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You can’t prove to me that Lincoln Riley isn’t sipping on bull semen on the sidelines.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

You can’t prove to me that Lincoln Riley isn’t sipping on bull semen on the sidelines.

He ripped his mask when he was sucking off that bull

Marvin Mims is  going to be a problem. That's three TDs in six quarters.

 

Just now, satyanash said:

Marvin Mims is  going to be a problem. That's three TDs in six quarters.

 

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Just now, satyanash said:

Marvin Mims is  going to be a problem. That's three TDs in six quarters.

 

Right on queue.  
 

This blowU team fucking sucks.  

Kavosiey Smoke is the best football name since Takeo Spikes. 

Is it too late to say ou sucks?

2 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Kavosiey Smoke is the best football name since Takeo Spikes. 

Ohio State has a running back named Steele Chambers. 

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Just now, jw4381 said:

Is it too late to say ou sucks?

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ohio State has a running back named Steele Chambers. 

I'm not sure I'm past Ha Ha Clinton-Dix yet.

15 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Right on queue.  
 

This blowU team fucking sucks.  

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3 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Brady Quinn needs to be dick punched

Have we confirmed there is one to punch? Someone call Lincoln Riley for confirmation.

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Just now, South Austin said:

I’m drinking canned ranch water and OU sucks.

The real question has to be about your mom, but there is no question that OU sucks!

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1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

If we can’t run the ball down OU’s throat, I’ll be disappointed 

RoJo's going to have 1,200 yards against them.

Just now, ztejas said:

RoJo's going to have 1,200 yards against them.

In the first quarter.

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

If we can’t run the ball down OU’s throat, I’ll be disappointed 

Any first round draft prospects on your OL this year?

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Any first round draft prospects on your OL this year?

I said down OU, not Alabama 

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Any first round draft prospects on your OL this year?

Is this sarcasm? You mean besides the #1 OL prospect in the draft? 

(Oh sorry - #2)

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We are going to mud hole OU

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I said down OU, not Alabama 

How's that been working out for you?

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I guess the refs are still in preseason form too

it's the uniforms that's got them confused

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Drake Stoops and TJ Pledger are playing heavy snaps for OU?

We better beat the fucking shit out of these guys this year.  Our roster is way fucking better.

The starters are suspended for weed or beating up a woman/ just guessing 

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How's that been working out for you?

It's tough sledding. We aren't lucky enough to line up against Michigan every year for our marquee "rivalry".

Just now, Neonmoon said:

The starters are suspended for weed or beating up a woman/ just guessing 

Incorrect. Beating up women doesn’t get you suspended in Norman.

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How's that been working out for you?

I don’t know, genius. Watch some film from 2018, where our impotent offensive coordinator couldn’t stop Sam from looking like Tim Tebow.

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Incorrect. Beating up women doesn’t get you suspended in Norman.

And if it does, only until the week they play us. Then it’s all men on deck (but I’m sure Riley says dick, not deck) 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is this sarcasm? You mean besides the #1 OL prospect in the draft? 

(Oh sorry - #2)

It was an honest question. I don't know. To whom are you referring? I just know that Texas hasn't had many offensive linemen get drafted in the first round in recent years (has there been more than one in the last decade?) and I've watched their fans bitch an awful lot about playcalling during that time. Like if the coaches just called the right plays, they'd win every game. Games are won in the trenches. 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Creed Humphrey looks fat.

He'll get Wylied and pull a pec or hammy.  

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That hair is the worst thing I've ever seen.

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m drinking canned ranch water and OU sucks.

I saw this at HEB. Does it taste just like White Claw?  Or better?

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