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#3

I still have not seen any of their HBU game. How Swiss cheese is their defense?

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#5
3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I would expect that line to move north pretty quickly.

User name checks out.

#6

I don't know a fucking thing about Vandy's squad this year, but aggy giving 32 points to any FBS school merits further investigation this season. 

Edit - just checked my book and Texas is at -16.5 and aggy at -29. I jumped on the UT line, will have to see about Vandy. 

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#7
2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I don't know a fucking thing about Vandy's squad this year, but aggy giving 32 points to any FBS school merits further investigation this season. 

Ok defense, UTEP-level offense.

#8
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ok defense, UTEP-level offense.

Yeah, I checked a couple season previews and it sounds like they will likely be putrid on offense this year. 

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#10
1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

55- 17 Fuck Tech in the ass.

I would like to see Texas just shitpump Tech and not let up until 00:00 is left on the clock. Nothing against Tech, I just want Texas to send a message.

No more country club, milquetoast, "nice guy" BS. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" and so on.

#11
1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would like to see Texas just shitpump Tech and not let up until 00:00 is left on the clock. Nothing against Tech, I just want Texas to send a message.

No more country club, milquetoast, "nice guy" BS. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" and so on.

Abso-god-damn-motha-fuckin-amen-lutely

#13
6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would like to see Texas just shitpump Tech and not let up until 00:00 is left on the clock. Nothing against Tech, I just want Texas to send a message.

No more country club, milquetoast, "nice guy" BS. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" and so on.

Don't shoot - let 'em burn. 

#14

We're going to beat them by 30. We kicked their ass last year and both teams have gone in opposite directions since then. Jones won't be full and it shouldn't be that cold since we get them a little earlier than usual.

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#15
4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would like to see Texas just shitpump Tech and not let up until 00:00 is left on the clock. Nothing against Tech, I just want Texas to send a message.

No more country club, milquetoast, "nice guy" BS. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" and so on.

This guy is a straight shooter with management potential.  

#18

They purposely waited until we were in Lubbock to induct Crabtree into their ring of honor or whatever, you know damn well they’re going to loop ‘08 on the Jumbotron every time the clock stops.

56-0, sweep the fucking leg.

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No type good

#19
1 minute ago, SuperSport said:

They purposely waited until we were Lubbock to induct Crabtree into their ring of honor or whatever, you know damn well they’re going to loop ‘08 on the Jumbotron every time the clock stops.

56-0, sweep the fucking leg.

Let's get Wells fired.

#23
9 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Can confirm I'm also seeing the line down to -16.5 at a lot of shops. 

I know it's Lubbock and Herman has a history of dicking around in games against inferior opponents but I just can't see us not beating them by more than two scores. We are better and deeper at literally every position on the field. 

#25
1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.

Will we at least spare the co-eds?

#26
4 hours ago, Blotto said:

I don't know a fucking thing about Vandy's squad this year, but aggy giving 32 points to any FBS school merits further investigation this season. 

Edit - just checked my book and Texas is at -16.5 and aggy at -29. I jumped on the UT line, will have to see about Vandy. 

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last aggy win by 32 over p5/fbs: nc state 2018 gator bowl 52-13

last aggy win by 32 over conference: vandy @ pyle 2013 56-24 (32 points)

#30
22 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe.

Why would you change your display name?

#31
17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Why would you change your display name?

It was meant to be.

Edited by Coelenterate Fuccboi
And COVID has killed my casual encounters.

#32
5 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would like to see Texas just shitpump Tech and not let up until 00:00 is left on the clock. Nothing against Tech, I just want Texas to send a message.

No more country club, milquetoast, "nice guy" BS. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" and so on.

Everybody already hates us anyway.  So fuck their feelings.  

55 - 0.

Yeah, 0.

 

Edited by TexArcher

#36
12 hours ago, ztejas said:

We're going to beat them by 30. We kicked their ass last year and both teams have gone in opposite directions since then. Jones won't be full and it shouldn't be that cold since we get them a little earlier than usual.

High of 94 in Lubbock on Saturday

#37
12 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would like to see Texas just shitpump Tech and not let up until 00:00 is left on the clock. Nothing against Tech, I just want Texas to send a message.

No more country club, milquetoast, "nice guy" BS. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" and so on.

This aligns with my interests 

#38
10 hours ago, ztejas said:

I know it's Lubbock and Herman has a history of dicking around in games against inferior opponents but I just can't see us not beating them by more than two scores. We are better and deeper at literally every position on the field. 

This here... it would normally be the case I would worry we accidentally knock their QB out in first quarter (likely, Bowman is glass) and some unknown comes in and torches us to keep it close, but that backup is not on the Tech roster.. their next great QB isn't on campus yet.  This is a how much do you want to play backups type game.

#41

I jumped on Tech +17. I think we still win convincingly but I can see Tech putting up some garbage time points in the 4th to backdoor cover. 

#42
16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 
 

 

O/U 67

 

On a separate note:

Take Kentucky and the points. That seems like easy money.

#44
13 hours ago, SuperSport said:

56-0, sweep the fucking leg.

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Yes, sweep the 'effing leg! And if anyone is watching "Rust to Riches" on Netflix, you can see that muscle car mechanic, Constance Nunes, has Surly written all over her.  

#45
46 minutes ago, saul silver said:

I jumped on Tech +17. I think we still win convincingly but I can see Tech putting up some garbage time points in the 4th to backdoor cover. 

I jumped on your mom +17.

#48
3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Mother fuckers....I want this....all damn game!

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I was in the stands that night. Chilly night in TMS. That hit echoed off the upper deck!

Hispanic Longhorn fan in front of me had brought a bunch of Busch Lights stuffed in his coveralls. He kept yelling "Make 'em eat beans!" every time Tech fans would throw tortillas.

#49
6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I was in the stands that night. Chilly night in TMS. That hit echoed off the upper deck!

Hispanic Longhorn fan in front of me had brought a bunch of Busch Lights stuffed in his coveralls. He kept yelling "Make 'em eat beans!" every time Tech fans would throw tortillas.

Loved it!!!!!  Had a tech buddy with me at the game

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#50

You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition of being shocked that STDs haven't eclipsed Covid in making Tech players ineligible to play against us. 

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