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Wait...there’s a production flaw in this hallmark movie. It’s set in ND, but the ranch is covered with trees. I hate lazy errors like that. Who do they think they are, Ash?

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Are you actually saying that you always kind of liked Tim Brando?

WTF is wrong with you?

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the cut up version of this game on LHN will be on every week for the next 5 years.

 

Us dancing and our stupid QB doing the horns down with that much time left........we deserved to lose.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you actually saying that you always kind of liked Tim Brando?

WTF is wrong with you?

The guy is a fucking degenerate.

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From this moment in the game, Texas won 22-0. 

Hope you enjoyed it, dipshit. 

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Guess the horns thought they could win wout the real playbook and keep some stuff secret...had to open it up for all to see in the end. Fuckers. Hate myself for trying to enjoy this win.

Fuck tech.



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1 minute ago, Bash Riprock said:

Us dancing and our stupid QB doing the horns down with that much time left........we deserved to lose.

The cardinal sin. 
 

On the other side, this game may have singlehandedly turned me into an alcoholic.

3 minutes ago, Rudy Rutabaga said:

jim gonna go with 2006 Rose Bowl over this one.But it is the best one is a while.

Agree.  2006 Rose Bowl is the greatest.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the cut up version of this game on LHN will be on every week for the next 5 years.

 

I thought LHN couldn't re-broadcast a FOX production?

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the cut up version of this game on LHN will be on every week for the next 5 years.

 

And still be 3 hours long

11 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I hate our D, I hate our coaches, I hate you guys, and I am gong to take all of this hate and destroy my liver. 

That 2 point call though was so money. Everyone expected a Sam run. 

Edited by totallynotabuttpirate

I watched the entire game, and I still don't know how we won. 

Just now, Auto Driller said:

I thought LHN couldn't re-broadcast a FOX production?

good point.  maybe they can get a reprieve and just show the last 5 minutes of game action

6 minutes ago, houstonevo8 said:

Epic 

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You dont see that very often. 

1 minute ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

The guy is a fucking degenerate.

He’s a dickwad for sure, but he showed that he has a modicum of professionalism when he held back the sobbing and swearing until he was off air.

13 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I hate our D, I hate our coaches, I hate you guys, and I am gong to take all of this hate and destroy my liver. 

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Cry me a river Tech.  Texas stabbed them in the mind.

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

you’re a big, fat pussy. 

is that like a puffy pussy?

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

You dont see that very often. 

Looks like deviation then correction 

16 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Wow I stopped watching this awhile ago.  How did that happen?

Its a long fucked up story 

6 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Us dancing and our stupid QB doing the horns down with that much time left........we deserved to lose.

less talented players than him have gotten away with it in the last decade or so. many of them. he paid for all of their sins. 

Imagine if Galindo had called this one. Lol

14 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

made sure I said us and not y'all

Yeah, I noticed that just as I was hitting "submit".

Happy we won, but boy that sure didn't instill much confidence moving forward.

Ooof.  Fat girl when the bar closes and everyone in your party said tequila shots were a good idea.  Fuck it.  Take the sloppy win......

11 minutes ago, houstonevo8 said:

Epic 

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These charts are one of the stupidest things ESPN does. 

2 minutes ago, mcbrisket said:

Imagine if Galindo had called this one. Lol

Shockingly, it may have been a bit more tolerable than it actually was. 

After Bijan went scorpion and got bent in half any word in him?

Almost as sweet as the win is the knowledge that a lot of Sooners were about to salve their butthurt with some schadenfreude and got blue-balled.  

so to recap

D sucks - Ash trash - new DC rinse repeat

tech can hold at will, we can't

O TBD

Punting horrible until Buj started going rugby

Punt returning horrible

KO return team bad

FG team excellent, KO team excellent

big thank you's to Eagles and Epps

Horns down bad idea jeans for opposing QB's

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

After Bijan went scorpion and got bent in half any word in him?

Scorpion?

10 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

The cardinal sin. 
 

On the other side, this game may have singlehandedly turned me into an alcoholic.

I’ll go with that excuse too

A “W” is a “W”, but damn man! I don’t know going forward. Vast improvement in all “three” phases of the game will be required to beat the Frogs next week.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

After Bijan went scorpion and got bent in half any word in him?

Back strain, evaluate tomorrow per TH

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

Scorpion?

His calves hit his face 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

After Bijan went scorpion and got bent in half any word in him?

Topper13 beat me to it. 

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

After Bijan went scorpion and got bent in half any word in him?

Herman said strain in back (well no shit) will be evaluated later.

Just now, msucolt45 said:

A “W” is a “W”, but damn man! I don’t know going forward. Vast improvement in all “three” phases of the game will be required to beat the Frogs next week.

Frogs suck ass too, get ready for another cripple fight

Just now, Topper13 said:

Back strain, evaluate tomorrow per TH

Jesus if that’s it he’s lucky 

6 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

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Like RD Lasher holding up the "#1" finger in 1990 and then missing the game winning field goal.

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