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#256

They tried to kill Kliff that day.  Tough motherfucker, regardless of his Metro-ness these days.  Even the Horns were like, ‘Dude, just stay down...’

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#257
16 hours ago, slorch said:

 

I'm fine with my Gabe Riveras

That dude was a badass.....

that run down and tackle on the Arkansas QB.....was Randy White like

#262
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

The Tech unis are uglier than the hit.

#263
8 minutes ago, slorch said:

The Tech unis are uglier than the hit.

At least the black accentuates the colors of the flag while incorporating your school's colors. Good idea in theory. The red version is straight turrrble. 

#264
26 minutes ago, slorch said:

The Tech unis are uglier than the hit.

I dont remember those UNIs at atll

#265

We are not all so fortunate.

#266
3 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

That dude was a badass.....

that run down and tackle on the Arkansas QB.....was Randy White like

Senor Sack was fucking dominant. Spent many a stoned/drunk high school afternoon on the grass of the old north end zone at Jones Stadium watching him wreak havoc on the SWC....

#268
10 hours ago, ztejas said:

if you go down on a woman and rock her world she will never forget it.

ancient chinese secret
 

Spoiler

 

for those of you lucky enough to be in an active sexual partnership:

- put a pillow under your head and neck, but pointing towards the wall, not sideways

- have her sit on your face, knees either side of your head, facing the wall (i.e. you can see her tits and face)

- use one hand to hold/push on her rib cage between her tits with low pressure

- use the other hand to reach around her waist and pull her spine towards you with low pressure

- in other words, make her keep an upright posture

- spell the alphabet on her clit with your tongue continuously

- at the end of each recitation, run your tongue down and back up each side of her vulva (2 roundtrips)

- repeat

- usually, 3 at most 4 recitations are necessary

- profit

 

 

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#272
On 9/24/2020 at 3:24 PM, GoldAppleCorps said:

We played about 15 minutes worth of competent football that entire game. Everyone remembers the Crabtree catch and the heartbreaking end, but forgets that we were behind 22-6 at half, and continued bumbling well into the 3rd quarter - Ship's punt return for a TD notwithstanding.

yeah it was bad from the very beginning, holding on the first Off play after a horrible starting field position.  Think we opened by gifting them a safety.

#273
12 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

yeah it was bad from the very beginning, holding on the first Off play after a horrible starting field position.  Think we opened by gifting them a safety.

Jesus Christ why are you all doing this to yourselves

#275
20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

IT is being kinda cryptic about Marcus Washington playing a bunch at X tomorrow.

They did say someone important-ish got covid but couldn't say who. Tarik Black?

#276
36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They did say someone important-ish got covid but couldn't say who. Tarik Black?

for the record, and because it can't be said enough...

Motherfuck this year in its asshole. Like, forever.

#278
10 hours ago, slorch said:

They tried to kill Kliff that day.  Tough motherfucker, regardless of his Metro-ness these days.  Even the Horns were like, ‘Dude, just stay down...’

I remember Aaron Humphrey going apeshit that whole game.  There were a couple of times when he would tackle Rob Peters (I think that’s his name, starting QB at the time) in a way that he picked him up and slammed him almost head first into the ground.  By the time Kliff got in he looked like he was scared shitless.  I’m the post game presser, Aaron said “I wanted to show everyone that the only football being played in Lubbock is high school football.”

#280
7 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I remember Aaron Humphrey going apeshit that whole game.  There were a couple of times when he would tackle Rob Peters (I think that’s his name, starting QB at the time) in a way that he picked him up and slammed him almost head first into the ground.  By the time Kliff got in he looked like he was scared shitless.  I’m the post game presser, Aaron said “I wanted to show everyone that the only football being played in Lubbock is high school football.”

Aaron was always easy to root against for leaving Lubbock, but he did have a great career for the Horns.

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#282
15 hours ago, slorch said:

The Tech unis are uglier than the hit.

They were worse in 2013 

 

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#284
4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Tech and Okie State have been waging their own personal ugliest uniform contest against each other for a decade now. It's bizarre.

 

Tech hasn't worn any unis like this since 2015, maybe 2014. 

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#285
12 hours ago, texifornia said:

They did say someone important-ish got covid but couldn't say who. Tarik Black?

Um, can we hear more about this?

#287
1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

PTSD from the last decade has me concerned about this game.

Herman better not fuck this up.

this.  for the first time this century we didn't call of the dogs, kept the foot on the gas, and played 2 and 3 deep running the full offense.

so naturally, we should find a way to squander this mo.

#290
this.  for the first time this century we didn't call of the dogs, kept the foot on the gas, and played 2 and 3 deep running the full offense.
so naturally, we should find a way to squander this mo.

Momentum doesn’t exist
#293
37 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this.  for the first time this century we didn't call of the dogs, kept the foot on the gas, and played 2 and 3 deep running the full offense.

so naturally, we should find a way to squander this mo.

Nah. We are going to kick the shit out of them. I took Texas -24 on my prediction and I feel like that might have been too conservative.

But to you point, I'll be happy with any win. A win is a win in Lubbock.

#294
59 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Um, can we hear more about this?

They literally can't say who, it's how the covid protocols work.

#295
8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They literally can't say who, it's how the covid protocols work.

I know that, but it’s not like shit doesn’t have a way of getting out in the internets these days.

#296
2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

PTSD from the last decade has me concerned about this game.

Herman better not fuck this up.

Stop being a pussy. The only things getting fucked up are the Raiders from burnt orange cleats shoved up their asses and Surly from massive quantities of bourbon and blow..

#297
26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nah. We are going to kick the shit out of them. I took Texas -24 on my prediction and I feel like that might have been too conservative.

But to you point, I'll be happy with any win. A win is a win in Lubbock.

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#298
28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'll be happy with any win. 

Fuck that noise. I’ll be miserable if we don’t win by at least three touchdowns.

#299
Just now, South Austin said:

Fuck that noise. I’ll be miserable if we don’t win by at least three touchdowns.

Meme Reaction GIF

#300

I'm guessing the game is on Fox since I can't find it on satellite listings, and dish has removed Fox for the second football season in a row.  Bastards

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