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our punter sux.  we should move on to the next aussie, missed on this one.

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

130 yards passing against a Shit tech team doesn’t bode well

Didn't he have like 100 after the first quarter?

Now at 145 and we're almost through two more quarters.

Ok let's cause another turnover on this drive

Notice that Booj is no longer doing the straight punt. He's rolling right first.

1 minute ago, Modessit said:
3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:
How has this team regressed in 2 fucking weeks 

I seriously think we game-planned vanilla thinking Tech would be a cakewalk and didn't want to put stuff on tape for ou.

This is probably Herman not preparing for a weaker opponent. It's his trademark.

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Didn't he have like 100 after the first quarter?

Now at 145 and we're almost through two more quarters.

it's because we suck

So does Yurcich need to take off headphones so he can't hear HERMAN???

I can’t wait for the fumblerooski next drive 

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Alright time for the muffed punt payback TD. 

Nope, they know how to handle a low ball before it hits the turf. 

This game is going to come down to whatever team goes full retard last. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

our punter sux.  we should move on to the next aussie, missed on this one.

That is problem number 10 on this team.  I would not worry about the punter.

I hope this is only on regional coverage because i'm embarassed. 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Herman is such a fraud. We aren't building towards anything. Team makes the same shitty mistakes we were making 3 seasons ago. Win or lose this game, doesnt matter. Sam is the only thing keeping Tom's teams from losing records. 

Give him credit for a hott wife and conning UT out of a huge pay day.  Otherwise, you’re spot on ...

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Because Ingram is better and BR is a 5-star highly touted recruit?

Ingram cuts straight into tackles 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Into triple coverage. Glad that Sam never even considered any other receiver 

there were 3 longhorn receivers right there, the play was designed to drag all the defenders to the same area. 

We're either going to be forced to sit through watching Herman learn how to win or he's never going to get there and it will take us way too long to let him go.

Overshown gets in the right spot but keeps missing the take.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Guys LSU, Georgia, and Oklahoma all totally shit the bed today, if we get the dub it's ALLLLLL GOOOD

as long as w dont wallow in their shit

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Makes you wonder what the fuck the coaching staff does for Game Prep. It's like they didn't watch a kid from Houston Baptist torch these fucks for 500 billion yards in the air. This has Herman's finger prints all over it. Weak pussy play calling 

He's not the play caller anymore, but also this defense looks meh so probably trying to hold onto the ball a bit.

"You only have to win by 1 point"

-Mensa

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

This offense the second half has Herman’s fingerprints all over it.

We've watched 3 years of this mess. Everyone knew we wouldn't score a TD on that drive. Every game has to come down to the wire, It's the Herman way

0 is bad at tackling

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I can’t wait for the fumblerooski next drive 

Statue of Liberty Hook and Lateral. 

All out delayed blitz?

watching this game like

1st quarter

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2nd quarter

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3rd quarter

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Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Give him credit for a hott wife and conning UT out of a huge pay day.  Otherwise, you’re spot on ...

She’s decent at best

Overshown was not great at first but he's ballin now.

So uh...

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What happened on the punt?

yep. same as last year.  and now a stupid fascemask.

This game is going to come down to whatever team goes full retard last. 
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