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#1

In some kind of order... 

  1. Trump
  2. Trump's family on the government teat
  3. Mitch McConnell
  4. Lindsey Graham
  5. Devin Nunez
  6. Nancy Pelosi
  7. Tom Perez
  8. Hillary Clinton
  9. Rand Paul
  10. Ted Cruz
  11. Kristi Noem
  12. Matt Gaetz
  13. Kevin McCarthy
  14. ...

Edited by Superhero
Devin not David. I'm a fucking idiot.

#2

John Cornyn

Roger Williams 

Eveyone on the Texas Freedom Caucus 

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#6
3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

No Wm Barr? 

Absolutely. He should be #4 on the list.

Add Pompeo to the list. 

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#8

All in for making an Arya list

Add Jim Jordan to the top 

#15
4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yeah, she is still a citizen with an opinion. 

John Madden stopped playing on the field, but no one on earth would claim he was out of football when he expressed his opinion on camera 

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#16
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

John Madden stopped playing on the field, but no one on earth would claim he was out of football when he expressed his opinion on camera 

He was getting paid to do that. It was his job. 

#17
7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He was getting paid to do that. It was his job. 

Oh for fucks sake. She spoke at the DNC convention. She’s not out of politics. 

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#18

Here's the deal:  Turns out that Hillary was right, about EVERY FUCKING THING.

#19
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Here's the deal:  Turns out that Hillary was right, about EVERY FUCKING THING.

Nope.

#21
11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh for fucks sake. She spoke at the DNC convention. She’s not out of politics. 

Neither am I. 

#24
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Absolutely. He should be #4 on the list.

Add Pompeo to the list. 

Barr needs to be #1. He's the most dangerous motherfucker on the list. 

#25

Chip Roy

That closet queen Lt. Governor

Basically everyone from Maryland that pretends to be a Texan.

#26
2 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

  1. Kristi Noem

wood

 

 

#28

no hate, wood.

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#31

Governor Hot Wheels

Diane Feinstein needs to retire, so a gentle low key fuck off.

Hardcore Fuck off for Rand Paul and Ted Cruz. I hate those guys.

Voter suppression king, Ron DeSantis, number one Trump dick sucker can fuck off to the moon.

#34
9 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Dude with the eyepatch who’s name is somehow escaping me and Sheila Jackson Lee can both fuck off. 

Crenshaw.

 

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

Add Dan Patrick to the list 

Goeb.  His name is Dan Goeb, Alex....

Martha McSally

Kelly Loeffler

Wheels

Louie Gohmert

Ron Johnson

Ron DeSantis

Brian Kemp

Susan Collins

Chuck Schumer

Kellyanne Conway

There's many more....

 

#37
13 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Is she a Pi Phi? I thought they were into arrows. 

Spoiler

 

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no idea

#38

the dude in the texas lege that even the republicans think is nuts

#39

All the furrowed brow, concerned republicans who talk about decorum but still love Trump’s policies so they don’t back up their hollow words.

Jeff Flake
Susan Collins
Mitt Romney
Justin Amash
Liz Cheney
Lisa Murkowski


(No, I don’t care that Amash went Libertarian/Independent or cast a symbolic vote for impeachment - he still votes in line with Trump 70% of the time. And, again, no I don’t care that Romney cast a symbolic vote for conviction - he votes with Trump 82% of the time and his position on the Supreme Court vacancy is unforgivable. A no on that from him would have made an actual difference.)


The former administration officials who KNOW what a danger Trump is but won’t go public -

John Kelly
Jim Mattis
Rex Tillerson
HR McMaster

And finally, John Bolton for not testifying during impeachment and instead waiting to use his knowledge to make money.

Fuck em.

#40

Yeah Mitt Romney can get fucked. His wealth in private equity came from saddling numerous companies with exorbitant debt to the point where those companies were inevitably forced to lay off thousands, and then campaigned in 2012 on the evils of the federal debt. He basically implemented Obamacare in Mass as governor before campaigning against it in 2012. He stands for nothing. He is simply interested in what makes Romney look good at any point in time. Sound familiar? 

#42
11 minutes ago, UTperks said:

No one mentioned Betsy Devoss?

Ugh, yes fuck her

#43
12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Add a whole big fuck you column for the complicit Press.

Just wanted to list a few of the shitbirds

Sean Hannity

Tucker Carlson

Chuck Todd

 

 

 

 

#46
15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Here's the deal:  Turns out that Hillary was right, about EVERY FUCKING THING.

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#47
5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Anyone who votes for any Republican can fuck right off.

november is going to be hard on you. 

#49

Ratcliffe if he hasn't been mentioned. Making him leader of the DNI was guaranteed take the intelligence out of the equation.

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