATL to completely shoot themselves in the dick.

Well we have seen them do that before...

So.... early returns on our vaunted pass rush.  It's not that great.  Aldon Smith has played well vs the run and has flashed but our pass rush doesn't get home.

And as I said above, even when they make the QB uncomfortable, something happens to help them.

Wow. Finally a break.

wow our secondary is pure trash  i know  shocker  but damn

Hey been a while since we seen that.

Like the GB playoff game?

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This defense just has no ability to do anything. Even on this drive, they allowed Atlanta to flip the field and eat clock. They have to rely on mistakes from the other team.

"Only down by 12!"

 damn 5 yard dumb penalty cost them

NOW THE COMEBACK STARTS!!!

I'd have gone for it.  Quinn is dumb too.  25 yards doesn't make a dam bit of difference. maybe ATL will ATL.

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