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Need one for the NFL now.  Slow betting season on this site this year.

i like the over 48 tonight.

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2 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Seattle only -4? Whoa

Tenn only -2.5 vs Vikings too

On 9/21/2020 at 8:57 PM, Revolution512 said:

Seattle only -4? Whoa

Take the over in DAL/SEA.  

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Jags -3

Arz -5.5

Pats -3.5

Pitt -4

Tenn -2.5

Thats what I like so far.

Bills -2

AZ -5.5

NE -6

SD -6

browns Under 45

atl -3

Don’t recall ever taking this much chalk.  This will be a comedy.  Highly recommend fading.  

Lol.  Saw that coming.  Can only cap em and play what comes up.  GB 3.5 to keep the day from being a total disaster 

Any suggestions on where to place some action online? New to online betting and not sure which sites to trust. 

2 hours ago, UhhhIdk said:

Any suggestions on where to place some action online? New to online betting and not sure which sites to trust. 

Draftkings.  Easy

On 9/27/2020 at 8:09 PM, UhhhIdk said:

Any suggestions on where to place some action online? New to online betting and not sure which sites to trust. 

betonline.ag assuming you’re in a state that doesn’t have legal options.

On 9/25/2020 at 4:21 PM, closetohumping said:

Cowherd has sucked lately but he used to be 60%

Nobody beats NFL sides long term. What’s worse, with little to no fans now all the models that were overrating home field are corrected.

I’ve still been spending my time on baseball but with fewer games, I’ll start on NFL this week...but unlike baseball, I don’t expect to win. I’m one of the nobody that beats the NFL. 😀

On 10/5/2020 at 8:03 AM, VolenteHawk said:

betonline.ag assuming you’re in a state that doesn’t have legal options.

Yeah I’m in Texas. Do you suggest taking my winnings (assuming I don’t let my longhorn bias affect me) in bitcoin or straight to my bank? 

BetOnline has been down going on 24 hours...54d38d977ecd9611c086b6f3779b124c.jpg

Betonline still down this morning. Love Carolina again this week, think they are a little undervalued and the Bears are a little overvalued.

Panthers -1

 

Making a couple of plays this week...

Already grabbed...

Panthers +7.5  I make this game NO -4.5, the market is either giving NO a bump for home field or bye week rest or I'm just wrong on Carolina and will lose my ass on them soon.  Like it considerably less at 7, so already bet it.  Even last week when my bet was never alive I didn't hate the handicap, you just can't overcome -2 TO and 50% on 3rd down from a team that sucks at it.

Panthers +1200 to win the NFC South.  Obviously a long shot (why it's 12/1), but if the Panthers are going to make a run most paths include them getting at least a split with the Saints and their other game is week 17 when, if they're still alive,  this number will be long gone.

Eagles -4  Too big of an adjustment on injury news of guys that just don't affect their power rating.  I played it at -4 +105 figuring that was the bottom but some 3.5s are already popping up...so you could do better.

Will grab...

Titans in some way.  I'm going to let the line breathe a little.  If it gets to 3 I'll take the points and if not I'll just take the best ML I can find.  I like the Steelers (see other thread about them being my preseason most underrated team) and have a huge position on their season win total over, but this is a terrible spot...a little overreaction to them blowing out Cleveland and they're at the Ravens next week.

Looking at...

Eagles +150 to win the NFC East.  I'm still thinking this one over, but the Eagles schedule doesn't get hard until closer to the end, so if I have conviction that they're a little undervalued firing at this could give me the option of either riding with them or buying back some Cowboys and locking in a profit.  The only way I'd get really jammed here is the Eagles sucking over the next month or the Cowboys getting hot and the Eagles have a far easier schedule through that stretch.

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I don’t see much value on today’s card. I’ll grab the +3 1/2 with the Broncos and if the Rams tick down to 3 before kickoff I’ll lay that. The Steelers ML is kinda interesting. If that gets to +200 that’s probably a play.

So basically I’m playing one game and watching lines for moves I probably won’t get.

 

I f-ing hate the randomness of betting sometimes. Based on weather predictions I loaded up on the under in GB/Minn but waited a little long and got it at 49.5. F-ing GB goes for 2 on their last TD instead of kicking the XP which would have made it 28-21. They get it and finish the game 28-22. Played a decent teaser on them, Pitt, and LV which they also managed to cost me.

1 hour ago, Brew said:

I f-ing hate the randomness of betting sometimes. Based on weather predictions I loaded up on the under in GB/Minn but waited a little long and got it at 49.5. F-ing GB goes for 2 on their last TD instead of kicking the XP which would have made it 28-21. They get it and finish the game 28-22. Played a decent teaser on them, Pitt, and LV which they also managed to cost me.

Welcome to the NFL, man. Let’s take my card today an an example. Denver +3.5, Rams -3 (never got), Steelers +200 (never got). By FAR the best handicap there was the Rams. Outgained the Dolphins 471-145, shit happens...only one that didn’t win.

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Had a big bet on LAC also, not sure how they let that one get away from them.

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I’m back!   Had lac, Dallas, idk but I came out ahead this weekend for once lol

Houston -6.5 and then a few teasers KC/Pitt, KC/Houston, and one other I think plus a little on a Houston or Pitt high scoring team of the day. KC was the base of all of the teasers which isn’t looking great. Didn’t see much out there with any value. 

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Jax +7

Balt -1

Sea -3

@Brew @VolenteHawk  What y’all got?

I have Washington in the noon games. I’ll sell you the ticket at a discount.

Afternoon I got Dolphins +6 and Raiders -1. I’ll try to remember to post next week.

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13 minutes ago, VolenteHawk said:

I have Washington in the noon games. I’ll sell you the ticket at a discount.

Afternoon I got Dolphins +6 and Raiders -1. I’ll try to remember to post next week.

Man Dolphins looked bad on offense last week with Tua minus the turnovers and def/special teams TD’s they would have lost 

28 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Man Dolphins looked bad on offense last week with Tua minus the turnovers and def/special teams TD’s they would have lost 

That’s why they’re cheaper than they should be.

Your mileage may vary.

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I’m going Arz -6

LV pick 

Pitt -14 small

iv’e got a $250 credit to play with for a referral 

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NO + 3 and over 51

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I didn't see any of the artists formerly known at the Redskins game...they were -4 on TOs and still in it?  Holy hell, that might have been my best handicap of the day.  And I picked a nice week to suspend my love affair with the Panthers.

Betting the NFL, man.

 

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My book dropped to NE -8.5 so I took that.

15 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Anything on tonight's Flaco/Cam bash?  Under?

Went the live over route.  Maybe go back to a fade the obvious strategy

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Patriots -2

Titans +6

My numbers also make Detroit a play, but I don’t trust it with so many players missing.

 

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Cleveland -2.5 early only so far

Got Falcons +3.5
Browns -2.5
Texans ML +123

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Took Rams -4 I was thinking about it and should have just took the money line.

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College basketball is starting I don’t pay enough attention to bet on it really but supposedly for people in the know it’s easy at the start.  In college I paid some guy $100 or something like that for what he said would be all season Of picks.  Well he’s telling me bet $100-$300 every game I’m betting $10-$20. He goes 10-0 and wants more money I’m like no, he says I’ll give you one more free then it’s going to be more...  I bet all I’ve won on game 11 and of course it loses. 

Only thing that jumps out at me today is NYG -6 @ Cincy

I also think the Browns have been undervalued all year - not sure I'd go for them -7 on the road, though 

Settled on this. Don't fuck this up, KC.

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Did you consider a tease there? Give up a couple dollars of return but could get Giants PK, Browns -1, Chiefs +3.

Edit: Actually the Chiefs are 3.5 all over the place now, so it’d either be +2.5 or more than a couple dollars...so less compelling.

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57 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Only thing that jumps out at me today is NYG -6 @ Cincy

I also think the Browns have been undervalued all year - not sure I'd go for them -7 on the road, though 

I like the whole board today. That’s never good, so I’m preparing my anus for a pounding.

Titans +3 and +135

Cardinals PK

Bucs +3.5

Chargers +4.5

Vikings -3

If the opponent scores first and I can get any of the following at -3 or better in game I will...Giants, Dolphins, Rams, Browns.

47 minutes ago, VolenteHawk said:

Did you consider a tease there? Give up a couple dollars of return but could get Giants PK, Browns -1, Chiefs +3.

No. I could stand to be schooled on teases. 

And yeah - Chiefs +2.5 vs the ML - I'll just take the ML.

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