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1 minute ago, orangecat92 said:

Not watching, but it is painfully obvious Tom the turtle called the 2nd quarter.  75 yards 

Gotta disagree... Coach Yurcich needs to step up

Just now, 6th Street said:

RBs have 21 carries for 66 yards, wtf

Ingram shouldn’t be getting meaningful snaps 

Just now, 6th Street said:

RBs have 21 carries for 66 yards, wtf

3 yards and a cloud of dust.

4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

trust me, you will keep watching and lose many years off your life. just drink and persevere

19 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

goddamn w-sip

Only one post about this? Y’all are slippin. 

14 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Great move by kerstetter 

This is correct. 

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Ingram shouldn’t be getting meaningful snaps 

He’s so off and on

Shocking that Urban didn’t drop a turd on Herman.

1 minute ago, UhhhIdk said:

Ingram shouldn’t be getting meaningful snaps 

Actually has the highest YPC

Was it Brando that said Texas hasn't had a 5-star running back since Cedric Benson earlier? Lol.

 

Malcolm Brown - 5 Stars, #3 RB, #14 Overall (2011)

Jonathan Gray - 5 Stars, #1 RB, #6 Overall (2012)

Jordan Whittington - 5 Stars, #2 ATH, #34 Overall (2019)

 

Let's not forget Jamaal Charles (2005) was close to a 5 Star. Foreman wasn't highly regarded and we know what happened there.

Big12 commercials are sjw shit now? Lol I guess that's better than the laser lights thing

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Big 12 refs are terrible still. 

On Adimora's pick, the pass was thrown to an ineligible receiver. And if you try to argue that he was off the LOS then it's an illegal formation. 

No flag. 

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this is why Okie holds, blocks downfield on passes beyond the LOS, has OL running downfield past 3 yards.  they know it will only get called once a game tops.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Big 12 refs are terrible still. 

On Adimora's pick, the pass was thrown to an ineligible receiver. And if you try to argue that he was off the LOS then it's an illegal formation. 

No flag. 

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They called that constantly against K State in the 2d half. 

8 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

Don't sweat it bud. We have plenty of T-shirt fans we can always call up if need be.

6 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

Good luck.

Almost every year for the last decade, I give up on this team and spend my Saturdays in the late fall doing shit outside. Then, I watch the bowl game and see some freshman flash and think "holy shit, next year is our year." 

Spend the off-season reading about how athletic and talented everyone is, and how the team is unified and determined.

Then, it's late October and we're 5-3 and we're losing to west virginia in the 3rd quarter, and I turn off the TV wondering how I got tricked again.

10 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Halftime adjustments will determine if I say fuck this team for the rest of the year. I'm only 28 but I'd rather not have these motherfuckers take years off my life.

You don't have to wait for halftime, you can fuck off right now

This team is on schedule. Stop clutching your fucking pearls. We’ll score 50+ or more and keep them under 30

We’re up by 10 in Lubbock and look relatively decent.  I’m watching all the other teams play and they look so bad.  I’ll take it. 

Did y’all not get the last 5 minutes preempted by the fucking Supreme Court announcement?

So I wasn’t the only one. Ridiculous.
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

This team is on schedule. Stop clutching your fucking pearls. We’ll score 50+ or more and keep them under 30

No way they don’t score 2 more times. 

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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Good luck.

Almost every year for the last decade, I give up on this team and spend my Saturdays in the late fall doing shit outside. Then, I watch the bowl game and see some freshman flash and think "holy shit, next year is our year." 

Spend the off-season reading about how athletic and talented everyone is, and how the team is unified and determined.

Then, it's late October and we're 5-3 and we're losing to west virginia in the 3rd quarter, and I turn off the TV wondering how I got tricked again.

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If Overshown had recovered that lateral/non-lateral before the half, they'd still be reviewing it.

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Fox studio show is terrible.  I hate the totally fake overlaughs.

Bush and Leinert don’t do it for you?

You don't have to wait for halftime, you can fuck off right now
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7 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Was it Brando that said Texas hasn't had a 5-star running back since Cedric Benson earlier? Lol.

 

Malcolm Brown - 5 Stars, #3 RB, #14 Overall (2011)

Jonathan Gray - 5 Stars, #1 RB, #6 Overall (2012)

Jordan Whittington - 5 Stars, #2 ATH, #34 Overall (2019)

 

Let's not forget Jamaal Charles (2005) was close to a 5 Star. Foreman wasn't highly regarded and we know what happened there.

D'Onta Foreman

Just now, Revolution512 said:

Our special teams are really bad.

Our punt unit is bad. Our kick return team is good - despite getting caught napping but that happens. Our field goal unit is good. Our punt return team is good. 

7 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Fox studio show is terrible.  I hate the totally fake overlaughs.

Why don't you just say it.... fuck Matt leinart 

Just now, The Dude said:

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish

Not true.  He’s not allowed to show his true self.  Family show.  

1 minute ago, The Dude said:

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish that sat on the manifold of a turbocharged Corvette driving from Austin to Montreal.

FIFY

2 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Urban Meyer has the personality of a can of tuna fish

antifa should throw him at cops

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