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No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]

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  • It was spring semester of my soph year at tech and I was at the rec center swimming laps.  I pulled up the deck, sat up and removed my goggles. Then the guy in the lane next to me asks "how far d

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  • This is fucking sad. I’ve always respected Coach Leach for what he has achieved on and off the field; his willingness to speak his mind; his aversion to what everybody else would deem “normal” for a m

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AFCA coach of the year for FBS.

 

I don’t think Coach Leach ever saw the “CJK5H” sign, or at least he didn’t acknowledge it, before or during the game.

I did show it to ESPN’s sideline reporter for that game, Tom Luginbill, and he smirked and shook his head, laughing as he walked away. I didn’t have to explain it to him.

Congratulations to him on Coach o/t Year!

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AFCA coach of the year for FBS.
 
Faith in Humanity restored.

Lol texas tech. Nice day for their former coaches. Tubervile must be waiting by his mailbox for his good news. 

5 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

There should be a Mike Leach University

In Phoenix.

10 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

There should be a Mike Leach University

Ol' coach Mike Leach could run Hamburger University...

 


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On 1/8/2019 at 6:53 PM, msucolt45 said:

I don’t think Coach Leach ever saw the “CJK5H” sign, or at least he didn’t acknowledge it, before or during the game.

I did show it to ESPN’s sideline reporter for that game, Tom Luginbill, and he smirked and shook his head, laughing as he walked away. I didn’t have to explain it to him.

Congratulations to him on Coach o/t Year!

He once signed a book for a fan with CJK5H....    then blew off the media when asked about it with "didn't know what it stood for... ok  Who cares!"  

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"Quarterback Gage Gubrud transferring to Washington State"

Former Eastern Washington quarterback Gage Gubrud has won an appeal for an additional year of eligibility and will spend his final season as a graduate transfer at Washington State.

WSU announced Gubrud, a two-time finalist for the Walter Payton Award, given to the best offensive player in FCS, joined the program Saturday morning.

"We are excited for Gage to come in and compete with the quarterbacks on our team," head coach Mike Leach said. "He is an extremely experienced and productive player who led Eastern Washington to great heights in his time there. It's not often that you can add a quarterback to your roster that has started 28 games and thrown for nearly 10,000 yards. We are looking forward to getting him on campus and finishing his collegiate career in a WSU Cougar uniform."

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/25959528/quarterback-gage-gubrud-transferring-washington-state

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On 1/16/2019 at 9:50 AM, immamac said:

 

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"Oh really? You haven’t seen him take a snap under center,” Leach said. “You’re at the highest level. Somehow you’ve squirmed and crawled, probably very similar to Gollum from Lord of the Rings, and found yourself in the NFL and somehow you have the total inability to teach a guy to take a snap. Aren’t they proud to have you? Every 7th grade coach in the country can teach a guy to take a snap… Well, obviously it’s because he can’t. He’s got an inability to stick his hand under somebody’s ass and pluck a ball away once it’s placed at the top.”

This is peak Leach right here.

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Quarterback Gage Gubrud transferring to Washington State"

Former Eastern Washington quarterback Gage Gubrud has won an appeal for an additional year of eligibility and will spend his final season as a graduate transfer at Washington State.

WSU announced Gubrud, a two-time finalist for the Walter Payton Award, given to the best offensive player in FCS, joined the program Saturday morning.

"We are excited for Gage to come in and compete with the quarterbacks on our team," head coach Mike Leach said. "He is an extremely experienced and productive player who led Eastern Washington to great heights in his time there. It's not often that you can add a quarterback to your roster that has started 28 games and thrown for nearly 10,000 yards. We are looking forward to getting him on campus and finishing his collegiate career in a WSU Cougar uniform."

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/25959528/quarterback-gage-gubrud-transferring-washington-state

 

Gubrud..... wonder what Washington State fans do with that name?

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Gubrud, is a damn good pick up for the Cougars, I envision big offensive numbers this season again for them. 

The Leach coaching tree has produced arguably the best QB in the last 3 NFL drafts.  Mayfield was the #1 pick overall.  Mahomes was 2nd QB drafted at #10 but is clearly better than Trubisky.  And Jared Goff was also an overall #1 who was developed by Sonny Dykes and Tony Franklin.  And while I have questions about how effective Kyler Murray will be as an NFL QB, there is no question of his development at the college level. 

Eventually, even the NFL was bound to notice a trend of this magnitude.

4 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Gubrud, is a damn good pick up for the Cougars, I envision big offensive numbers this season again for them. 

Agreed and they should be very familiar with him.  Gubrud lit up WSU for 474 yards and 5 TDs in 2016 with FCS talent around him.  Leach would certainly remember that.

On 1/8/2019 at 10:29 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol texas tech. Nice day for their former coaches. Tubervile must be waiting by his mailbox for his good news. 

I hope he gets a menu from 50 Yard Line again...

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If Mike Leach said it, then it is 100% TRUE.

Next question

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Csb, I’m an athlete fund member so I’ll be watching class 5.  

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The guys behind firing him at Tech not only still talk like it was the right choice. They claim it was the only choice.

and they are still fucking WRONG!!!

Just now, slorch said:

and they are still fucking WRONG!!!

Depends on your perspective; he’s brought us out of the abyss and into consistent respectability + by all indications his family loves Pullman and the administration at WSU loves him.  

6 minutes ago, SDG said:

Depends on your perspective; he’s brought us out of the abyss and into consistent respectability + by all indications his family loves Pullman and the administration at WSU loves him.  

No way.  He's wanted out since he got there.  He even expects market pay.  He's such an extreme personality.  We find him threatening...

39 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

The guys behind firing him at Tech not only still talk like it was the right choice. They claim it was the only choice.

That's what you'd expect from a gang of racketeers that staged a hoax of that magnitude. 

Seriously, the fucking kid admitted in his deposition that he wasn't locked in the electrical room and went in on his own accord against the explicit directive of the athletic trainer, who confirmed the directive.

So Leach is presented with this letter that has a guilty admission written between every single fucking line in it, refuses to sign the letter that basically forces him to admit to a fake incident that never took place, and Tech's "only choice" was to dismiss him rather than expelling the little bastard that staged that nonsense, firing, and possibly recommending to the AG's office in Austin to pursue perjury charges against the Chancellor who, by lying in his deposition about 1) the "locking incident" and 2) the grounds for terminating Leach, was complicit in the fakery of that incident. Yes, THAT was the "only choice." For fuck's sake, what are we talking about here?

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That's what you'd expect from a gang of racketeers that staged a hoax of that magnitude. 
Seriously, the fucking kid admitted in his deposition that he wasn't locked in the electrical room and went in on his own accord against the explicit directive of the athletic trainer, who confirmed the directive.
So Leach is presented with this letter that has a guilty admission written between every single fucking line in it, refuses to sign the letter that basically forces him to admit to a fake incident that never took place, and Tech's "only choice" was to dismiss him rather than expelling the little bastard that staged that nonsense, firing, and possibly recommending to the AG's office in Austin to pursue perjury charges against the Chancellor who, by lying in his deposition about 1) the "locking incident" and 2) the grounds for terminating Leach, was complicit in the fakery of that incident. Yes, THAT was the "only choice." For fuck's sake, what are we talking about here?
Is it muledick?

Wait, wut?

Oh, wrong thread.

Never mind.

I'd take that class, just to pick the mind of a genius..!

 

 

22 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

That’s hilarious.

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whoa, what is this?  I haven’t seen that. 

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It turns out that back when he was at SMU, Craig James killed 5 hookers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

allegedly

Sometimes I wonder what planet people live on...

That's assuming one is remotely interested in sports in the state of Texas when they post on the Shag/ Surly.

6 minutes ago, slorch said:

Sometimes I wonder what planet people live on...

That's assuming one is remotely interested in sports in the state of Texas when they post on the Shag/ Surly.

See, this is why no one can ever like Tech. Your alumni are fucking stupid. 

6 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

See, this is why no one can ever like Tech. Your alumni are fucking stupid. 

You're the bar for idiocy, indeed.

 

Wreck em.

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

And Big John, as it turned out, had correctly noticed Leach's offensive linemen had gradually gotten sloppier in their stances over the course of the season.

"I'm sitting here watching all of this film and Big John caught something I'd missed," Leach said. "I go back and look at three games ago -- they were lower and their feet were moving and they were more violent."

Imagine Nick Saban investigating tips on line play from the janitor.

I imagine Nick Saban might be meticulous enough at film study, or have enough former head coaches on his quality control staff who are, that he doesn't need to consult the janitor on matters of self-scouting. That's not really a good look for Leach. 

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