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Al got into his truck to take a ride late in the game when we were down 15 to change up the mojo. You’re welcome everybody.  Sat in the parking lot at Waterloo and listened to Texas tie it up at 56, then proceeded inside to sit close to a blonde Raider fan, with a great rack (no pics), to see the Horns pull it out.  She actually though Tech won but Al had to relay the bad news giving her a moment of sadness, but those titty’s tho, totally not sad.  
Good thing Maryland and Houston Baptist are not on the schedule, hopefully this game wasn’t foreshadowing of what is to come from the rest of the season.  Don’t feel like Texas won but rather Tech blew it. 

2 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I switched my polo sometime in the 4th quarter too, to whatever I wore two weeks ago.

Team effort imo. We willed that W

29 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

Fuck Spencer Tillman.  Fuck Reggie Bush.  Fuck Matt Lienart.  

Fuck Ryan perriloux

When Tech kicked it short after going up 15, I told my wife that was a stupid decision and that Texas had a chance. 

32 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

Fuck Spencer Tillman.  Fuck Reggie Bush.  Fuck Matt Lienart.  

None of this is incorrect.  

Additionally, fuck Tim Brawndo and Ervin Meyers.

 

 

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Bwahahahha fuck that guy.

55 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

That was one of the BEST onsides kick executions I've ever seen. It spun out of Bowman's hands... perfectly- after the 2nd / 3rd bounce. You don't get a better onsides kick than that. Congrats to Cameron Dicker. 

With all the practice last year, he is getting pretty good at it!

1 hour ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

That was one of the BEST onsides kick executions I've ever seen. It spun out of Bowman's hands... perfectly- after the 2nd / 3rd bounce. You don't get a better onsides kick than that. Congrats to Cameron Dicker. 

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3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

SIAP

 

 

 

Fuck that guy

2 hours ago, horn.g20 said:

anyone have a replay link?

No, but I gots some high(and low)lights.

 

5 hours ago, troph said:

Good lord. I’m out. Y’all have fun with this.


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I left with 1:40 remaining. 

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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5 hours ago, Kyle said:

Honestly, how can this team get so bad since the Sugar Bowl?

This. 

5 hours ago, Flash said:

Orlando had 3rd and 17. Ash has 4th and 14...let's see see

Glitches in the matrix. 

28 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

SIAP

 

 

 

Hahahaha ... what a dipshit.

42 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

SIAP

 

 

 

This dumbass is dead to me, so I guess we're even. 

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Fuck that guy

I can't stand that fucknut.

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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I can't stand that fucknut.

That dude combines the worst of Boston soxbro with the worst of sexist incel-adjacent internetdom to create a truly powerful form of gigadouche.

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1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Al got into his truck to take a ride late in the game when we were down 15 to change up the mojo. You’re welcome everybody.  Sat in the parking lot at Waterloo and listened to Texas tie it up at 56, then proceeded inside to sit close to a blonde Raider fan, with a great rack (no pics), to see the Horns pull it out.  She actually though Tech won but Al had to relay the bad news giving her a moment of sadness, but those titty’s tho, totally not sad.  
Good thing Maryland and Houston Baptist are not on the schedule, hopefully this game wasn’t foreshadowing of what is to come from the rest of the season.  Don’t feel like Texas won but rather Tech blew it. 

Don't forget Cal.

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Those mutherfuckers. I was thinking not much of anything about this game. Pretty certain we had no real shot given our performances last year and against Vacation Bible School. First half was encouraging but I figured since we threw 2 interceptions that our opportunity to compete with Texas had passed. So Texas blocks a punt and scores a TD and we STILL grab the fucking lead!?!? Wtf!?! I was guarded. Pfft. But this game was nothing like I have ever watched. 

House an off tackle run to go up 15 points with 3 Minutes and change left?!?  Ok. We got this! What a huge mistake that thought turned out to be.

Then it happened. As soon as our kid pooched the kickoff and Texas had great field position. From there...it was like Im watching Annie Wilkes hobble me while Im restrained to the bed. Fucking bitches sucked me into this bullshit again! Slant. On side kick. Tie. Slant. Fuckups. Lose. 

I wish the outcomes of teenagers and 20 somethings did not effect my emotional and mental health for days after, but they do. 

Gotdamnit. 

Texas haters just went to a new level after that game.  It’s good for them.

 

Another missed flag. Along with the 40 holds...
22 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Take the win, pussies.

This. Some of y'all would bitch if you were hung with a new rope.

10 hours ago, Mileslong said:


Using what metric was tech the better team today?

They were leading in points, first downs, and total yards when I posted that. We clearly had no business winning that game but fuck it, we won.

8 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This. Some of y'all would bitch if you were hung with a new rope.

If it didn’t kill me instantly, yeah why not

8 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

No, but I gots some high(and low)lights.

 

Wow,  listen to Brando’s calls on our last 3 scores vs the last TD run by “just call him Sir!”.

You’d think an amazing/improbable comeback win would produce a little excitement??

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This. Some of y'all would bitch if you were hung with a new rope.

Jute chafes. I can't go into my great reward with a raspberry!

Edited by Braff Zacklin

PSA: the game replay is on right now on FS1.  1 minute before half.  

9 hours ago, LongestHorn said:

Fuck Spencer Tillman.  Fuck Reggie Bush.  Fuck Matt Lienart.  

What?  You left our Brando.  He’s the biggest asshat of them all mr “look we don’t care who wins”

8 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

No, but I gots some high(and low)lights.

 

Currently playing on FS1

1 hour ago, StruggleBus said:

They were leading in points, first downs, and total yards when I posted that. We clearly had no business winning that game but fuck it, we won.

Well, we finished leading in points, first downs and total yards, so maybe we did have some business winning that game.

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Chuck and I hadn’t texted since 2016.

Currently playing on FS1
with 9 min to go the fuckers on fs1 cut away to some redbull sorseshit FUCK!! BASTARDS!!
with 9 min to go the fuckers on fs1 cut away to some redbull sorseshit FUCK!! BASTARDS!!
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Chuck and I hadn’t texted since 2016.

Not since you shrugged off chucks perfectly fine lunch invite, asshole

 

 

Charge your phone

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Since Sugar Bowl, horns down brings fond memories of Bevo getting after that damn little dog's ass.  Bring it on tcu, ousux and the rest of y'all fucksticks.

 Hook'em!

1 hour ago, jw4381 said:

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Chuck and I hadn’t texted since 2016.

Shoot your shot cowboy

with 9 min to go the fuckers on fs1 cut away to some redbull sorseshit FUCK!! BASTARDS!!

Soreshit? Cant take the linth?
11 hours ago, C-Man said:

I can't stand that fucknut.

 

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

That dude combines the worst of Boston soxbro with the worst of sexist incel-adjacent internetdom to create a truly powerful form of gigadouche.

So, that asshat is actually well-known / has a following?

That can't bode well for humanity...

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1 hour ago, wood said:

 

So, that asshat is actually well-known / has a following?

That can't bode well for humanity...

That's Dave Portnoy the founder of Barstool Sports. Piece of shit assclown.

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

14 hours ago, taybo20 said:

So many memes

But, but.... I talked so much shit!

 

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19 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Fuck everyone 

were gonna beat you any way you cocksuckers

Time stamped you tech fuckers

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