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No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]

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  • It was spring semester of my soph year at tech and I was at the rec center swimming laps.  I pulled up the deck, sat up and removed my goggles. Then the guy in the lane next to me asks "how far d

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  • This is fucking sad. I’ve always respected Coach Leach for what he has achieved on and off the field; his willingness to speak his mind; his aversion to what everybody else would deem “normal” for a m

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3 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Dick Johnson huh

2 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

Leach tried to get to Tennessee first.  Why is he so hard for the SEC?

He misses beating A&M consistently.

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

This will be glorious.

Get ready to see your QB throw 9 TDs and still lose, MSU fans.

MIssissippi State has plenty of experience losing. This will be a whole lot more fun. And Leach will have better talent to work with than he has had in his career.

Maybe Leach knows he can make a splash with 50+ a game in the SEC. 

I hope he don't cheat like the other fuckers had to.

 

Good luck Mike Leach.

Give em hell!!!

OU DC Alex Grinch appears to be one of the favorites for the job. Not sure how I feel about that. He had success at WSU, but if you want to go with a DC I would include Andy Avalos to the list as well.

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I hope he don't cheat like the other fuckers had to.

 

Good luck Mike Leach.

Give em hell!!!

I hope he cheats MORE, so they can actually be competitive.  It ain't my school after all.

I hope he cheats MORE, so they can actually be competitive.  It ain't my school after all.


I hope Craig James walks on campus and he locks him in a closet for a couple of days.
3 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

 


I hope Craig James walks on campus and he locks him in a closet for a couple of days.

 

unanimous opinions?

Can't wait for his first game back at the Tackle Box. I hope we get to see many pirate ass whippings of fake army again. 

Can't wait for his first game back at the Tackle Box. I hope we get to see many pirate ass whippings of fake army again. 


This is the only upside to this. I’m still in a bad mood because of this.

looch's sphincter muscle just tightened.

2 hours ago, shnsajax said:

OU DC Alex Grinch appears to be one of the favorites for the job. Not sure how I feel about that. He had success at WSU, but if you want to go with a DC I would include Andy Avalos to the list as well.

Grinch will be an unmitigated disaster if you get him.

looch's sphincter muscle just tightened.

You mean loosened. He probably can’t really tighten it at this point.
4 hours ago, shnsajax said:

OU DC Alex Grinch appears to be one of the favorites for the job. Not sure how I feel about that. He had success at WSU, but if you want to go with a DC I would include Andy Avalos to the list as well.

I've heard from Coug friends that Mrs Grinch absolutely hated Pullman and didn't hide it much - have no idea if that's the case but if so might make that a difficult pull.

 

Avalos is solid.

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

Grinch will be an unmitigated disaster if you get him.

They should make a play for Harrell. They should roll the dice and see what happens. 

I've heard from Coug friends that Mrs Grinch absolutely hated Pullman and didn't hide it much - have no idea if that's the case but if so might make that a difficult pull.
 
Avalos is solid.


Makes me feel better. Harsin would also be a good/solid hire. No idea if he would entertain leaving Boise to go north 6 hours. Leach, while not perfect could always say he would throw for 5,000 and now even claim 2 starting QB’s in the NFL.
9 hours ago, relapse98 said:

That seems like a pretty nice post for WSU.

Yeah, but I'm betting few tears were shed in Pullman. 

Yeah, but I'm betting few tears were shed in Pullman. 
You're thinking too much like an Ohio State fan.

The wsu grads I know loved Leach. It's hard to express just how bad they were before he came. He made them fun to watch again, made football interesting again. At some programs, that's really what they want, as they don't expect to be playoff bound.

The single point of frustration most of them will note is there record vs uw. Jimmy Lake was definitely Leach's nemesis, and I'm sure Leach is happy to be leaving him behind.
17 hours ago, Rhinotx said:

I think he just wants to be as close to Key West as possible. 

its like a 17 hour drive from StarkVegas to Key West (granted, that is closer than 48 from Pullman)

 

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Y’all think Leach is driving down there?

naw, he is going to get there as fast as possible. if that is swimming, that is how he is going.

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

What a troll legend

 

Lulz dude that’s solid.  It has begun...

On 1/9/2020 at 7:05 PM, sdm said:

looch's sphincter muscle just tightened.

He was just hoping Johnny might catch a feels.

Late night drunken tweeting. The circus is in town. Can a reality tv show be far behind?

show me where he's wrong though...

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Late night drunken tweeting. The circus is in town. Can a reality tv show be far behind?

I have a treatment for a Leach-led reality show. It's called QBU, featuring Uncle Rico and Many Others. Episode One, AKA the Pilot, is entitled "... and our Fat Little Girlfriends", in which would-be QBs from across the land matriculate to The Big U to start training. Would-be FLGs are chosen from The Island, where they display their various talents, from Cheerleading to Twatwaffling. Then trasining begins in earnest. Thirteen Episodes later, the last QB standing, and his FLG, go to Las Vegas to try out for the Raiders.

The second season is even better, starting with Episode One, Suck Session.

Don't dm me, I'll dm you. Maybe. If I get a chance.

Streaming re-runs and Merch are endless. 

  • 2 months later...

Wow. My post linking Leach’s post got deleted too. Sorry about that. I edited to make the reflection that maybe he shouldn’t be posting a picture of a noose. I guess even with that context mods thought it was inappropriate. 

I'll never understand peoples' inability to apologize. "I'm sorry I was offensive" vs. "I'm sorry you were offended." If you're not sorry just say you're not sorry, goddamnit.
 

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'll never understand peoples' inability to apologize. "I'm sorry I was offensive" vs. "I'm sorry you were offended." If you're not sorry just say you're not sorry, goddamnit.
 

I wouldn't be sorry if I was him.  Fuck anyone who was offended by that.  Such a stupid thing to worry about.

On 3/30/2020 at 8:46 PM, Goo Punch said:

 

i had just started watching Tiger King that night, and then i saw that tweet.  gold.

I wouldn't be sorry if I was him.  Fuck anyone who was offended by that.  Such a stupid thing to worry about.
No shit. Just respond with "It's obvious some of you have never been married."
just crazy that he had to apologize for that.  people are such unbelievable gaping pussies these days. 
I wasn't offended by it. But I get why a coach in Mississippi tweeting an image of a noose, even though the context has nothing to do with race, could be considered in poor taste as evidenced by his own players tweeting how they did.
17 minutes ago, Zombie said:
9 hours ago, futureman said:
just crazy that he had to apologize for that.  people are such unbelievable gaping pussies these days. 

I wasn't offended by it. But I get why a coach in Mississippi tweeting an image of a noose, even though the context has nothing to do with race, could be considered in poor taste as evidenced by his own players tweeting how they did.

trying to twist a funny joke about spousal relations into a commentary on lynching is the only thing about this that could be considered poor taste

I suppose a guillotine would be a lot more tasteful.

His players are a bunch of drama queens for getting offended for a tweet about fake spousal murder thoughts 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

His players are a bunch of drama queens for getting offended for a tweet about fake spousal murder thoughts 

I mean, that was not an offensive tweet. I would have thought in an age where a virus is killing hundred of thousands of people we would become a little more hardened and less snowflake but, I was clearly wrong. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

His players are a bunch of drama queens for getting offended for a tweet about fake spousal murder thoughts 

I wonder how many of them even had fathers in their household growing up.

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